There are only 2 genders: if you have a dick, or a pussy.
Society Jokes
Yo mama's so ugly, she went into a strip club and got paid to keep her clothes on.
Two Indians talk over a long distance using smoke signals.
In the middle of the conversation, a nuclear bomb explodes behind one of them, and a huge cloud of smoke rises silently into the sky.
The other Indian signals with smoke: "Not so loud!"
If an Indian kid is conceived in incest, would that make them OMbred?
If the UK is 6 hours ahead of us, why didn't they just warn us about 9/11?
Where do poor Italians live?
The spaghetto.
When Michael Jackson was taken to the hospital, immediately the maternity ward was put on lockdown.
What’s the difference between Jeffrey Dahmer and a priest?
They both like lil' boys.
What do you call a disabled Chinese person?
Sum Ting Wong.
What do you call an orphan if every other orphan gets picked?
Someone: Ugly?
Me: No, trick question, they are still an orphan.
What's a cannibal's favourite drink?
A Bloody Mary.
Why can’t orphans play GTA?
Because they are not wanted.
School teacher: "Hey kid, why don't you just go home to your family?"
Orphan: "My family never came back for me."
School teacher: "Your daddy must've really needed that milk."
Why do orphans want to become criminals? To know what it feels like to be wanted.
What cookies did the orphans never try?
Home made cookies!
Why don’t you see gay orphans at a daycare?
They have no one to call "daddy."
Why did the orphan rob the bank?
To be wanted.
Dark jokes are like home. A lot of people don't get it.
The more suicidal people there are, the less suicidal people there are... Woah!
If you’re having a bad day, just punch an orphan.
Who are they going to tell? Their parents?
