Society jokes
An orphan uses a family bathroom, and when he comes out, he gets told, "This is a family bathroom."
Q. What does a Russian girl do when she gets unexpectedly pregnant?
A. Has an abortion.
What show do orphans never watch?
"Fuller House."
An orphanage is like a horse rescue. You rescue them, rehabilitate them, then sell them for as much as possible.
I don't see why people these days choose their gender. There's only two, it's Nerf or nothing! (I'm just joking, I honestly don't care.)
Memes
Miksi Michael Jackson sopisi joulupukiksi?
Hän tyhjentää säkkinsä lapsiin.
Why don't orphans have any friends?
Because they don't have homies.
What do you call an orphan?
Homeless.
I walked into an orphanage and a kid was crying. I asked him what was wrong and he said some kids were bullying him. I told him to go tell his parents.
Why can't orphans play baseball? Cause they can't go to home base. 😈
Friend: Hey, wanna race home?
Orphan: What home?
I have an orphan joke.
But it needs parental guidance.
Why can't orphans really play baseball?
Because when they do, all the other kids tell that joke that everyone has heard more than 50 times.
Why can't orphans ride a bike?
'Cause their parents won't follow them.
What's an orphan's least favorite store? Home Depot.
Why can't a missing child play baseball? Cuz he doesn't know where home is.
You're so ugly that even the World Trade Center got a better transformation than you.
Why were there so many victims in the Grenfell flat fire disaster in London?
All the exit signs were in English.
Jeffrey Dahmer and his mother are having dinner.
His mother says, “I don’t like your friends.”
Then Jeff says, “You can eat the potatoes.”
My disabled friend rolled into a burning orphanage and saved lots of kids. When he came out, the kids tried to play with him because his wheels were on fire. They called him Hot Wheels.