Society jokes
What did the Indians say to the Arabs? "We are going to make 10/12!"
What is the difference between you and a calendar?
A calendar has dates.
If a person with Down syndrome robs you, what do you say? āIām up your Down.ā
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
Apples get picked.
What type of restaurant can an orphan not go to? A family diner.
Why can't orphans be home schooled?
Because they have no parent to home school them.
What do you call a virgin from Alabama? An orphan.
What do Germans do to ask a question? They salute.
What went through the heads of the people on the 142nd floor during 9/11?
The 143rd floor.
Yo mama is so ugly that not even the Socs wanted to jump her.
Yo mama so poor, the Greasers got jealous.
A man walks into a bar and says, "Ouch!"
And the women look at him as if they have never seen a man walk into a bar before.
People generalize others too much.
What do you call a person that [proudly] knows only one language? A bloody seppo.
What do you call a person that speaks five languages? A Euro waiter.
What is the difference between an Apple and an orphan?
The apples get picked.
Bored? Run over an orphan with your car! What are they going to do, tell their nonexistent parents?
A king ordered to execute a gay man.
The gay man came and said, "Please don't behead me, have pity!" The king replied, "I will have pity because I will impale you, let you enjoy your last moments."
If you don't have big Nyash,
Lower your voice while talking to me, you Mau Mau warrior. ššš
You want to get her pregnant before marriage to know if she's fertile, so why not marry a single mother that already has proof?
My teacher made us watch a movie about the struggles of being an overweight person in this day and age.
It was really heavy on me.