Society jokes

A rapist walks into a school and asks if they had 5 year olds in the school, and the teacher replies, "Are you that same person who took Jimmy?"

The man replies, "Yes," and the teacher says, "Take Susie too; she's being a little bitch."

What's the number one pick up line at a gay bar?

"May I push your stool in?"

I’m old enough to remember innocent times when the worst headline was plane hijackers flying into buildings.

Why did the pedophile cross the road?

To get to the other preschool.

Life is like a penis: simple, soft, relaxed, and hanging free, until a woman comes around and makes it hard.

Why did the orphan go to church?

So he had someone to call a father.

An Autistic chef made hamburgers out of donkey meat.

He called them: "Asperger's."

What does a cannibal call a pregnant woman?

A Kinder Surprise egg.

A new game the whole family can play...

Incest.

Why do orphans like to play GTA?

Because it's the only time they are wanted.

How do you circumcise a redneck? Kick his sister in the jaw.

I made a website for orphans. It doesn't have a homepage.

Why is rape worse than death?

Because dead people get way more attention.

What's similar between a blind kid and an orphan?

They both can't see their parents.

What do sex and food have in common?

My sister makes it better than my cousin.

A bomb is like a baby; when you drop it, everyone screams.

A man walks into a library and asks to borrow a book on how to commit suicide.

The librarian says, “No, you won’t bring it back.”

I groomed 2 minors today.

Man 1: Why don’t we just put all the debt in the world on one man, then kill him?

Man 2: We tried that once. It started a cult.

There is a lot of difference between a man and a woman saying, "I went through a whole box of tissues watching that movie."