Society jokes

Q. What does a Russian girl do when she gets unexpectedly pregnant?

A. Has an abortion.

What couldn’t the boy in the wheelchair do when he saw a bully? He couldn’t stand up for himself.

My wife and I have reached the decision that we do not want children.

If anyone does, please comment your contact details and we can drop them off tomorrow.

How do homeless people move where they're living?

They pick up their box and walk away.

My friend wasn't open to the idea of me becoming a nudist.

I told him to stop being so clothes-minded.

A seal walks into a club.

If you're bored, just go hit an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?

I have an orphan joke.

But it needs parental guidance.

I walked into an orphanage and a kid was crying. I asked him what was wrong and he said some kids were bullying him. I told him to go tell his parents.

Friend: Hey, wanna race home?

Orphan: What home?

What do priests and McDonald's have in common? They both like putting their meat in between 5-year-old buns.

Question: What does baseball have that orphans don't?

Answer: A home.

Today I put the women’s rights book in the fantasy section of a library.

What do genders and the Twin Towers have in common? There used to be 2, but now they're a sensitive topic...

Why can’t orphans be criminals?

Because they’re not wanted!

Miksi Michael Jackson sopisi joulupukiksi?

Hän tyhjentää säkkinsä lapsiin.

Zozo the hobo is single like a Pringle.

Single like a Pringle, and he loves Pringle's, get it?

If you’re bored, go punch an orphan. What are the parents gonna do?

What’s the difference between a baby and a sandwich?

You don’t have sex with a sandwich before you eat it.

Why do Jews have big noses?

Because air is free...