Society jokes
I saw a kid on the curb while I was on a walk, and he was in baggy clothes, and I said, "Are you an orphan?" He said, "Yeah." And the orphan said, "What gave me away?" I said, "Ur parents."
A homeless kid walked up to another kid and said, "I have what you don't." He said, "(Parents)."
And the kid said, "Your right, I do have parents," and walked away.
A guy sees a kid crying, and the guy walks up to the kid and asks, "Where are your parents?"
God, I love working at an orphanage!
How do you help a starving cannibal?
You give him a hand!
Q: Why can you be rude to an orphan?
A: Because who are they gonna tell their parents?
An orphan asked if they could move into my house yesterday. I said, "Don't you have a family?"
If an emo kid jumps off a building, who would win?
Society.
Why do orphans commit crimes?
To be wanted.
What's big, bounces, and makes little kids cry?
My donation to the orphanage :)
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?
Apples get picked.
I like my orphans how I like my wine, locked in my basement for ten.
How do homeless people move where they're living?
They pick up their box and walk away.
Did you hear about the cannibal who converted to Catholicism?
On Fridays, he only eats fishermen!
What show do orphans never watch?
"Fuller House."
Why do homeless people commit crimes?
They get a bed in jail.
An orphan uses a family bathroom, and when he comes out, he gets told, "This is a family bathroom."
Q. What does a Russian girl do when she gets unexpectedly pregnant?
A. Has an abortion.
An orphanage is like a horse rescue. You rescue them, rehabilitate them, then sell them for as much as possible.
I saw an orphan fall in the street crying, so I ran up to him and said, "Are you okay? Where are your parents?"
My friend wasn't open to the idea of me becoming a nudist.
I told him to stop being so clothes-minded.