Society jokes
I hated getting bullied in school because I could never stand up for myself.
Miss Kadie, I heard that the Westboro Baptist Church is having a party for kicking out 99999 gay people.
Pastor: Welcome to the gay matters church.
Miss Kadie: Stop that, you know that God hates gay people.
Me: Stop that, vegan teacher.
Pastor: You deserve to die.
- I attack
Mom (DYM 65).
If you're ever bored just fuck some orphans, what are they gonna do, tell their parents?
When orphans drink milk, they cry.
100% of blind people in Africa can't see. Together, we can stop this.
When men watch football but not the women's version maybe there.
This midget in my school has two moms. I said, "Did your dad go get the milk?" He told me to shut up. I said, "I don’t shut up, I grow up like you should."
Bully (😏): Name 3 things you don't have.
Orphan named Kaiel (😔): Um... a dog... a doll... and a credit card.
Bully (😡): NO!
Orphan named Kaiel (😟): Sorry, what???
Bully (🤣): Parents. Family. And a home with people you love.
Money is power, and power is sex. Sex is ex, and ex is virgin.
Why do kids want to become cops?
They want to find the guy who touched them.
Did you know some people don't put on masks because they wanna act like something? Some put masks on to show their depression and feeling.
What’s a homeless person's favorite food?
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't make it a home run.
What is the difference between a human and the human rights act, a tree house, and a human being?
Why couldn't the whistleblower leave his house?
He was snowed in.
What's the difference between an orphan and an Egyptian?
Egyptians have mummies.
Muslim religion is just pregnant women saying "Allahu Akbar" and exploding a bus.
Why do orphans have no parents?
Because they are so fucking useless!
Dude, what if 9/11 happened because they wanted slavery back?