Society jokes
What do sexists and WNBA fans have in common?
There's enough of them to acknowledge their existence.
This is not a joke. Have you ever thought about it? You’re an emo while wearing black. So what if you are black? Does that mean you’re an emo because you are black and emos wear black? ;)
What do you call a person in America that is not a retard?
A foreign exchange student.
Did you know Helen Keller had a dollhouse in her backyard?
No, and neither did she.
What's an orphan's favorite food? Nothing, they can't afford it.
Girl, you must be a Muslim because you are only 5 years old, yet you know how to give great head.
My stepsister is a big titty goth. Should I tap that?
What do orphans call a holiday?
A bit of soil and some leaves as a blanket.
So, an orphan walked into a store. He gets lost and the store clerk asked, "Do you need help finding your parent?" and the orphan ran out crying.
Why don’t I shut myself all the time?
I can only fit so many pairs of kids in my mouth and stomach at the same time.
Why can’t orphans play baseball? Because they can’t find their home.
Do orphans love doing crime?
'Cause they want to be wanted.
What do you and orphans have in common?
Nobody loves you.
Americans: Miles per hour.
Europeans: Bullets per kid...
There is a twist with being an orphan: every bag of chips is family sized.
Why are apples and orphans the same?
They always get picked on.
What's the fastest way to stop an argument between a bunch of deaf people?
Just switch off the lights.
Why can't the orphan play baseball?
It doesn't know where home is.
Why can't orphans have sex?
Because they have no one to call "daddy."
What happens if a redneck is bisexual? Do they go for their brother or sister?