Society jokes
Trying to find a good parking spot is a lot like trying to find a girlfriend.
If you can’t find one, you stick it in the disabled spot and hope nobody finds out.
Why do Roman Catholics have so many kids?
So there’s more for the priest.
What's the difference between an orphan and a slice of pizza?
Nothing, I eat both of them.
I saw this kid sitting on the sidewalk and asked him where are his parents?
I love working at an orphanage.
What do you call the wife of a hippie? A Mississippi.
Orphanage kid: You’re ugly!
Kid with mother: Your mom!
Yo mama so fat, she eats with three utensils: a knife, spoon, and a forklift.
Snover1: You can't pass through Snow Way!
Squirtle: Why can't I pass through Snow Way?
Snover1: There's snow in the way.
Snover2: Yeah, you can't get past through the snow while it's on the way, to continuous.
Squirtle: What? There's snow in here the whole time. What is this? Snow Society?!
"AAAAARRRGGH!!"
Squirtle: Who is that?
Snover2: That is Snow.
Squirtle: What?! That giant snow tree thing is Abomasnow!
Snover2: Oops! Don't be a Halt!
"Haaaaaaaaallllltttt!!!"
"Aaaaaauuuuggghhhh!"
Snovers: That was a JOKE, Squirtle be FROZEN, just let it go, let it go!
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the gay guy's house. Knock, knock. Who's there? Chicken.
Where can white people cook better than Black people?
On Father’s Day.
What is the only reason you can hit an orphan and get away with it?
What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Why don't orphans care if they get in trouble? They can't call their parents.
What kind of shoes do pedophiles wear?
White Vans!
I'm an orphan, so kidnap me.
If an emo kid jumps off a building, who would win?
Society.
Why are Americans stupid? They shoot everyone that goes to school.
Why can't orphans cross roads?
They don't have a parent to hold hands with.
Why did the Royal Wedding get more publicity than the SantaFe school shooting?
'Cause Royal Weddings don't happen every week.
Women have less rights than a NASCAR track.
Why did the Indian man refuse to use deodorant? Because he wanted to smell like his natural habitat, the shitter.