Society jokes
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they won't know where home plate is.
I saw this boy named Phone. He said where would he live? I said an orphanage.
How do emo kids compliment each other? They say, "I like your cuts, G!"
Why wasn’t the orphan allowed on the game show?
The show was called "Family Feud."
What's the only thing that doesn't change in Alabama?
The last names after marriage!
What's the only thing that doesn't change in Alabama?
Answer: The family tree!
Why is the world split in half? Because fat people are weighing the Earth down.
"Stand up for yourself! Oh, come on, walk it off."
The mom and dad left the child because they were famous and rich, like rich monkeys.
What did the customer ask when he went to the cannibal restaurant?
"Who's the special today?"
What do you call a graveyard full of disabled people?
A cabbage patch.
Why did the orphan cross the road?
Not to get home, that's for sure.
Why did the orphan rob the bank?
To be wanted.
You know, people always tell you to stand up for yourself. Why didn't anyone tell the World Trade Center that? 🤔
If you're happy and you know it, clap your hands!
The amputee: -_-
What does a blind man and a PS4 have in common?
They both need to make sounds to be recognized.
I went to the orphanage and shot everyone in there. It's not like anyone will attend their funeral.
Why are New Yorkers scared of airplanes?
I hate family reunions. I see too many of my exes there.
Apparently terrorists and Japs are the same; they both went kamikaze.