Society jokes
What do you call the whole population turning into emos?
The Great Depression.
A beautiful woman is on the ledge of a bridge about to commit suicide.
A homeless man walks by her and says, "What are you doing?"
She says, "I'm going to jump!"
The homeless man says, "If you're going to kill yourself, do you wanna have sex with me first?"
The woman replies, "No way, creep! Never that!"
The homeless man doesn't seem bothered and says, "That's fine, I'll just wait 'til you're at the bottom."
An Autistic chef made hamburgers out of donkey meat.
He called them: "Asperger's."
Dark humor never gets old, like kids from Africa.
Why is parking a car like finding a girlfriend?
All the good ones are taken, so you stick it in the disabled one and hope nobody notices.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
What's the number one pick up line at a gay bar?
"May I push your stool in?"
If you think about it, the 9/11 memorial is just a scoreboard.
I’m old enough to remember innocent times when the worst headline was plane hijackers flying into buildings.
Why did the pedophile cross the road?
To get to the other preschool.
Why did the orphan go to church?
So he had someone to call a father.
Life is like a penis: simple, soft, relaxed, and hanging free, until a woman comes around and makes it hard.
Why is rape worse than death?
Because dead people get way more attention.
What does a cannibal call a pregnant woman?
A Kinder Surprise egg.
A new game the whole family can play...
Incest.
How do you circumcise a redneck? Kick his sister in the jaw.
I made a website for orphans. It doesn't have a homepage.
There is a lot of difference between a man and a woman saying, "I went through a whole box of tissues watching that movie."
What do sex and food have in common?
My sister makes it better than my cousin.
What do you call a crowd of horny white women?
A field of cotton waiting to be picked.