Society jokes
Florida: Homemade Taco Stand.
California: Homemade Lemonade Stand.
Alabama: Homemade Abortion Stand.
Alle kinder hedder Rune, undtagen Kurt, han hedder Rune.
All the kids are named Rune, except Kurt, he is named Rune.
I'm just happy no idiots are calling these people fat-phobic.
HEY! You guys need to S T O P making Stephen Hawking jokes. He has done so much for the theoretical physics world, and THIS is how you choose to repay him? All 653 of you should be ashamed of yourselves.
What do you call an orphan with no legs in an adoption center?
Answer: Who cares?
Why don’t Asians get stung by bees?
Because they are always expected to get “A’s.”
I made a house for orphans and...
they had no clue how to use it.
Why was the orphan walking through the neighborhood? I don't know, either. It's not like he has a home to go to.
SHUT UP EVERYBODY!
I felt bad for a dog, and I looked to my left, and there was an orphan, and I said I will make you a website, and I said there won't be a homepage.
What's the difference between a dog and a rapist?
At least the rapist adds a bit of foreplay before he starts humping people.
What is the difference between a human and the human rights act, a tree house, and a human being?
What did the woman say to the man?
"Stop."
What did the man do?
Keep going.
FUCK MEN IN THE ARSE
Q) What’s the difference between an apple and an Orphan? A) Apples always get picked.
Borders are fat.
What do you call sex in the World Trade Center?
An inside job.
I was walking home when I saw children crossing the street on their own. I went towards him and tapped his shoulder and said, "Hey, little kid, you are not supposed to be walking on your own." The kid turns out to be a dwarf.
What was the scariest thing Helen Keller ever read?
The waffle iron.
Being pro-life.
What do you call an orphan village?
An orphanage.