Society jokes
Why couldn’t the orphan find home?
Didn’t have eyes.
Why did Helen Keller's dog commit suicide?
Well, I wouldn't want to be named "asdjasdjasdak" either.
What did the orphan's friend give him for his birthday?
Lego, so he can build a home.
What do you call 2 homeless people throwing rocks at each other? "Pillow Fight!"
What is a Mexican's only obstacle?
Border patrol.
Memes
why did i laugh at this? this is alot like someone I know.. hmm- ( in the cmmts write who u think it is!)
Why didn't the orphan cross the road? Where was he gonna go?
Why do orphans go to church so much?
So they can have someone to call father.
If a man kills a kid, it's called Murder.
If a woman kills a kid, it's called Reproductive Rights.
I say 1, 2, 3, all the kids bullied me, but now they're not so cool, cuz I shot up the school.
I donated to the LGBTQ community. Hopefully now they can find a cure.
Men built civilisations. Men went to the moon. Men invented the modern comforts of today’s society.
Women did none of those. They are useless, only fit to be baby making machines.
What’s the difference between a feminist and a rock?
A rock can break a glass ceiling.
What’s the difference between drugs and kids?
I don’t do drugs.
Why does an orphan play GTA to be wanted? 😂😭
If 80% of all suicides in the UK are males, and women want equality, then maybe they should just kill themselves.
Asian pregnancy test:
Stick a Rubix cube into pussy.
Wait 30 seconds, if it's solved then there's a little Asian in there.
“Have you ever tried Ethiopian food?”
“No.”
“Neither have they.”
What did the man say to the woman? "Make me a sandwich."
What's another name for an Incel? A feminist.
What do you get when you cross breed a bear with a retarded person?
A feminist (a hairy and brainless beast).