When someone has an imaginary friend, you call them weird and crazy. But when a group of people have an imaginary friend, you call it religion. :)
Why does 9/11 only get a day but Pride gets an entire month? Because pride is a bigger tragedy.
Teacher: "What do you think is your purpose in our society?"
Me: "To reduce the population by one"
What do you call children born from incest?
Gross Domestic Product
Orphan’s only has 363 days because they dont have mother’s or father’s day
Why do black men have nightmares?
because the only one that had a dream got shot.
What’s the difference between dark jokes and cotton? Some people don’t pick it
It’s OK if emo kids always hang from the trees, but if we do it, it’s considered against the law
How many LGBT supporters does it take to change a lightbulb? The lightbulb is fine the way it is. Society just needs to change the way it looks at it.
Why are Black people getting stronger? Because the TVs are getting bigger
How can all rape be prevented? Just teach your daughters to never say no to a man. There - fixed!
If a emo kid jumps off a building who would win?
Society
Why can't orphans operate Apple devices?
Because they don't know how to use the home button.
I don't see why people these days choose their gender, there's only two it's nerf or nothing. (im just joking i honestly dont care)
why do orphans commit crimes
to be wanted
What do orphans and police not have in common
The police can actually go home
I don't understand why people get offended by incest jokes, they're so family friendly.
If a man kills a kid, it's called Murder. If a woman kills a kid, it's called Reproductive Rights.
Rape the only sign of world peace in this life.
Why can't an orphan ever be a criminal?
Because he isn't wanted
