What do you call a gay Eskimo?
A snow blower.
Society Jokes
What does a cannibal do after eating its vegetables?
Sells the wheelchair.
What do you call a rich Asian?
A cha-ching.
What's the difference between women and men?
Men have rights.
Why was the orphan so successful?
When the options were either go big or go home, he only had one option :(
Why do white people own a lot of pets?
Because they're not allowed to own people anymore.
What do you call five Black people having sex?
Threesome.
Times are hard at the moment for people on disability benefits. I’ve got a friend who’s a dwarf...
...and he’s struggling to put food on the table.
It's horrible to make jokes about 9/11, but it's not funny when I found out my mate's mum jumped from the 21st floor.
Q: Why are lesbians bad at math?
A: Because they can't multiply.
I went to a library and I started to make fun of a disabled guy. He started crying, and I said, "Stand up for yourself!"
I wrote an essay today about Africa, and I FAILED even though I wrote a perfect rendition of the Hunger Games storyline.
What's the difference between an apple tree and an orphan? The apples get picked.
Why can't blind people eat crawfish? Because it's seafood!
Orphans bake bread with what kind of flour?
Self-raising.
What store can an orphan never find?
Home Depot.
What’s the difference between an ant and an orphan?
The ant knows where home is.
Millions of people are doing the exact same thing as you are right now.
My girlfriend just broke up with me because I held a door for another girl. She said I was cheating, but the girl I helped was in a wheelchair.
There's no Asian kids in my class, but it just happens to be the rice store and the pet store just ran out of stock...
