Society jokes
Your mom.
What did the Indians say to the Arabs? "We are going to make 10/12!"
Why do orphans go to church?
Why?
To finally call someone "father."
How are the faster readers in the world?
9/11 victims, they read 80 stories in 10 seconds.
Three good friends decided to meet in their favorite caffe.
The meetup was a successful one, because they all enjoyed themselves.
I ate a man because he was dead!
I made a website for orphans, but it didn't have a home page.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home base is.
I saw a kid in a wheelchair, and he was getting bullied. I said, "Stand up for yourself!"
Why don’t Mexicans have sex education and a driver’s education on the same day?
Because the donkey gets tired.
In America, mom births you.
In Soviet Russia, you birth mom.
What do you call a burning orphan in a wheelchair? Hot Wheels.
What hit the ground first, the orphan or the apple? The apple. The orphan never hit the ground.
Was busy robbing a house as quietly as possible and saw a woman catching me in the act, decided to get her in on the act and gave away my location from the noise.
My teacher made us watch a movie about the struggles of being an overweight person in this day and age.
It was really heavy on me.
I hate school. I mean, why can't you pull out a 12 gauge and shoot everyone, including the teachers?! This generation is too soft, man.
Orphan: I want to be a relator.
Teacher: Why?
Orphan: Because I never had one in my childhood.
The mom and dad left the child because they were famous and rich, like rich monkeys.
Did you know Africans don’t have to be black?
If you're bored, just punch an orphan. It's not like they can tell their parents.
What does a white person say when they're surrounded by black guys? "Hey, who turned the lights out?!"