Society jokes
Why was the orphan so successful?
When the options were either go big or go home, he only had one option :(
Why do white people own a lot of pets?
Because they're not allowed to own people anymore.
What's the difference between you and a bench?
A bench can hold a family.
What's your religion?
Millions of people are doing the exact same thing as you are right now.
When you and your friends find a higher form of living
What did the parent say to Michael Jackson?
"Get off my kid!"
What's the difference between an apple tree and an orphan? The apples get picked.
I wrote an essay today about Africa, and I FAILED even though I wrote a perfect rendition of the Hunger Games storyline.
My girlfriend just broke up with me because I held a door for another girl. She said I was cheating, but the girl I helped was in a wheelchair.
What's black and white and red all over? An American School.
Why are orphans always famous?
Because they say, "Go big or go home," and orphans only have one option.
I figure it's ok to hit orphans.
What are they gonna do? Go tell their parents?
A blind man was walking into a fish market. He took a deep breath and said, “Good morning, ladies!”
What does a pedophile call an orphanage?
A supermarket.
Today I put the women’s rights book in the fantasy section of a library.
What’s the difference between an ant and an orphan?
The ant knows where home is.
My friend said an apple a day keeps the orphan away. I said only if you throw it hard enough.
Why can’t orphans be criminals?
Because they’re not wanted!
Why don’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t find home.
Did you see that Chinese man with no legs?
No, I'm blind.
Stop ruining my jokes.
Isn't that the Chinese man with no legs' fault?
It's not like He Go Ann Hi Weh.