Money is power, and power is sex. Sex is ex, and ex is virgin.
Why couldn't the whistleblower leave his house?
He was snowed in.
I made a joke about unemployed people. It didn’t work.
Have you ever met a kid who’s so fat that they can’t even be accepted to “My 600lb Life”? They need a higher-ranking one!
What is the similarity between women and freezers?
We like to put our meat in them.
If humanity were to nominate the gayest country in the world, it would be Tel Aviv, honestly.
"I fancy Hunter, my big sugar daddy," said the orphan, clearly lying.
Why do kids want to become cops?
They want to find the guy who touched them.
What does lmao launching missiles at orphanage mean?
I don't know, but it's messed up.
When orphans drink milk, they cry.
Fat moms.
Mom (DYM 65).
I hated getting bullied in school because I could never stand up for myself.
What is yellow and can't swim?
A bus full of orphans.
If you're ever bored just fuck some orphans, what are they gonna do, tell their parents?
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
"Orphans get picked."
Women are gay.
"Wheelchair" - HAHA!
What is the difference between a human and a human?
What is the similarity between Hitler and orphans?
They both don't have parents.
Why are orphans lonely?
Because they don't have parents to talk to.
