Society jokes
Why can’t the orphan tell on people?
Because they got no mom and dad! LOLLL
Why is the orphan sad for dinner?
He has no one to eat with at the table.
The village people said that they need their idiot back; you better get going!
I saw a kid crying and asked him where his parents were. He started crying harder.
The ungrateful brat. I see why he is an orphan.
What is the difference between a gay male who is not physically challenged giving a blowjob to a gay male that is not physically challenged, and a gay male who is physically challenged giving a blowjob to a gay male who is not physically challenged?
A gay male who is not physically challenged who receives a blowjob from a gay male who is physically challenged would still not believe that the physically challenged male is gay because the gay male who is not physically challenged is the definition of an asshole.
I'm black, and I have a dying family in my basement that hasn't eaten in 2 weeks. They need help.
Btw, it's a joke lol.
Women are gay.
"Wheelchair" - HAHA!
Kylin fucks his sister.
Eshay.
Why can’t an orphan eat a bag of chips?
Because it was family size.
Here in Canada, you used to be able to be shipped off to an asylum just because you were gay.
I guess they couldn't tell the fruits from the nuts.
At least someone who is gay/Carter has someone.
Q: How to hit an orphan?
A: Hit them with a family tree.
What do two priests say to each other when they walk into an orphanage?
"Let us pray."
Americans: Miles per hour.
Europeans: Bullets per kid...
Orphans have it lucky.
When teachers threaten to call parents, the orphans say, "Try me."
When teachers give homework, orphans say, "Where?"
Genders are like the Twin Towers because there used to be two, now it's just a sensitive subject.
Why did the orphan rob the bank?
Because he wanted to be wanted.
Even if you do burn down an orphanage, it's not gonna matter. It's not like they have homes.
Why can't an orphan get caught on the hub? They have no parents to catch them.