Society jokes
100% of blind people in Africa can't see. Together, we can stop this.
When men watch football but not the women's version maybe there.
If you're ever bored just fuck some orphans, what are they gonna do, tell their parents?
Miss Kadie, I heard that the Westboro Baptist Church is having a party for kicking out 99999 gay people.
Pastor: Welcome to the gay matters church.
Miss Kadie: Stop that, you know that God hates gay people.
Me: Stop that, vegan teacher.
Pastor: You deserve to die.
- I attack
When orphans drink milk, they cry.
Have you ever met a kid who’s so fat that they can’t even be accepted to “My 600lb Life”? They need a higher-ranking one!
Fat moms.
What is the similarity between women and freezers?
We like to put our meat in them.
If humanity were to nominate the gayest country in the world, it would be Tel Aviv, honestly.
Did you know some people don't put on masks because they wanna act like something? Some put masks on to show their depression and feeling.
Why are orphans lonely?
Because they don't have parents to talk to.
This midget in my school has two moms. I said, "Did your dad go get the milk?" He told me to shut up. I said, "I don’t shut up, I grow up like you should."
What does lmao launching missiles at orphanage mean?
I don't know, but it's messed up.
Money is power, and power is sex. Sex is ex, and ex is virgin.
Bully (😏): Name 3 things you don't have.
Orphan named Kaiel (😔): Um... a dog... a doll... and a credit card.
Bully (😡): NO!
Orphan named Kaiel (😟): Sorry, what???
Bully (🤣): Parents. Family. And a home with people you love.
Why do kids want to become cops?
They want to find the guy who touched them.
Mom (DYM 65).
What’s a homeless person's favorite food?
Women are gay.
"Wheelchair" - HAHA!
Why couldn't the whistleblower leave his house?
He was snowed in.