Society jokes
What do you call a rich Asian?
A cha-ching.
Why should you keep English gay activists away from neo-nazis?
British cigarettes get smoked easily.
How do you trick a homophobic heterosexual male that is a Roman Catholic priest into using the glory hole inside the men's restroom at a gay bar?
Tell him that it is a confessional booth.
What record did Obama prove during his presidency?
No matter how far a brotha gets in life, he'll still be in government housing.
What's the difference between women and men?
Men have rights.
Memes
why did i laugh at this? this is alot like someone I know.. hmm- ( in the cmmts write who u think it is!)
Na, don't be mean to fat people. Oh wait, never mind, they can handle the weight.
What do strippers and butter have in common?
Both spread for bread.
What do you call a nun on a wheelchair?
Virgin Mobile.
What's the LGBTQ+'s favorite cereal?
Fruity Pebbles.
Two terrorists walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "What can I get you?"
The terrorists both say, "A beer."
The bartender overhears them talking about how they will kill 300 people and a donkey. The bartender says, "Why a donkey?"
One terrorist says, "See, I told you no one would care about the people!"
If I had a dollar for every gender, I would have 2 dollars and a bunch of counterfeits.
So I was at a restaurant and I really hit it off with the waitress, so one thing led to another and I'm at her place and she was really nice at the IHOP but when I was there with her she was all like "ahhh! what are you doing!?!?!? how did you get in my house?!?!?" and then she punched me and I'm the one who ended up in prison.
An American and a Russian are talking. The American says, "We in America have the best democracy. We can stand in front of the White House and shout with impunity: \"The American President is a moron!\""
"We can do that too," says the Russian, walking with the American to the Kremlin and shouting: "The American President is a moron!"
Where do pedophiles go hunting?
Elementary schools.
If a man kills a kid, it's called Murder.
If a woman kills a kid, it's called Reproductive Rights.
God sent gays to fix overpopulation. Until they ended same-sex marriage.
"Rape[is] the only sign of world peace in this life."
What are the similarities between a pedophile and a 9/11 plane?
They both came from behind and crushed them.
Can orphans eat in a family restaurant?
Why couldn’t the orphan find home?
Didn’t have eyes.