Society jokes
I asked a black man on the street if a white person paints their face black, it’s considered racist, but if a black person paints their face white, will the cops treat them better?
An Asian went to bed at 9:00, woke up at 6. People say he's still sleeping.
There are only 2 genders: if you have a dick, or a pussy.
Yo mama's so ugly, she went into a strip club and got paid to keep her clothes on.
Two Indians talk over a long distance using smoke signals.
In the middle of the conversation, a nuclear bomb explodes behind one of them, and a huge cloud of smoke rises silently into the sky.
The other Indian signals with smoke: "Not so loud!"
What’s the difference between Jeffrey Dahmer and a priest?
They both like lil' boys.
What does Michael Jackson and an ant have in common? They are both innocent.
If the UK is 6 hours ahead of us, why didn't they just warn us about 9/11?
What's the difference between an orphan and a vegetable?
The vegetable gets picked.
What's the difference between a rubber and Michael Jackson? Nothing, kids touch them both.
What do you call a gay Eskimo?
A snow blower.
If an Indian kid is conceived in incest, would that make them OMbred?
Trying to find a good parking spot is a lot like trying to find a girlfriend.
If you can’t find one, you stick it in the disabled spot and hope nobody finds out.
When Michael Jackson was taken to the hospital, immediately the maternity ward was put on lockdown.
What is a pedophile's favorite age range?
9-11.
What do you call a disabled Chinese person?
Sum Ting Wong.
What do you call an orphan if every other orphan gets picked?
Someone: Ugly?
Me: No, trick question, they are still an orphan.
What's a cannibal's favourite drink?
A Bloody Mary.
Why can’t orphans play GTA?
Because they are not wanted.
School teacher: "Hey kid, why don't you just go home to your family?"
Orphan: "My family never came back for me."
School teacher: "Your daddy must've really needed that milk."