Society jokes
There was a little kid crying in the park today. I asked him where his parents were. Now I realize, man, I love my job.
If you’re ever bored, then go outside and punch an orphan. Who are they going to tell, their parents?
It’s true women do make less money than men.
But it’s their fault because they choose the lower paying jobs. Men, for example, choose the higher paying jobs like doctor or lawyer. Whereas women choose the lower paying jobs like women doctor and women lawyer.
Virginia is false advertising. Couldn't find many virgins there.
What is an orphan's favorite game? Sims, so they can make a family to have.
What is it called if you give 100 disabled people guns?
Special Forces.
Come, my children, to the bread cult!
An emo went to high five a tree, and it left them hanging.
What is the only place fat people live?
Obi-city.
A Muslim enters a building with 100 passengers and an airplane.
What do a blind person and an orphan have in common?
They both cannot see their family.
Why do orphans kill people so they can finally be wanted?
Why did the orphan get kicked off the baseball team?
He would never make it home base.
What is the difference between an orphan and cotton candy?
Answer: The cotton candy gets picked.
What do you call a blind German shepherd?
A Nazi.
Roses are red, my mental health is blue, Karen got no mom like you.
An Asian went to bed at 9:00, woke up at 6. People say he's still sleeping.
I'm the second worst thing to happen to those orphans.
What's an orphan's favorite band?
Foster the People 😂
I was walking till I saw a kid sitting on the street. I walked over there and said, "Where are your parents?" He cried even more.
Oh, I just love talking to orphans.