Society jokes
Why can’t the orphan get any of the new iPhones?
'Cause none of them have a home button.
What is the difference between white people and coal?
It’s bad for the environment to burn coal.
I didn't mean to call an Afghanistan hotline. I told them I was depressed, then they asked if I know how to drive a truck. I don't know how that has anything to do with it!
An orphan once said, "I will call my mum and go home."
A homeless kid once said he will go home.
What did the blonde say when asked if her turn signal worked?
“Yes, no, yes, no, yes, no, yes, no.”
I say, punch an orphan. What are they going to do, tell their parents?
I'm not transphobic. I just want transparency...
What's the difference between an apple tree and an orphan?
The apples actually get picked.
What does a cannibal call a pregnant woman?
A kinder surprise.
Family feud after finding out about Alabama.
Why do orphans become criminals? To know what it’s like to be Wanted.
Why are orphans bad at poker? They don’t know what a full house is.
I saw a child crying yesterday, so I asked him where his parents were. Bad move. I got fired from my job at the orphanage.
What do you call an orphan’s family reunion? Me time.
Did you know? The letter ‘f’ in orphan stands for family.
What is an orphan’s least favorite song? "We are Family."
What’s an orphan’s least favorite TV show? "Family Guy."
What’s an orphan’s least favorite movie? "Meet the Parents."
What’s an orphan’s least favorite type of music? House.
Next: Inappropriate Jokes
What’s an orphan’s least favorite store? Home Depot.
What’s an orphan’s favorite band? Foster the People.
What do you call a virgin from Alabama? An orphan.
Where do orphan chickens end up? Foster Farms.
What beer do orphans drink? Foster’s.
Why do orphans have water with their cereal? Because their dad never came back with the milk.
What do you call a fish with no parents? An orfin.
Why do orphans like playing tennis? Because it’s the only love they get.
Me: Are you an orphan? Orphan: Yes, what gave me away?
For every orphan, a bag of chips is family size.
Why can't Indians play football?
Every time they get a corner, they open up a shop. 🙉
I've come to the conclusion that Trump is the fifth Teletubby.
He's fat, orange, and speaks in gibberish all the time.
Why do most orphans rob banks?
Because they just want to feel wanted.
Why is it ok to punch an orphan?
What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
Why do orphans cry?
Because they got no family.
Why are modern women trash?
Because back in the day, a woman knew her place.
Yo mama is so classless, she could be a Marxist utopia.
Me: "Hey, are your parents home?"
Orphan: "Stop calling here!"
Me in the corner.