Society jokes
What's an orphan's favorite song?
"Gimme Shelter."
What sucks about disabled people?
They can't stand up for themselves.
What's an orphan's least favorite game?
Baseball because they can't find home plate.
What is the similarity between orphans and apples?
They both get thrown out.
What's the difference between a rubber and Michael Jackson? Nothing, kids touch them both.
Memes
What do you call 2 lesbians in a canoe?
Fur Traders.
Why can't orphans go to the hospital? Because it is a family hospital. Sorry for the long break in between my jokes. I just had some family stuff, but I am back.
What's the main similarity between an elementary school math class and the USA?
The class divides.
Why did the orphan rob the bank?
He wanted to be wanted.
What does the handicapped man say to the cops when he’s mistaken for a criminal: "Don't shoot, I'm unarmed!"
What is the difference between a condom and an orphan?
One of them is used.
Why don’t orphans play baseball?
Because they don’t know where home is.
What is the real reason why men jack off? They just enjoy killing kids.
If the UK is 6 hours ahead of us, why didn't they just warn us about 9/11?
My favorite place to make a bonfire? Orphanages, of course, silly!
Why don't Chinese children believe in Santa?
Because they're the ones making the toys.
Yo mama's so ugly, she went into a strip club and got paid to keep her clothes on.
A vegan and a transgender jump off a cliff to see who will hit the bottom first.
Who wins?
Society.
This morning I was beaten up by a busty woman in an elevator.
I was staring at boobs, and she said, "Press One?"
So I did...
I don't remember much after that.
I asked a black man on the street if a white person paints their face black, it’s considered racist, but if a black person paints their face white, will the cops treat them better?