Society jokes
The "f" in orphan stands for family.
Except there is no "f."
These are not funny. Those that are adopted feel hurt by these!
You shall feel ashamed of yourself!
Take the L! - Losers
What do you call a blind German?
A Nazi (not see).
What do orphans do when they get a phone? They press the home button.
Why can't orphans go to school? They need their parents to sign them up.
If there are 4 Mexicans in a van, which of them is driving?
None of them. Immigration service is.
What do you get when you cross a pedophile and an elementary school? Predator 3.
You're so skinny, starving Ethiopians offer you food!
Why can’t an orphan get arrested?
Because they're not wanted.
Homeless people live on rocks.
Non-homeless people live in rocks.
Yo mama so fat, the Egyptians modeled the pyramids based on her.
How are feminists different from gorillas? At least gorillas don't abort their own children.
Q: What do bloods eat when they get sick?
A: Chicken noodle suwoop.
Women are gay.
"Wheelchair" - HAHA!
What do orphans go to church for?
So they can call someone "father."
An Indian kid walked into the shop and had a curry down because they had no naan bread in stock.
My friend said that gay people existed 10 years ago.
He can tell the future.
In a Kahoot, and you're the Twin Tower terrorist: terrorist kill streak 2,996.
Dishwasher rape is another word for marital obligations.
What do you call an orphan with a gun?
(No) home shooter.