Society jokes

Where do pedophiles go hunting?

Elementary schools.

God sent gays to fix overpopulation. Until they ended same-sex marriage.

"Rape[is] the only sign of world peace in this life."

I have a friend whose birthday is on September 11th.

They're going to have an explosive party that will definitely blow you away!

It's gonna be the bomb, and a blast, too!

Can orphans eat in a family restaurant?

Why couldn’t the orphan find home?

Didn’t have eyes.

Why did Helen Keller's dog commit suicide?

Well, I wouldn't want to be named "asdjasdjasdak" either.

What did the orphan's friend give him for his birthday?

Lego, so he can build a home.

What do you call 2 homeless people throwing rocks at each other? "Pillow Fight!"

What is a Mexican's only obstacle?

Border patrol.

Why didn't the orphan cross the road? Where was he gonna go?

Why do orphans go to church so much?

So they can have someone to call father.

What's the difference between me and a rapist?

He forced her, while I convinced her with a candy.

She was just 7 years old.

If a man kills a kid, it's called Murder.

If a woman kills a kid, it's called Reproductive Rights.

I say 1, 2, 3, all the kids bullied me, but now they're not so cool, cuz I shot up the school.

Jack and Jill went up the hill 'cause Jack took a Viagra.

Jill was drunk, fell to her knee, Jack had his chance, did Jill till 3.

I donated to the LGBTQ community. Hopefully now they can find a cure.

Men built civilisations. Men went to the moon. Men invented the modern comforts of today’s society.

Women did none of those. They are useless, only fit to be baby making machines.

What’s the difference between a feminist and a rock?

A rock can break a glass ceiling.

What’s the difference between drugs and kids?

I don’t do drugs.