Society jokes
One man's pet is another man's dinner.
Society: :-)
I: :')
Society: you're doing it WRONG. It's :-) not :')
I: :'D
Men: "I like dogs."
Women: "I like cats."
Chinese: "Food is food."
How do you start a school shooting at a black school?
Call the cops.
What do the initials ACLU stand for?
🤔
American Communist Lawyers Union.
You can beat up orphans, what are they gonna do, tell their parents?
What's a pedophile's favorite cooking ingredient?...... Fresh meat.
Why do Black people dip their Oreos in water?
Because daddy never came back home with the milk.
Why do orphans like to play GTA?
Because it's the only time they are wanted.
What's the difference between America and a bottle of milk?
In 200 years the milk will have developed a culture.
People always said that if you killed a murderer, there would be the same number of murderers. Why stop at one?
What is the difference between an orphan and a criminal?
Criminals are wanted.
Kenny can't find a girlfriend because neither of his sisters can fuck as good as his mom could.
What does an Al Qaeda terrorist and a flexible man have in common?
They can blow themselves up.
I remember when I was a kid, I thought the world used to be colorless.
I was kinda right. They used to not let colors in a lot of areas.
Did you know cannibals ate KFC?
Kentucky Fried Children.
A man walks into a library and asks to borrow a book on how to commit suicide.
The librarian says, “No, you won’t bring it back.”
Why is parking a car like finding a girlfriend?
All the good ones are taken, so you stick it in the disabled one and hope nobody notices.
What do you call disabled people that follow politics?
A special interest group.
What do you call a knight in a cannibal village? -- Canned food.