Dark humour : hell !!! aren't people racist !!!
How do men like their women? Striped
How does priest like their children? Clean
Why are most orphans strippers? they want to call someone mommy or daddy
What is the difference between stripper and candy? none. but they like it when you take the wrapper off
Crimes in 2018- assault, murder. Crimes in 2020- coughing in public.
wtf is wrong with people?-
Why did the orphan become a criminal? Because he wanted to actually be wanted.
Orphans and pretty tough I mean you never see them running home...
Grandma: you guy’s generation is on to much technology. Kid: well your the ones that raised us. Other family members: ...
How do you trick a homophobic heterosexual male that is a roman catholic priest into using the glory hole inside the men's restroom at a gay bar? Tell him that it is a confessional booth
What is the difference between white people and coal It’s bad for the environment to burn coal
What’s the difference between chocolate and people You can’t buy people nowadays
What do you call someone who makes a joke about society?
The Joker
If you see a woman get raped, just walk away. Don't bother helping. They're iNdePendEnt women after all.
Women be like porn is how we get money then gets angry when boys treat women like shit because they seen it on porn
Snover1:You can't pass through Snow Way!
Squirtle: Why I can't pass through Snow Way?
Snover1: There's snow in the way.
Snover2:Yeah, you can't get past through the snow while it's on the way, to continous.
Squirtle: What? There's snow in here the whole time. What is this? Snow Society-?!
"AAAAARRRGGH!!"
Squirtle:Who is that?
Snover2:That is Snow.
Squirtle:What?! That is giant snow tree thing is Abomasnow!
Snover2:Oops! Don't be a Halt!
"Haaaaaaaaallllltttt!!!"
"Aaaaaauuuuggghhhh!"
Snovers: That was a JOKE, Squirtle be FROZEN, just let it go, let it go!
COMMUNISM IS ACTUALLY KINDA TIGHT.
you are the reason why child abortion still exists in the world
I’d make a joke about prostitutes and women sleeping with multiple men, but it would just be whore-ible
when you kill people in a war its perfectly fine but when its a school everyone has a problem with it wth.
I dont think I could ever become a beggar , I really dont like change