Society jokes
Why can’t orphans have sex?
They have no one to call “daddy.”
What do orphans and Trump supporters have in common?
No one likes them.
A pedophile is at a school parent night. He's holding hands with an eight-year-old girl when he's approached by another parent. She says to him, "Oh, what a darling little girl you have there." The pedophile replies, "No," then points his finger to a child across the room and says, "That's my child."
Orphan joke protest! Orphans are nice and kind, so stop joking about them!
Sign a comment and put me or anything else to protest about!
Good luck, Jake.
How to get your joke on every category? Michael Jackson, towers, morbid, emo, school, short, penis, sects, little Jonny.
Stop telling orphan jokes before they tell their parents.
Oh wait, they don't have any, please continue.
Why did the pedophile cross the road?
Because there was a school on the other side.
How do you find a redneck virgin?
Just look for a 4-year-old. They can run faster than her brothers.
What do a girl and a bar have in common?
A- Liquor in the front, poker in the back!
What do the Twin Towers and genders have in common?
There used to be two until they divided into multiple pieces.
I was driving through a neighborhood when I saw a sign that said "Autistic Child Zone." Then I thought to myself, "Oh shit, that wasn't a dog!"
What do you call it when you see Chinese people in a gang?
The "Ching Chang Gang."
If you're ever bored, just rape an orphan, what are they going to do, tell their parents!
Hahaha come on people, they don't have parents, we can do what we like with them...
Rape...hurt...and sell them!
Do you know why orphans can't get married? Because they will never get their parents' blessing.
I want to write some jokes about unemployed people, but none of them works.
There are more than 2 genders.
What do the Twin Towers and genders have in common?
No one shuts up about them.
Me: *makes Chuck Norris meme*
Internet: *all the other memes are dead now*
Me: Well, shit.
Asian pregnancy test:
Stick a Rubix cube into pussy.
Wait 30 seconds, if it's solved then there's a little Asian in there.
Bitch!