Society jokes
I saw an orphan and I said, "Yo."
He said, "What do you want?"
I said, "To be your new father."
"Really??!" the orphan said.
Me: Lol, no.
Orphan *Jumps into street*
Do you wanna know why orphans don’t play baseball?
They don’t know what home is.
Why do orphans love baseball?
Because it gives them a home to run to.
You're so ugly that even the World Trade Center got a better transformation than you.
Why does an orphan go to a sewer?
So it can wash up.
Why is the orphan so dumb?
Because he didn’t have parents to pay for it.
Hi, welcome to Dave's Orphanage, you make 'em, we take 'em!
Why do orphans love going to church?
So they can call someone "father."
Orphanage kid: You’re ugly!
Kid with mother: Your mom!
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t find home base.
I tried to make a website for orphans.
Sadly, I couldn't make a home page.
I drove my new rainbow-colored car today. For some reason, it wouldn't go straight.
What is a Mexican's only obstacle?
Border patrol.
Small People.
I saw a little boy sitting on a curb wearing rags.
I said: "Aww, are you an orphan?"
And he responded with "Yeah. What gave me away?"
And I said: "Your parents."
Why do orphans have sex?
To call someone "daddy"!
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
How do Germans tie their shoes? Answer: In Nazis!
Roses are red, violets are blue, give me free OnlyFans so I don't touch the youth.
So, gender equality is the idea that a woman can do anything a man can, right? That they should be treated the same? So, therefore, if she swings on me, I could punch her into the Twin Towers because of gender equality. I love gender equality.