Society jokes
Virginia is false advertising. Couldn't find many virgins there.
There was a little kid crying in the park today. I asked him where his parents were. Now I realize, man, I love my job.
It’s true women do make less money than men.
But it’s their fault because they choose the lower paying jobs. Men, for example, choose the higher paying jobs like doctor or lawyer. Whereas women choose the lower paying jobs like women doctor and women lawyer.
I was walking till I saw a kid sitting on the street. I walked over there and said, "Where are your parents?" He cried even more.
Oh, I just love talking to orphans.
What’s the difference between Jeffrey Dahmer and a priest?
They both like lil' boys.
What's an orphan's favorite band?
Foster the People 😂
What is it called if you give 100 disabled people guns?
Special Forces.
What's an orphan's favorite song?
"Gimme Shelter."
What sucks about disabled people?
They can't stand up for themselves.
What's an orphan's least favorite game?
Baseball because they can't find home plate.
What is the similarity between orphans and apples?
They both get thrown out.
What's the difference between a rubber and Michael Jackson? Nothing, kids touch them both.
What do you call 2 lesbians in a canoe?
Fur Traders.
Why can't orphans go to the hospital? Because it is a family hospital. Sorry for the long break in between my jokes. I just had some family stuff, but I am back.
Why did the orphan rob the bank?
He wanted to be wanted.
What's the main similarity between an elementary school math class and the USA?
The class divides.
What do you call an Indian lesbian?
Mingeeta.
Why don’t orphans know how to use a phone?
Because they don’t know where home is.
Why did the orphan try to get hurt?
Because then they would get surrounded with people who care about him.
He looks around, no one is there.
I'm the second worst thing to happen to those orphans.