Society jokes
Why did Zayn Malik get his girlfriend to convert to Islam? So she can declare GiGIHADid.
Money is power, and power is sex. Sex is ex, and ex is virgin.
Mom (DYM 65).
Bully (😏): Name 3 things you don't have.
Orphan named Kaiel (😔): Um... a dog... a doll... and a credit card.
Bully (😡): NO!
Orphan named Kaiel (😟): Sorry, what???
Bully (🤣): Parents. Family. And a home with people you love.
What does lmao launching missiles at orphanage mean?
I don't know, but it's messed up.
Why are orphans lonely?
Because they don't have parents to talk to.
What is yellow and can't swim?
A bus full of orphans.
I hated getting bullied in school because I could never stand up for myself.
Fuck you and your shitty family!
Miss Kadie, I heard that the Westboro Baptist Church is having a party for kicking out 99999 gay people.
Pastor: Welcome to the gay matters church.
Miss Kadie: Stop that, you know that God hates gay people.
Me: Stop that, vegan teacher.
Pastor: You deserve to die.
- I attack
When orphans drink milk, they cry.
100% of blind people in Africa can't see. Together, we can stop this.
When men watch football but not the women's version maybe there.
This midget in my school has two moms. I said, "Did your dad go get the milk?" He told me to shut up. I said, "I don’t shut up, I grow up like you should."
If you're ever bored just fuck some orphans, what are they gonna do, tell their parents?
What is the similarity between women and freezers?
We like to put our meat in them.
If humanity were to nominate the gayest country in the world, it would be Tel Aviv, honestly.
What’s a homeless person's favorite food?
"I fancy Hunter, my big sugar daddy," said the orphan, clearly lying.
What is the difference between a human and the human rights act, a tree house, and a human being?