Society jokes
What is the difference between a human and a human?
Fat moms.
What is the similarity between women and freezers?
We like to put our meat in them.
If humanity were to nominate the gayest country in the world, it would be Tel Aviv, honestly.
What's the difference between an orphan and an Egyptian?
Egyptians have mummies.
When men watch football but not the women's version maybe there.
Why are orphans lonely?
Because they don't have parents to talk to.
What is yellow and can't swim?
A bus full of orphans.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
"Orphans get picked."
What do you call a kid with no home?
A homeless kid.
Why do fat people like food?
The more the merrier.
What is the similarity between Hitler and orphans?
They both don't have parents.
If you are homeless, get a home.
Why do orphans have no parents?
Because they are so fucking useless!
What does lmao launching missiles at orphanage mean?
I don't know, but it's messed up.
I hated getting bullied in school because I could never stand up for myself.
If you're ever bored just fuck some orphans, what are they gonna do, tell their parents?
Fuck you and your shitty family!
When orphans drink milk, they cry.
100% of blind people in Africa can't see. Together, we can stop this.