Why did the orphan go to church?
So he had someone to call a father.
What is the difference between an orphan and a criminal?
Criminals are wanted.
What's the number one pick up line at a gay bar?
"May I push your stool in?"
What does a cannibal call a pregnant woman?
A Kinder Surprise egg.
Why did the pedophile cross the road?
To get to the other preschool.
How do you circumcise a redneck? Kick his sister in the jaw.
I made a website for orphans. It doesn't have a homepage.
A new game the whole family can play...
Incest.
A bomb is like a baby; when you drop it, everyone screams.
Man 1: Why don’t we just put all the debt in the world on one man, then kill him?
Man 2: We tried that once. It started a cult.
A man walks into a library and asks to borrow a book on how to commit suicide.
The librarian says, “No, you won’t bring it back.”
I groomed 2 minors today.
What do sex and food have in common?
My sister makes it better than my cousin.
There is a lot of difference between a man and a woman saying, "I went through a whole box of tissues watching that movie."
I watched a documentary about a man who grew up in the Catholic church.
It was a touching story.
What's similar between a blind kid and an orphan?
They both can't see their parents.
What's a pedophile's favorite cooking ingredient?...... Fresh meat.
An Autistic chef made hamburgers out of donkey meat.
He called them: "Asperger's."
Are you an orphanage?
Why?
Because I wanna put my kids in you.
If you think about it, the 9/11 memorial is just a scoreboard.
