Society jokes

What do you call a knight in a cannibal village? -- Canned food.

A rapist walks into a school and asks if they had 5 year olds in the school, and the teacher replies, "Are you that same person who took Jimmy?"

The man replies, "Yes," and the teacher says, "Take Susie too; she's being a little bitch."

An Autistic chef made hamburgers out of donkey meat.

He called them: "Asperger's."

What's the number one pick up line at a gay bar?

"May I push your stool in?"

I’m old enough to remember innocent times when the worst headline was plane hijackers flying into buildings.

Why did the pedophile cross the road?

To get to the other preschool.

Why did the orphan go to church?

So he had someone to call a father.

Life is like a penis: simple, soft, relaxed, and hanging free, until a woman comes around and makes it hard.

Why is rape worse than death?

Because dead people get way more attention.

What does a cannibal call a pregnant woman?

A Kinder Surprise egg.

A new game the whole family can play...

Incest.

Why do orphans like to play GTA?

Because it's the only time they are wanted.

How do you circumcise a redneck? Kick his sister in the jaw.

I made a website for orphans. It doesn't have a homepage.

What do you call a crowd of horny white women?

A field of cotton waiting to be picked.

There is a lot of difference between a man and a woman saying, "I went through a whole box of tissues watching that movie."

What's similar between a blind kid and an orphan?

They both can't see their parents.

I watched a documentary about a man who grew up in the Catholic church.

It was a touching story.

What do sex and food have in common?

My sister makes it better than my cousin.

I groomed 2 minors today.