Teacher: "What do you think is your purpose in our society?"
Me: "To reduce the population by one"
Orphan’s only has 363 days because they dont have mother’s or father’s day
What do you call children born from incest?
Gross Domestic Product
Why do black men have nightmares?
because the only one that had a dream got shot.
I don't see why people these days choose their gender, there's only two it's nerf or nothing. (im just joking i honestly dont care)
What do orphans and police not have in common
The police can actually go home
If a emo kid jumps off a building who would win?
Society
why do orphans commit crimes
to be wanted
Why can't orphans operate Apple devices?
Because they don't know how to use the home button.
If a man kills a kid, it's called Murder. If a woman kills a kid, it's called Reproductive Rights.
Rape the only sign of world peace in this life.
How can all rape be prevented? Just teach your daughters to never say no to a man. There - fixed!
Why can't an orphan ever be a criminal?
Because he isn't wanted
Dark humour : hell !!! aren't people racist !!!
How do men like their women? Striped
How does priest like their children? Clean
Why are most orphans strippers? they want to call someone mommy or daddy
What is the difference between stripper and candy? none. but they like it when you take the wrapper off
Women be like porn is how we get money then gets angry when boys treat women like shit because they seen it on porn
Crimes in 2018- assault, murder. Crimes in 2020- coughing in public.
wtf is wrong with people?-
Orphans and pretty tough I mean you never see them running home...
Grandma: you guy’s generation is on to much technology. Kid: well your the ones that raised us. Other family members: ...
