Society jokes

Why do orphans like to play GTA?

Because it's the only time they are wanted.

What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?

The apple gets picked.

What do you call a knight in a cannibal village? -- Canned food.

A rapist walks into a school and asks if they had 5 year olds in the school, and the teacher replies, "Are you that same person who took Jimmy?"

The man replies, "Yes," and the teacher says, "Take Susie too; she's being a little bitch."

What's the number one pick up line at a gay bar?

"May I push your stool in?"

I’m old enough to remember innocent times when the worst headline was plane hijackers flying into buildings.

Why did the pedophile cross the road?

To get to the other preschool.

Why did the orphan go to church?

So he had someone to call a father.

Life is like a penis: simple, soft, relaxed, and hanging free, until a woman comes around and makes it hard.

Why is rape worse than death?

Because dead people get way more attention.

What does a cannibal call a pregnant woman?

A Kinder Surprise egg.

A new game the whole family can play...

Incest.

How do you circumcise a redneck? Kick his sister in the jaw.

I made a website for orphans. It doesn't have a homepage.

I watched a documentary about a man who grew up in the Catholic church.

It was a touching story.

What do sex and food have in common?

My sister makes it better than my cousin.

There is a lot of difference between a man and a woman saying, "I went through a whole box of tissues watching that movie."

A bomb is like a baby; when you drop it, everyone screams.

What do you call a crowd of horny white women?

A field of cotton waiting to be picked.

What's similar between a blind kid and an orphan?

They both can't see their parents.