Society jokes
What do you call an orphan's home?
No home.
Some kid with parents: "Knock, knock."
Orphan: "Who's there?"
Some kid with parents: "Not your parents."
If you bully a kid, bully an orphan.
What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
If you're bored, just punch an orphan!
What are they gonna do...tell their parents?
Why are you mad because no one wants to adopt me?
What do you call it when you light a person in a wheelchair on fire?
Cooking the vegetables.
Why are orphans so bad at baseball? They don't know where home is.
How many gangsters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
35! Do you have a problem with that?
Gwen just wanted to help you with the bullying.
Tip 1. Ignore them; bullies are really just cowards.
Tip 2. Stand up for yourself; it's ok for people to also help you, but you do the same for yourself!
Tip 3. Just let them be; they're just stupid!
Love you-Iariah
What’s an orphan’s favorite holidays? Mothers’ and Father’s Day.
What do you call chill legumes?
Hippeas.
What does a Russian do for entertainment?
A nuclear world fair.
What is a pizza that an orphan can’t have?
A family pizza.
An orphan goes up to someone. The guy says, "Where are your parents?"
The orphan says, "Why do you think I'm wearing ripped pyjamas?"
Why can't orphans work at S. C. Johnson? Because it's a family company.
Two kids were beating up a kid in an alley, so I stepped in to help. He didn’t stand a chance against the three of us.
I'm in school lol.
Screw you, ableists!
Small People.
I bought these trainers from a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced it with, but I have been trippin' all day.
Why should you fear white people in prison instead of the blacks?
Because you know that whites are in for actually committing something.