Society jokes
What would the main character from Martin Scorsese's Taxi Driver be named if he was a Mexican?
Travis Spick-le.
Why can't homeless people buy a house?
'Cause they live on the streets.
What are the similarities of an orphan and a water fountain?
They both sprout water.
Why are hindustan bhai so good at Python?
When they are hungry, they use Python and take credit card information ;). You know what they say, you give a man a curry and he eats for a day, you give a man a language and he eats for a lifetime.
Why can’t orphans watch clean nice content? Because they are family friendly.
Why do orphans not get family size [items]?
Because they don’t have a family to share with.
Two kids told their parents they saw a man late at night entering their house on Christmas night.
The day later, they found out several houses were robbed.
Guy: Are you gay? I'm orphan.
Why did the orphan cross the road?
To try to find his parents, but it was FREAKING USELESS!
Why do orphans play with Barbies?
So they can have a home :)
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan? Apes get picked.
Why in Alabama people don't use doggy style... Cuz you don't turn your back to your family.
I told a crying kid to wipe his tears and come back smiling.
He never came back the next day, says the local news.
Punch an orphan, what are they going to do? Tell their parents?
What makes emos jump?
Bridges.
How do orphans have names because they don't have anyone to give them names?
What do you call two terrorists standing next to each other with their dicks out?
The Twin Towers.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apples get picked.
What's the difference between bounties and orphans?
The bounty is wanted.
If you're happy and you know it, clap your hands!
The amputee: -_-