Society jokes
911 happened a while ago and it's slowly losing its fame.
Time for a remake!
Why can’t orphans eat breakfast? Because there is no parent to feed them.
What do you call someone who’s blond, beautiful, and listens to what you’re saying, but only hears what they want?
Womxn
Why can't Indians play football?
Every time they get a corner, they open up a shop. 🙉
What do you get when you cross a Muslim in a trench coat and a duffel bag?
A sad news story.
Random post #2
I made a website for orphans.
It does not have a home page.
Why can’t orphans be gay?
Because they have no daddy to call.
Your mama is so fat, when she stepped on the scale the doctor asked for her weight, not her phone number.
I was in the bedroom slapping your girl harder than Will at the Oscars.
I like my wine like my women:
16 and in my basement.
Why can't orphans tell jokes?
They have no one to tell them to, people.
Why are orphans never in jail?
Because they're never wanted.
What do you call a kid on the track team who isn't on the track team?
A school shooter.
Why can’t orphans play baseball? 'Cause they can’t find home plate.
In Ohio, people walk with their hands.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
'Cause they can't find home.
Why was 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7 was a registered *sex* offender.
What is red, white, and blue all over?
A dead cop.
Have you ever been accused of a crime you didn't commit? Well, I have! I was wrongfully accused of larceny yesterday. I'm not smart enough for that, I just stole some stuff.
What's the difference between an orgy and mass suicide?
When exactly my cult members drink the Kool-Aid.