Society jokes
What's the main similarity between an elementary school math class and the USA?
The class divides.
What do you call 2 lesbians in a canoe?
Fur Traders.
Why can't orphans go to the hospital? Because it is a family hospital. Sorry for the long break in between my jokes. I just had some family stuff, but I am back.
Why don’t orphans play baseball?
Because they don’t know where home is.
Women suck (GET IT?!)
Memes
How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb?
Don't be stupid, feminists can't change anything.
What is the difference between apples and orphans? Apples get picked!
What's the difference between drugs and children? I don't sell drugs.
What do you call a basement full of SJW's?
A whine cellar.
What does Michael Jackson and an ant have in common? They are both innocent.
Virginia is false advertising. Couldn't find many virgins there.
When Michael Jackson was taken to the hospital, immediately the maternity ward was put on lockdown.
What is an orphan's favorite game? Sims, so they can make a family to have.
My homework was to watch as much porn as I can... and tell my teacher the details so he won't get in trouble for watching it during class.
What is the only place fat people live?
Obi-city.
What do you call a religious drug addict?
A crystal methodist.
I asked a black man on the street if a white person paints their face black, it’s considered racist, but if a black person paints their face white, will the cops treat them better?
This morning I was beaten up by a busty woman in an elevator.
I was staring at boobs, and she said, "Press One?"
So I did...
I don't remember much after that.
Who cooks in a lesbian relationship?
Neither one of them, they eat out.
A vegan and a transgender jump off a cliff to see who will hit the bottom first.
Who wins?
Society.