Society jokes
What couldn’t the boy in the wheelchair do when he saw a bully? He couldn’t stand up for himself.
A seal walks into a club.
My wife and I have reached the decision that we do not want children.
If anyone does, please comment your contact details and we can drop them off tomorrow.
Zozo the hobo is single like a Pringle.
Single like a Pringle, and he loves Pringle's, get it?
How do you know a woman is blind?
Because she can’t see the kitchen or the laundry.
Why can't orphans walk through doors?
Because they don't have a house to walk into.
I was thrown out of the charity food kitchen on my first night of volunteering.
All I said was, "Hurry up, some of us got homes to go to..."
Jokes about communism aren't funny unless everyone gets them.
What’s the difference between how you watch porn and I watch porn?
The windows we watch through.
If you are what you eat,
why is Jeffrey Dahmer white?
What do you call a shoe made by George Floyd?
The Breath Takers.
I was walking down the hallway at my job when I saw a kid crying.
I asked him where his parents were, and he kept crying.
Man, I love working at the orphanage.
"White people can't jump..."
"You must not have seen the Twin Towers on 9/11."
What do genders and the Twin Towers have in common? There used to be 2, but now they're a sensitive topic...
What’s the difference between a baby and a sandwich?
You don’t have sex with a sandwich before you eat it.
Two guys in a car get pulled over by a cop. The cop taps the window, and the window rolls down. "Good evening, gentlemen, we're looking for two pedophiles."
The guy quickly closes the window. Ten seconds later, he lowers it again and says, "Ok, we'll do it."
I went to a library and I started to make fun of a disabled guy. He started crying, and I said, "Stand up for yourself!"
Why can't you tell an Indian a secret? Because the red dot means they're recording!
Orphans bake bread with what kind of flour?
Self-raising.
Q: Why are lesbians bad at math?
A: Because they can't multiply.