Society jokes

What’s the difference between chocolate and people?

You can’t buy people nowadays.

What do you call a nun on a wheelchair?

Virgin Mobile.

What do you call five Black people having sex?

Threesome.

I like my girlfriend's new secondary school uniform, I guess, but doesn’t beat her old primary school one. 😀

Two terrorists walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "What can I get you?"

The terrorists both say, "A beer."

The bartender overhears them talking about how they will kill 300 people and a donkey. The bartender says, "Why a donkey?"

One terrorist says, "See, I told you no one would care about the people!"

So I was at a restaurant and I really hit it off with the waitress, so one thing led to another and I'm at her place and she was really nice at the IHOP but when I was there with her she was all like "ahhh! what are you doing!?!?!? how did you get in my house?!?!?" and then she punched me and I'm the one who ended up in prison.

An American and a Russian are talking. The American says, "We in America have the best democracy. We can stand in front of the White House and shout with impunity: \"The American President is a moron!\""

"We can do that too," says the Russian, walking with the American to the Kremlin and shouting: "The American President is a moron!"

Where do pedophiles go hunting?

Elementary schools.

If I had a dollar for every gender, I would have 2 dollars and a bunch of counterfeits.

God sent gays to fix overpopulation. Until they ended same-sex marriage.

What are the similarities between a pedophile and a 9/11 plane?

They both came from behind and crushed them.

What's the difference between me and a rapist?

He forced her, while I convinced her with a candy.

She was just 7 years old.

Why couldn’t the orphan find home?

Didn’t have eyes.

I have a friend whose birthday is on September 11th.

They're going to have an explosive party that will definitely blow you away!

It's gonna be the bomb, and a blast, too!

"Rape[is] the only sign of world peace in this life."

What did the orphan's friend give him for his birthday?

Lego, so he can build a home.

Can orphans eat in a family restaurant?

What do you call 2 homeless people throwing rocks at each other? "Pillow Fight!"

Why did Helen Keller's dog commit suicide?

Well, I wouldn't want to be named "asdjasdjasdak" either.

Why didn't the orphan cross the road? Where was he gonna go?