Society jokes
When do you go at stop and stop when done?
I don't know, I'm not a pedophile.
What happens when you bring a paedophile to a baby's birthday party?
You will have even more birthday parties to go to.
Three guys walk into a bar; the fourth one ducks.
Why can't orphans play cricket? Because they can't find home.
Why can’t an orphan hit a home run? Because he doesn’t have a home.
A lady comes into the boys' bathroom and a boy sees her.
"This is not a girls' bathroom," he says.
She answers, "I don’t care," she says, "I NEED TO PEE!"
Once upon a time, a man said to a woman, "I want to fuck you."
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home base.
So dark.
Many jokes about orphans.
God, this is the second worst thing to happen to these orphans!
The village people said that they need their idiot back; you better get going!
I was going to tell a dead baby joke, but I decided to abort it.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is!
What’s the worst part about a dead prostitute?
You end up doing all the work.
"Sigma" - By every boy in my class.
I’m am very sad that you guys are making fun of adopted kids because I am adopted :( :( 😢 🥺 😢 😭😭
Would you steal 20 dollars from a stupid 6 year old kid with Down syndrome who can't talk and make ah ah ah noises, or get one dollar for saying the N word?
If you've spent less time inside your mother than your father has, you just might be from Alabama!
My childhood tormentor was at school. I walked through so I could get to class.
And then he said, "Hey, you donkey!"
I said, "Thank you, I'm so happy that I'm something, not nothing like you!" And I gave him a pink lollipop. He walked off. And I became popular. Or should I say, Lolli-Popular? Sorry.
Why did the black guy cross the road? Because he wanted to.
Asshole.