Society jokes
What happens when the Twin Towers breathe? They collapse like an orphan with stage 4 cystic fibrosis who lives in the streets of Africa.
What do you say to the orphan?
"Shut up, get a mom and dad!"
What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown costume.
What do you call a person who keeps making jokes about rappers?
An annoying prick whose black dad left him as a kid.
Rapboat steals more rhymes than black people steal cars.
If you've spent less time inside your mother than your father has, you just might be from Alabama!
"Sigma" - By every boy in my class.
Why does rapboat like underage girls? Cos grown ass girls are too clever for him.
Why are "Redneck" murder cases the HARDEST to solve?
Answer: Because ALL the DNA "Matches", and there are NO "Dental Records".
Q: How do you get 10 babies in a trashcan?
A: With a blender.
Q: How do you get them out?
A: Chips.
Three guys walk into a bar; the fourth one ducks.
When do you go at stop and stop when done?
I don't know, I'm not a pedophile.
What happens when you bring a paedophile to a baby's birthday party?
You will have even more birthday parties to go to.
Q: What did the sign say on the whore house?
A: Beat it, we're closed.
What do you call chill legumes?
Hippeas.
Screw you, ableists!
I was playing baseball with orphans, but when they hit a homerun, they had nowhere to go.
What do you call a Mongolian swindler?
A Khan artist.
Would it be wrong of me to yell “Jenga!” or “Timber!” while my class is watching a 9/11 documentary?
I know 5 fat people; you're 4 of them.