Society jokes
What does a cannibal ask for when leaving a restaurant?
"Can I have a bodybag?"
1979: I bet there will be "flying cars" in "the future."
2019: The flying cars future.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
Apples get picked.
Man: Stop with these orphan jokes!
Me: Why? Are they going to tell their parents on me?
My friend was in a wheelchair, so I rolled him in fire. Now I call him Hot Wheels.
I made a website about orphans.
But I can’t make a home page.
What do you call it when an orphan takes a picture?
A family portrait.
My girlfriend called me a pedophile. That's a big word for a six-year-old.
I asked an orphan where his mom was. He started crying, so I said it again.
And well, that was my last day at the orphanage.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
They don't know where home is! 🤣
What do you say after making fun of a disabled person?
"Sorry, I didn't mean to step on your toes."
We should bully foster parents more for raising parent-less nobodies.
Why can orphans never go to the shops?
'Cause the Talibans will plane dive into them.
This anorexic girl wanted to fight me. I told her that I would roast her, but she didn't have any meat.
I like abusing orphans, what are they gonna do, tell their parents?
What do you call something that has 50 legs but can't walk? 25 disabled people!
What did the police say on the TV during 9/11?
"Call 911!"
This humor is so dark, it's darker than the Black population.
Me: I will f**k ur mom.
Orphan: I don't have one.
Me: ......
How many orphans does it take to repair a house? None, they don't have one.