Society jokes
Me and my emo group were walking down to the tree and somebody yelled, "Don't leave me!"
Why do orphans rob the bank?
Because they want to be wanted.
What do you call a disabled person in a fire?
"HOT WHEELS!"
Why can’t the orphan play baseball?
They don’t know where home is.
I saw this boy named Phone. He said where would he live? I said an orphanage.
How do emo kids compliment each other? They say, "I like your cuts, G!"
Being pro-life.
What's with all the orphan jokes? Kinda sus. #fbi
Did you know Africans don’t have to be black?
My orphan terrorist friend is on TV... I think he blew up.
I hate school. I mean, why can't you pull out a 12 gauge and shoot everyone, including the teachers?! This generation is too soft, man.
What did the orphan say to the barber?
I dunno, the orphanage doesn’t pay for haircuts.
What did the customer ask when he went to the cannibal restaurant?
"Who's the special today?"
Why did the orphan rob the bank?
To be wanted.
What is the difference between a baseball player and an orphan?
The baseball player has a home to run back to.
It wasn't Islam that radicalized the terrorists who did 9/11.
Jenga comes to mind, though!
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
Why are New Yorkers scared of airplanes?
I hate family reunions. I see too many of my exes there.
What's worse than dedicating your life to build back the towers? Doing it and getting terrorized for it...