Society jokes
Miss Kadie, I heard that the Westboro Baptist Church is having a party for kicking out 99999 gay people.
Pastor: Welcome to the gay matters church.
Miss Kadie: Stop that, you know that God hates gay people.
Me: Stop that, vegan teacher.
Pastor: You deserve to die.
- I attack
When orphans drink milk, they cry.
When men watch football but not the women's version maybe there.
I hated getting bullied in school because I could never stand up for myself.
This midget in my school has two moms. I said, "Did your dad go get the milk?" He told me to shut up. I said, "I don’t shut up, I grow up like you should."
Did you know some people don't put on masks because they wanna act like something? Some put masks on to show their depression and feeling.
Why do kids want to become cops?
They want to find the guy who touched them.
Bully (😏): Name 3 things you don't have.
Orphan named Kaiel (😔): Um... a dog... a doll... and a credit card.
Bully (😡): NO!
Orphan named Kaiel (😟): Sorry, what???
Bully (🤣): Parents. Family. And a home with people you love.
Mom (DYM 65).
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
"Orphans get picked."
What is the similarity between Hitler and orphans?
They both don't have parents.
If you are homeless, get a home.
Why do fat people like food?
The more the merrier.
What do you call a kid with no home?
A homeless kid.
What’s a homeless person's favorite food?
Women are gay.
"Wheelchair" - HAHA!
Why couldn't the whistleblower leave his house?
He was snowed in.
Have you ever met a kid who’s so fat that they can’t even be accepted to “My 600lb Life”? They need a higher-ranking one!
What is the similarity between women and freezers?
We like to put our meat in them.
I made a joke about unemployed people. It didn’t work.