Society jokes
What did the orphan say to the barber?
I dunno, the orphanage doesn’t pay for haircuts.
What do you call an orphan who likes football?
Because someone will actually give him something.
Why can’t orphans play baseball? Because they can’t find home.
What's the difference between me and the rest of America?
I love one and hate the other.
What do you call two terrorists standing next to each other with their dicks out?
The Twin Towers.
Why wasn’t the orphan allowed on the game show?
The show was called "Family Feud."
You want to get her pregnant before marriage to know if she's fertile, so why not marry a single mother that already has proof?
Why did the orphan cross the road?
Not to get home, that's for sure.
What is war used for? (put in comments below)
What is the difference between you and a calendar?
A calendar has dates.
Gays, blacks, and your maw, mate.
Why do police never put an orphan in prison? It's too much like a home.
Minimalism is a scam created by Big Small to sell more less.
Why did Dan the orphan go to the orphanage?
Because he was! I couldn't make the homepage website!!
Why didn't the orphan go home?
Because he didn't have a home.
When I said I wanted vegetable stew, I didn’t mean boil Stephen Hawking!
Why did the female orphan become a prostitute?
Because she wanted someone to call "daddy".
Why do orphans hate going in public?
Because there's kids out with their parents.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
Which one gets bullied the most, autism, Down syndrome, or ADHD?