Society jokes

What record did Obama prove during his presidency?

No matter how far a brotha gets in life, he'll still be in government housing.

Two terrorists walk into a bar.

The bartender asks what they are talking about. Terrorist 1 says, "We are going to kill 14k people and a donkey."

The Bartender asks, "Why a donkey?"

Then Terrorist 2 says, "See, I told you no one would care about the 14k people."

Friend: Hey, wanna race home?

Orphan: What home?

If you're bored, just go hit an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?

I have an orphan joke.

But it needs parental guidance.

Why do Jews have big noses?

Because air is free...

There's no Asian kids in my class, but it just happens to be the rice store and the pet store just ran out of stock...

What does a cannibal do after eating its vegetables?

Sells the wheelchair.

I would never slap a woman, then I’d be destroying property.

What do you call a group of black men hanging from a tree?

Alabama wind chimes.

If two blind people meet, one of them says: "Long time, no see!"

Why can’t orphans play baseball?

Because they can’t get a home run.

What foods are orphans allergic to? Homemade food.

Why did KFC take orphan?

Because kids fattening center.

Are you a playground? Because I want to put my kids in you.

What do you call a blind German shepherd?

A Nazi.

My friend wasn't open to the idea of me becoming a nudist.

I told him to stop being so clothes-minded.

What’s the hardest part about being a pedophile?

Fitting in.

Two terrorists walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "What can I get you?"

The terrorists both say, "A beer."

The bartender overhears them talking about how they will kill 300 people and a donkey. The bartender says, "Why a donkey?"

One terrorist says, "See, I told you no one would care about the people!"

If I had a dollar for every gender, I would have 2 dollars and a bunch of counterfeits.