Society jokes
If you're bored, just go hit an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
I have an orphan joke.
But it needs parental guidance.
Why can’t orphans be criminals?
Because they’re not wanted!
My friend said an apple a day keeps the orphan away. I said only if you throw it hard enough.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
One gets picked.
If you’re bored, go punch an orphan. What are the parents gonna do?
What do orphans and police not have in common?
The police can actually go home.
The people in 9/11 were the fastest readers. They went through 10 stories in 10 seconds.
What's the difference between cotton and an orphan?
One gets picked.
How do you turn a Chinese person into an American? Put a bag of ice on their eyes.
I went on an orphan website. Sadly, there was no home page.
Orphans are like vegans, no one ever remembers the nice ones.
How does a disabled man go to church? He can't, there's no ramp.
Why did the orphan become a str1pper?
So she can have someone to call daddy.
What do priests and McDonald's have in common? They both like putting their meat in between 5-year-old buns.
Orphans are the best people to bully. They have no parents.
Why do orphans hate Dom Toretto?
Because it's all about family!
Question: What does baseball have that orphans don't?
Answer: A home.
Punch an orphan, what are they going to do? Tell their parents?
What is the best feeling for an orphan when he plays Grand Theft Auto?
When he is wanted!