What do you call a kid with no home?
A homeless kid.
Society Jokes
What does lmao launching missiles at orphanage mean?
I don't know, but it's messed up.
This midget in my school has two moms. I said, "Did your dad go get the milk?" He told me to shut up. I said, "I don’t shut up, I grow up like you should."
Why couldn't the whistleblower leave his house?
He was snowed in.
Mom (DYM 65).
Did you know some people don't put on masks because they wanna act like something? Some put masks on to show their depression and feeling.
Why did Zayn Malik get his girlfriend to convert to Islam? So she can declare GiGIHADid.
Bully (😏): Name 3 things you don't have.
Orphan named Kaiel (😔): Um... a dog... a doll... and a credit card.
Bully (😡): NO!
Orphan named Kaiel (😟): Sorry, what???
Bully (🤣): Parents. Family. And a home with people you love.
Money is power, and power is sex. Sex is ex, and ex is virgin.
Why do kids want to become cops?
They want to find the guy who touched them.
What is yellow and can't swim?
A bus full of orphans.
What’s a homeless person's favorite food?
Women are gay.
"Wheelchair" - HAHA!
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't make it a home run.
What's the difference between George Floyd and Joe Biden?
They both talk like they're on fent.
Dude, what if 9/11 happened because they wanted slavery back?
A Jew and a Jew walk into a bar. The goy says, "What do you want?" The first Jew says, "Give it alcohol." The second Jew says, "My son ran away and became Christian." Another Jew pipes in, he says, "My son too!" The bartender turns around and says, "You're not going to believe this..."
What's the difference between an orphan and an Egyptian?
Egyptians have mummies.
I made a joke about unemployed people. It didn’t work.
If humanity were to nominate the gayest country in the world, it would be Tel Aviv, honestly.
