Society jokes
Jokes about communism aren't funny unless everyone gets them.
How do you know a woman is blind?
Because she can’t see the kitchen or the laundry.
Na, don't be mean to fat people. Oh wait, never mind, they can handle the weight.
What do strippers and butter have in common?
Both spread for bread.
How do you trick a homophobic heterosexual male that is a Roman Catholic priest into using the glory hole inside the men's restroom at a gay bar?
Tell him that it is a confessional booth.
Memes
I was thrown out of the charity food kitchen on my first night of volunteering.
All I said was, "Hurry up, some of us got homes to go to..."
I would never slap a woman, then I’d be destroying property.
What do you call a group of black men hanging from a tree?
Alabama wind chimes.
What record did Obama prove during his presidency?
No matter how far a brotha gets in life, he'll still be in government housing.
Why should you keep English gay activists away from neo-nazis?
British cigarettes get smoked easily.
What does a cannibal call a wheelchair user?
Fast food.
What's the LGBTQ+'s favorite cereal?
Fruity Pebbles.
What’s the difference between chocolate and people?
You can’t buy people nowadays.
What does a cannibal do after eating its vegetables?
Sells the wheelchair.
What do you call a rich Asian?
A cha-ching.
What's the difference between women and men?
Men have rights.
Why was the orphan so successful?
When the options were either go big or go home, he only had one option :(
Why do white people own a lot of pets?
Because they're not allowed to own people anymore.
What do you call five Black people having sex?
Threesome.
Times are hard at the moment for people on disability benefits. I’ve got a friend who’s a dwarf...
...and he’s struggling to put food on the table.