Society jokes

It's horrible to make jokes about 9/11, but it's not funny when I found out my mate's mum jumped from the 21st floor.

Q: Why are lesbians bad at math?

A: Because they can't multiply.

I went to a library and I started to make fun of a disabled guy. He started crying, and I said, "Stand up for yourself!"

I wrote an essay today about Africa, and I FAILED even though I wrote a perfect rendition of the Hunger Games storyline.

What's the difference between an apple tree and an orphan? The apples get picked.

Why can't blind people eat crawfish? Because it's seafood!

Orphans bake bread with what kind of flour?

Self-raising.

What store can an orphan never find?

Home Depot.

What’s the difference between an ant and an orphan?

The ant knows where home is.

Millions of people are doing the exact same thing as you are right now.

My girlfriend just broke up with me because I held a door for another girl. She said I was cheating, but the girl I helped was in a wheelchair.

There's no Asian kids in my class, but it just happens to be the rice store and the pet store just ran out of stock...

What's black and white and red all over? An American School.

I figure it's ok to hit orphans.

What are they gonna do? Go tell their parents?

My friend said an apple a day keeps the orphan away. I said only if you throw it hard enough.

Are you a playground? Because I want to put my kids in you.

A seal walks into a club.

Zozo the hobo is single like a Pringle.

Single like a Pringle, and he loves Pringle's, get it?

A child, molester, and priest walk into a bar.

He orders a drink.

What's the difference between you and a bench?

A bench can hold a family.