Society jokes

One man's pet is another man's dinner.

Society: :-)

I: :')

Society: you're doing it WRONG. It's :-) not :')

I: :'D

What do the initials ACLU stand for?

🤔

American Communist Lawyers Union.

How do you start a school shooting at a black school?

Call the cops.

What's a pedophile's favorite cooking ingredient?...... Fresh meat.

Why is parking a car like finding a girlfriend?

All the good ones are taken, so you stick it in the disabled one and hope nobody notices.

You can beat up orphans, what are they gonna do, tell their parents?

What do you call disabled people that follow politics?

A special interest group.

What's the difference between America and a bottle of milk?

In 200 years the milk will have developed a culture.

People always said that if you killed a murderer, there would be the same number of murderers. Why stop at one?

What does an Al Qaeda terrorist and a flexible man have in common?

They can blow themselves up.

What is the difference between an orphan and a criminal?

Criminals are wanted.

Men: "I like dogs."

Women: "I like cats."

Chinese: "Food is food."

Why do Black people dip their Oreos in water?

Because daddy never came back home with the milk.

What do you call the whole population turning into emos?

The Great Depression.

What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?

The apple gets picked.

What do you call a knight in a cannibal village? -- Canned food.

A rapist walks into a school and asks if they had 5 year olds in the school, and the teacher replies, "Are you that same person who took Jimmy?"

The man replies, "Yes," and the teacher says, "Take Susie too; she's being a little bitch."

I’m old enough to remember innocent times when the worst headline was plane hijackers flying into buildings.

Did you know cannibals ate KFC?

Kentucky Fried Children.