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Incest.
Two cannibals are eating a clown, when one cannibal looks up and asks the other cannibal: "Does he taste funny to you?"
What do sex and food have in common?
My sister makes it better than my cousin.
I watched a documentary about a man who grew up in the Catholic church.
It was a touching story.
There is a lot of difference between a man and a woman saying, "I went through a whole box of tissues watching that movie."
A bomb is like a baby; when you drop it, everyone screams.
Man 1: Why don’t we just put all the debt in the world on one man, then kill him?
Man 2: We tried that once. It started a cult.
I groomed 2 minors today.
What's a pedophile's favorite cooking ingredient?...... Fresh meat.
Men: "I like dogs."
Women: "I like cats."
Chinese: "Food is food."
An Autistic chef made hamburgers out of donkey meat.
He called them: "Asperger's."
Did you know cannibals ate KFC?
Kentucky Fried Children.
What happens when you make an asían girl squirt?
She charges you 10 cents for extra sauce.
Why is rape worse than death?
Because dead people get way more attention.
A beautiful woman is on the ledge of a bridge about to commit suicide.
A homeless man walks by her and says, "What are you doing?"
She says, "I'm going to jump!"
The homeless man says, "If you're going to kill yourself, do you wanna have sex with me first?"
The woman replies, "No way, creep! Never that!"
The homeless man doesn't seem bothered and says, "That's fine, I'll just wait 'til you're at the bottom."
modern feminism.
Life would be so much easier if grass was emo.
Because it would cut itself.
A straight man and a gay man are talking. The straight man says, "I'm wanted in 2 states for murder." and the gay man replies with, "Oh, that sucks. I'm wanted in 13 for existing."
Why do orphans become criminals? Because they want to know what it's like to be wanted.
Why do orphans like to play GTA?
Because it's the only time they are wanted.
