Society jokes

I saw a kid on the curb while I was on a walk, and he was in baggy clothes, and I said, "Are you an orphan?" He said, "Yeah." And the orphan said, "What gave me away?" I said, "Ur parents."

A guy sees a kid crying, and the guy walks up to the kid and asks, "Where are your parents?"

God, I love working at an orphanage!

An orphan asked if they could move into my house yesterday. I said, "Don't you have a family?"

What's big, bounces, and makes little kids cry?

My donation to the orphanage :)

The real dead hooker joke is on all of us from the Fraser Valley in BC. You know damn well each and everyone of us ate that Pickton hooker pork. Considering it stretching from the 80's-2000's, pretty sure he got 4 generations of Valley folk with that Pickton pork.

Why did the orphan go to church?

So they had someone to call Father.

What do you call a picture of an orphan?

A family portrait.

Did you hear about the cannibal who converted to Catholicism?

On Fridays, he only eats fishermen!

How do you help a starving cannibal?

You give him a hand!

Why are half the orphans missing? Because I took them, of course! :]

What is the difference between orphans and serial killers?

Serial killers are wanted.

Q: Why can you be rude to an orphan?

A: Because who are they gonna tell their parents?

What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?

Apples get picked.

I like my orphans how I like my wine, locked in my basement for ten.

If an emo kid jumps off a building, who would win?

Society.

Why do orphans commit crimes?

To be wanted.

What couldn’t the boy in the wheelchair do when he saw a bully? He couldn’t stand up for himself.

I saw an orphan fall in the street crying, so I ran up to him and said, "Are you okay? Where are your parents?"

Q. What does a Russian girl do when she gets unexpectedly pregnant?

A. Has an abortion.

Zozo the hobo is single like a Pringle.

Single like a Pringle, and he loves Pringle's, get it?