What’s the difference between a feminist and a rock?
A rock can break a glass ceiling.
What’s the difference between drugs and kids?
I don’t do drugs.
Asian pregnancy test:
Stick a Rubix cube into pussy.
Wait 30 seconds, if it's solved then there's a little Asian in there.
“Have you ever tried Ethiopian food?”
“No.”
“Neither have they.”
Hardest part about being a paedophile?
Fitting in.
What's another name for an Incel? A feminist.
What do you get when you cross breed a bear with a retarded person?
A feminist (a hairy and brainless beast).
Do you know why orphans can't get married? Because they will never get their parents' blessing.
Guys, stop telling orphan jokes, soon they're gonna tell they're par... oh wait, never mind, carry on.
I can't stand disability jokes.
What's the difference between an apple and emos?
They both hang on trees.