Society jokes
What do you call an orphan with no relatives?
An orphan with no relatives.
"Bippity Boppity, women are not property."
Q: What do you call two nuns watching television?
A: Not very interesting.
What's the difference between an orphan and a slice of pizza?
Nothing, I eat both of them.
What's the one school event that orphans don't go to?
Parents' evening.
What do you say after making fun of a disabled person?
"Sorry, I didn't mean to step on your toes."
I can’t remember if I already said this or not. I might have already said this. Also, this is a true story.
So, I’m walking into a store in Amish country, and there’s this guy with a bear trap. Then my mom’s friend says, "This guy’s gonna catch some bears." Then the Amish guy stops, looks around, and whispers, “It’s for democrats.”
Why can't orphans play baseball?
'Cause they don't know where home is.
Why are orphan weddings so entertaining?
They get to walk themselves down the aisle.
How do you know when you are dating a cannibal?
You go to the beach, he offers to put suntan oil on you, and the brand name is Wesson.
You are having sex and he says he wants to eat your a$$ and you notice he is holding a knife and fork.
He invites you to his home to use the hot tub and it is heated by a wood fire.
You are having an argument and you say "bite me" and he starts to sharpen his teeth.
What do you call a Chinese man with one leg? Tie one shoe.
Feed the hungry with the hungry. It solves world hunger and overpopulation at once!
If you are going to bully anyone, then bully an orphan, because what are they going to do? Tell their parents?
Why are orphans good at dodge ball?
Because no one misses them.
What can happen if you bring a hooker into a stranger's house? He will ask you, "Really, are you nuts?"
I asked an orphan where his mom was. He started crying, so I said it again.
And well, that was my last day at the orphanage.
I went to jail because I gave the orphan kid a calendar with 363 days.
(I deleted Mother's Day and Father's Day.)
If you're bored, just punch an orphan!
What are they gonna do...tell their parents?
Why can you hit an orphan?
Because they can’t tell their parents.
Mom: They say our kid neighbor has blue blood.
Son: Really?
Also 2 hours later:
Son: Mom, the kid doesn't have blue blood.
Mom: Son, I-