Society jokes
Punch an orphan, what are they going to do? Tell their parents?
What do you call a group of Alabama superheroes?
The Incredibles.
Why did the orphan become a criminal?
Because he wanted to actually be wanted.
It was a blast to visit the Twin Towers on 9/11 at exactly 8:46 a.m. It was the bomb... like, literally!
Son: Why don't cannibals eat clowns?
Dad: Don't know, why?
Son: Because they taste funny.
This humor is so dark, it's darker than the Black population.
How do Chinese parents name their children?
Dropping a pan down the stairs. Bing, Bong, Dong.
Who ended Franz Ferdinand's COD account?
He ended with a Black Handed bang.
An orphanage is like a horse rescue: you rescue them, you rehabilitate them, and then you sell them to the highest bidder.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they won't know where home plate is.
Sometimes women are like bad snacks. People try them and then chuck them in the trash.
If you are homeless, get a home.
Why can't orphans be kidnapped?
Because most kidnappers use a family van.
What do you call an emo furry squad?
The suicide furs.
She responds: “See that man over there with no arms? Tell him to clap.”
The kid replies: “But, Mom, I’m blind!”
Mom: “Exactly.”
I was at a bar. The girl said, "Sex, sex, free sex tonight," when she really said, "663629."
What do genders and the Twin Towers have in common?
There used to be two, but now it's a touchy subject.
Why did a Mexican go to Home Depot?
Because he thought it said "Home Deport."
What do apples and orphans have in common?
The apple gets picked.
Why couldn't the orphan play baseball?
Because he had no home to go to.