Society jokes
What kind of pizzas did they last order at the World Trade Center?
Two large planes!
Once upon a time, a man said to a woman, "I want to fuck you."
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home base.
Why can't orphans play cricket? Because they can't find home.
Why can’t an orphan hit a home run? Because he doesn’t have a home.
I was going to tell a dead baby joke, but I decided to abort it.
So dark.
Many jokes about orphans.
God, this is the second worst thing to happen to these orphans!
Three guys walk into a bar; the fourth one ducks.
Q: How do you get 10 babies in a trashcan?
A: With a blender.
Q: How do you get them out?
A: Chips.
When do you go at stop and stop when done?
I don't know, I'm not a pedophile.
What happens when you bring a paedophile to a baby's birthday party?
You will have even more birthday parties to go to.
What do you say to the orphan?
"Shut up, get a mom and dad!"
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because they don't have anyone to call "daddy."
Why are orphans so bad at baseball? They don't know where home is.
Why are handicap signs blue?
Because they're all Crips.
The average person in 2023 is less straight than the lines my 5th-grade P.E. teacher walked in college.
Why can't orphans work at S. C. Johnson? Because it's a family company.
What’s an orphan’s favorite holidays? Mothers’ and Father’s Day.
I know 5 fat people; you're 4 of them.
Did you know that most women are left-handed?
That’s because the majority of them don’t know what to do with rights.