Society jokes

One man's pet is another man's dinner.

Society: :-)

I: :')

Society: you're doing it WRONG. It's :-) not :')

I: :'D

What do the initials ACLU stand for?

🤔

American Communist Lawyers Union.

What's a pedophile's favorite cooking ingredient?...... Fresh meat.

How do you start a school shooting at a black school?

Call the cops.

You can beat up orphans, what are they gonna do, tell their parents?

What do you call disabled people that follow politics?

A special interest group.

Why is parking a car like finding a girlfriend?

All the good ones are taken, so you stick it in the disabled one and hope nobody notices.

What's the difference between America and a bottle of milk?

In 200 years the milk will have developed a culture.

People always said that if you killed a murderer, there would be the same number of murderers. Why stop at one?

What is the difference between an orphan and a criminal?

Criminals are wanted.

Kenny can't find a girlfriend because neither of his sisters can fuck as good as his mom could.

What does an Al Qaeda terrorist and a flexible man have in common?

They can blow themselves up.

Did you know cannibals ate KFC?

Kentucky Fried Children.

Men: "I like dogs."

Women: "I like cats."

Chinese: "Food is food."

Why do Black people dip their Oreos in water?

Because daddy never came back home with the milk.

What do you call the whole population turning into emos?

The Great Depression.

A beautiful woman is on the ledge of a bridge about to commit suicide.

A homeless man walks by her and says, "What are you doing?"

She says, "I'm going to jump!"

The homeless man says, "If you're going to kill yourself, do you wanna have sex with me first?"

The woman replies, "No way, creep! Never that!"

The homeless man doesn't seem bothered and says, "That's fine, I'll just wait 'til you're at the bottom."

Dark humor never gets old, like kids from Africa.

What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?

The apple gets picked.