Society jokes
What is one good thing about child molesters?
They drive slow past schools.
Why do you have to pay to see Russian people?
Because the zoo is not free, Duhhhhh🙄
What do the Twin Towers and genders have in common?
They both used to be straight.
Orphanage kid: You’re ugly!
Kid with mother: Your mom!
What is the difference between an Apple and an orphan?
The apples get picked.
What are the similarities of an orphan and a water fountain?
They both sprout water.
The hardest part of picking up a hitch hiker is tying them up.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
'Cause they don’t have a home to go to.
Monster: “I will devour your family.”
Orphan: “Oh.”
Kid singing “abcd.”
Person says, “No, no, it’s obcd.”
Guy: Are you gay? I'm orphan.
Person: So, Jimmy, what do you do all day?
Jimmy Savile: Anyone who I can do.
What is the difference between a baseball player and an orphan?
The baseball player has a home to run back to.
Friends, gather here.
Samantha, Josephine, Stevie, Jess, Alice, and Alex.
I asked a child where their parents were. They started to cry. I laughed and walked out of an orphanage.
The mom and dad left the child because they were famous and rich, like rich monkeys.
I hate school. I mean, why can't you pull out a 12 gauge and shoot everyone, including the teachers?! This generation is too soft, man.
My teacher made us watch a movie about the struggles of being an overweight person in this day and age.
It was really heavy on me.
Why don’t Mexicans have sex education and a driver’s education on the same day?
Because the donkey gets tired.
In America, mom births you.
In Soviet Russia, you birth mom.