Society jokes
Why do people misplace 9/11 with emo kids? They both have a high death count.
I saw a kid crying in the corner. I asked them where their parents are. Man, I love working at an orphanage!
Q: How do you fit 4 gay men on a bar stool?
A: Flip the chair upside down.
You're so ugly that even the World Trade Center got a better transformation than you.
A blind man was walking into a fish market. He took a deep breath and said, “Good morning, ladies!”
What does a pedophile call an orphanage?
A supermarket.
Did you see that Chinese man with no legs?
No, I'm blind.
Stop ruining my jokes.
Isn't that the Chinese man with no legs' fault?
It's not like He Go Ann Hi Weh.
Today I put the women’s rights book in the fantasy section of a library.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t get a home run.
Why did KFC take orphan?
Because kids fattening center.
Are you a playground? Because I want to put my kids in you.
What did the parent say to Michael Jackson?
"Get off my kid!"
Why don’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t find home.
What do you call an orphan?
Homeless.
I walked into an orphanage and a kid was crying. I asked him what was wrong and he said some kids were bullying him. I told him to go tell his parents.
Friend: Hey, wanna race home?
Orphan: What home?
What foods are orphans allergic to? Homemade food.
What's black and white and red all over? An American School.
Why are orphans always famous?
Because they say, "Go big or go home," and orphans only have one option.
I figure it's ok to hit orphans.
What are they gonna do? Go tell their parents?