Why is the world split in half? Because fat people are weighing the Earth down.
Society Jokes
"Stand up for yourself! Oh, come on, walk it off."
The mom and dad left the child because they were famous and rich, like rich monkeys.
What did the customer ask when he went to the cannibal restaurant?
"Who's the special today?"
What do you call a graveyard full of disabled people?
A cabbage patch.
Why did the orphan cross the road?
Not to get home, that's for sure.
Why did the orphan rob the bank?
To be wanted.
You know, people always tell you to stand up for yourself. Why didn't anyone tell the World Trade Center that? 🤔
If you're happy and you know it, clap your hands!
The amputee: -_-
What does a blind man and a PS4 have in common?
They both need to make sounds to be recognized.
I went to the orphanage and shot everyone in there. It's not like anyone will attend their funeral.
Why are New Yorkers scared of airplanes?
I hate family reunions. I see too many of my exes there.
Apparently terrorists and Japs are the same; they both went kamikaze.
What flour do you buy an orphan?
Self-raising flour.
What do you call an orphan who likes football?
Because someone will actually give him something.
Why does the orphan can’t write a single word or sentence?
Because the orphan is dumber.
What do orphans get when they go to a bank alone?
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
The way ladies cheat nowadays is very alarming.
She might give birth to twins, but each twin having a different father. ðŸ˜
