Society jokes
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
'Cause they don’t know where home is.
What world record did the people in 9/11 get?
The world record for going down 80 floors in a matter of seconds.
What do you call a couple of orphans?
A coupleorphans.
What is the difference between iPhones and orphans?
iPhones have a home button.
Today is the day of 9/11, and we were in class making jokes, and somebody said, "That's sad." I was like, "Why?" And they said, "Today is the day the towers went down." I said, "Just like I did on your mum last night."
My acquaintance, William.
Q: What is the difference between two bottles of Whiskey and 2 pretty feminist girls?
A: You don't leave the bottles in the cold and dark forest after you and your 9 friends are finished with them.
Yo mama so UGLY... at the strip club... people pay her... to keep her clothes ON!!!
What do you get if you cross Hillary Clinton and Barack Obama? A blonde n1gger cunt.
If you're ever bored, just bully an orphan. What are they gonna do? Cry to their mama and father?
What’s the difference between an orphan and a baseball field? The baseball field has a home to run back to.
How many emos does it take to fix a lightbulb?
None, because they just cry in the darkness.
What kind of punch do little kids give to other little kids? The Sandy Hook.
When you are bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Call their parents?
What's similar between a pregnant 14 y/o girl and the foetus inside of her?
They both are thinking "My mom's gonna kill me!"
Why are orphans prostitutes?
So they can call someone "daddy."
Today I put the women’s rights book in the fantasy section of a library.
Why don't orphans care if they get in trouble? They can't call their parents.
We don't joke about orphans unless they have family. Then we assassinate the family.
How do you know if an Asian is an orphan?
If their grade was only an A.