Society jokes

Don't adopt people, or else your parents are gonna say you're ACTUALLY adopted, k thx. No jokes anymore, bye.

Q: What did the sign say on the whore house?

A: Beat it, we're closed.

I was walking, and I saw an orphan, and I said, "Where are your parents?"

"Send me back, I never liked you."

I approached her in the checkout line and said, "Yo baby wassup?"

Did you know that most women are left-handed?

That’s because the majority of them don’t know what to do with rights.

Would it be wrong of me to yell “Jenga!” or “Timber!” while my class is watching a 9/11 documentary?

I know 5 fat people; you're 4 of them.

What’s the worst part about a dead prostitute?

You end up doing all the work.

Why should you fear white people in prison instead of the blacks?

Because you know that whites are in for actually committing something.

What’s worse than getting a job at McDonald’s?

Not getting the job at McDonald’s.

Say what you will about pedophiles. At least they drive slowly through school zones.

What do Americans and stars have in common?

They both love shooting up.

What’s the difference between a fetus and a jar of pickles?

The pickles aren’t as tasty in a jar.

"Sigma" - By every boy in my class.

I’m am very sad that you guys are making fun of adopted kids because I am adopted :( :( 😢 🥺 😢 😭😭

My childhood tormentor was at school. I walked through so I could get to class.

And then he said, "Hey, you donkey!"

I said, "Thank you, I'm so happy that I'm something, not nothing like you!" And I gave him a pink lollipop. He walked off. And I became popular. Or should I say, Lolli-Popular? Sorry.

Why did the black guy cross the road? Because he wanted to.

Asshole.

I think democracy is a scam. I love men and I love you. I love men and I love you. I love my dog. He won't sleep inside and I shitted my pants. I peed my pants. I smell bad. I took a shower and my dog was like, "Oh my god." I was like, "Oh." I was like, "Oh my god," and then I was like, "I shitted again" and he was like, "Bark bark," cause he's a dog. Thanks for listening.