What's the number one pick up line at a gay bar?
"May I push your stool in?"
Society Jokes
What does a cannibal call a pregnant woman?
A Kinder Surprise egg.
Why did the pedophile cross the road?
To get to the other preschool.
How do you circumcise a redneck? Kick his sister in the jaw.
I made a website for orphans. It doesn't have a homepage.
A new game the whole family can play...
Incest.
A bomb is like a baby; when you drop it, everyone screams.
Man 1: Why don’t we just put all the debt in the world on one man, then kill him?
Man 2: We tried that once. It started a cult.
A man walks into a library and asks to borrow a book on how to commit suicide.
The librarian says, “No, you won’t bring it back.”
I groomed 2 minors today.
What do sex and food have in common?
My sister makes it better than my cousin.
There is a lot of difference between a man and a woman saying, "I went through a whole box of tissues watching that movie."
I watched a documentary about a man who grew up in the Catholic church.
It was a touching story.
What's similar between a blind kid and an orphan?
They both can't see their parents.
What's a pedophile's favorite cooking ingredient?...... Fresh meat.
Why do Black people dip their Oreos in water?
Because daddy never came back home with the milk.
An Autistic chef made hamburgers out of donkey meat.
He called them: "Asperger's."
Are you an orphanage?
Why?
Because I wanna put my kids in you.
If you think about it, the 9/11 memorial is just a scoreboard.
What happens when you make an asían girl squirt?
She charges you 10 cents for extra sauce.
