What's black and white and red all over? An American School.
Society Jokes
I figure it's ok to hit orphans.
What are they gonna do? Go tell their parents?
My friend said an apple a day keeps the orphan away. I said only if you throw it hard enough.
Are you a playground? Because I want to put my kids in you.
A seal walks into a club.
Zozo the hobo is single like a Pringle.
Single like a Pringle, and he loves Pringle's, get it?
A child, molester, and priest walk into a bar.
He orders a drink.
What's the difference between you and a bench?
A bench can hold a family.
Why can't orphans walk through doors?
Because they don't have a house to walk into.
I have a question: Does aging affect corpses, too?
Just asking to know if I still count as a pedophile or not!
Why can't you tell an Indian a secret? Because the red dot means they're recording!
What is a pedophile's favorite age range?
9-11.
Osama Bin Laden, Josef Stalin, and Hitler are robbing a bank, who do the cops shoot first?
A black guy.
What's the difference between a rubber and Michael Jackson? Nothing, kids touch them both.
What does Michael Jackson and an ant have in common? They are both innocent.
What do you call an Indian lesbian?
Mingeeta.
What do you call 2 lesbians in a canoe?
Fur Traders.
A vegan and a transgender jump off a cliff to see who will hit the bottom first.
Who wins?
Society.
What did the parent say to Michael Jackson?
"Get off my kid!"
Two terrorists walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "What can I get you?"
The terrorists both say, "A beer."
The bartender overhears them talking about how they will kill 300 people and a donkey. The bartender says, "Why a donkey?"
One terrorist says, "See, I told you no one would care about the people!"
