Society jokes
If my mom decides to get Chick-fil-A for dinner, and when I decide to eat my family for dinner, is that called cannibalism?
Why can't men play baseball?
Because no one can take the word "balls" seriously anymore.
Me and my emo group were walking down to the tree and somebody yelled, "Don't leave me!"
Being pro-life.
What do you call a disabled person in a fire?
"HOT WHEELS!"
What's with all the orphan jokes? Kinda sus. #fbi
What do apple trees and orphans have in common?
The apples get picked.
My orphan terrorist friend is on TV... I think he blew up.
What do you call an orphan who likes football?
Because someone will actually give him something.
The mom and dad left the child because they were famous and rich, like rich monkeys.
What do you call a person in a wheelchair?
Anything they can't catch you.
What did the customer ask when he went to the cannibal restaurant?
"Who's the special today?"
What do you call a graveyard full of disabled people?
A cabbage patch.
I told a crying kid to wipe his tears and come back smiling.
He never came back the next day, says the local news.
Punch an orphan, what are they going to do? Tell their parents?
What makes emos jump?
Bridges.
What's black and grey and red all over?
A dead r******.
Monster: “I will devour your family.”
Orphan: “Oh.”
What did God say when he created the first black person?
"Behold, this specimen of divine integrity!"
If you're bored, just punch an orphan. It's not like they can tell their parents.