Society jokes
What's the hardest part of being a pedophile?
Fitting in.
Did you hear about that Muslim party?
It was a blast!
What do you call a Lesbian at a Barbecue? A LGBBQ.
What’s the LGBTQ national anthem?
Somewhere over the rainbow.
Why do Black people not like country music?
Because every time they hear "hoedown," they think their sister got shot.
I’d make a joke about prostitutes and women sleeping with multiple men, but it would just be whore-ible.
House parties are like churches: there's always an underage kid getting fucked somewhere.
I had sex with a disabled girl. You can say I handiclapped those cheeks.
What's an Asian's worst nightmare? A tree.
What is the smallest skyscraper in the world? The World Trade Centre.
You are the reason why child abortion still exists in the world.
Now it's time to make fun of Asians.
What do you call an Asian eating jelly? Yellow Jell-O.
You are so intelligent that parents come running to beg you to be their child!
Do you know why there are no pharmacies and pharmacists in Africa?
Because you can't take pills on an empty stomach!
Why can't Indians play baseball? Because every time they hit a corner, they open a shop.
What's the last thing Asians hear from their parents?
"My money is my money. Your money is my money. Your wife's money is my money. Always remember that, son."
To anger a Libertarian lie to him, to anger a Democrat tell him the truth, to anger a Republican sodomize him.
What is the difference between an orphan and a blanket?
One is actually used.
All orphans must hate the LGBTQIA+ because they are home-o-phobic.
There should be a "kick an orphan" day.
What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?