Society jokes
If my mom decides to get Chick-fil-A for dinner, and when I decide to eat my family for dinner, is that called cannibalism?
I hate family reunions. I see too many of my exes there.
Apparently terrorists and Japs are the same; they both went kamikaze.
What's worse than dedicating your life to build back the towers? Doing it and getting terrorized for it...
Why wasn’t the orphan allowed on the game show?
The show was called "Family Feud."
What's the only thing that doesn't change in Alabama?
The last names after marriage!
Why is the world split in half? Because fat people are weighing the Earth down.
I was at the park the other day and sat down on the bench next to a mum and her daughter, and she asked which one was my kid, and I said I haven't decided yet.
"Stand up for yourself! Oh, come on, walk it off."
What do you call an orphan who likes football?
Because someone will actually give him something.
Why does the orphan can’t write a single word or sentence?
Because the orphan is dumber.
Why did the orphan go to rob the bank? Because he wanted to be wanted! >:D
I went to the orphanage and shot everyone in there. It's not like anyone will attend their funeral.
Why did the blind man cross the road?
Don't ask me, he can't even see where he's going.
What does a blind man and a PS4 have in common?
They both need to make sounds to be recognized.
What do orphans get when they go to a bank alone?
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
Why are New Yorkers scared of airplanes?
The way ladies cheat nowadays is very alarming.
She might give birth to twins, but each twin having a different father. 😭
Why did the orphan rob the bank?
To be wanted.