Society jokes
Why can't blind people eat crawfish? Because it's seafood!
Orphans bake bread with what kind of flour?
Self-raising.
What store can an orphan never find?
Home Depot.
What’s the difference between an ant and an orphan?
The ant knows where home is.
Millions of people are doing the exact same thing as you are right now.
My girlfriend just broke up with me because I held a door for another girl. She said I was cheating, but the girl I helped was in a wheelchair.
There's no Asian kids in my class, but it just happens to be the rice store and the pet store just ran out of stock...
What's black and white and red all over? An American School.
I figure it's ok to hit orphans.
What are they gonna do? Go tell their parents?
My friend said an apple a day keeps the orphan away. I said only if you throw it hard enough.
Are you a playground? Because I want to put my kids in you.
A seal walks into a club.
Zozo the hobo is single like a Pringle.
Single like a Pringle, and he loves Pringle's, get it?
A child, molester, and priest walk into a bar.
He orders a drink.
What's the difference between you and a bench?
A bench can hold a family.
Why can't orphans walk through doors?
Because they don't have a house to walk into.
I have a question: Does aging affect corpses, too?
Just asking to know if I still count as a pedophile or not!
Why can't you tell an Indian a secret? Because the red dot means they're recording!
Osama Bin Laden, Josef Stalin, and Hitler are robbing a bank, who do the cops shoot first?
A black guy.
What did the parent say to Michael Jackson?
"Get off my kid!"