Society jokes
There are only 2 genders: if you have a dick, or a pussy.
Yo mama's so ugly, she went into a strip club and got paid to keep her clothes on.
If the UK is 6 hours ahead of us, why didn't they just warn us about 9/11?
What do you call a black abortion clinic?
Crime Stoppers.
What do you call a religious drug addict?
A crystal methodist.
My favorite place to make a bonfire? Orphanages, of course, silly!
Why don't Chinese children believe in Santa?
Because they're the ones making the toys.
What's the difference between me and a registered sex offender?
I am not registered.
What's an orphan's least favorite store?
Home Depot.
I know an orphan named Zara, and he has never had homemade food.
Why can't orphans eat chips?
Because they come in family size.
A Muslim enters a building with 100 passengers and an airplane.
We should really stop making jokes about orphans. Their parents will get mad.
An Asian went to bed at 9:00, woke up at 6. People say he's still sleeping.
What is the difference between an orphan and cotton candy?
Answer: The cotton candy gets picked.
What do a blind person and an orphan have in common?
They both cannot see their family.
Roses are red, my mental health is blue, Karen got no mom like you.
What is the difference between an orphan and a TV?
One has more channels.
I want to write some jokes about unemployed people, but none of them works.
Why do orphans cause trouble at school?
So the teachers will call their parents.