Society jokes
What can you tell [as] a difference between [a] man and a woman [in a] relationship?
Both of them are just full of shit.
Person: You suck!
Me: Tell that to your mom, and she’ll say the same thing, honey. 😎
Can orphans eat at family restaurants?
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they don't know where home is.
I'm about to go to the orphanage to tell yo mama jokes.
What did the teacher say to the fat Turkish kid that always ate in his class?
"You could do with Ramadan lasting all year, couldn't you?"
Mom: They say our kid neighbor has blue blood.
Son: Really?
Also 2 hours later:
Son: Mom, the kid doesn't have blue blood.
Mom: Son, I-
Why don't gay Greek men in Greece perform anilingus on each other?
Because anilingus between two gay men is against the law in Greece.
Why did Zozo the hobo cross the road?
To eat the Pringles.
What's the difference between Taco Bell and KFC?
KFC doesn't have Border Patrol agents surrounding all of its buildings right now.
Guys, we should stop telling orphan jokes. Their parents will get mad. Oh...
You are so intelligent that parents come running to beg you to be their child!
Men play video games to let their inner child out, while women do abortions.
Women have ass and tits... but men have dick and rights.
Joke: I went to a paraplegic strip club the other day, the place was crawling with pussy.
How do you get a party started in Africa?
You put a slice of bread on the ceiling and everyone will be jumping.
Boy goes to Confession.
Boy: "What are you doing, Father?"
Priest: "It's called masturbation, and soon you will be doing it."
Boy: "Why do you say that, Father?"
Priest: "'Cause my hand is getting tired!"
-not my joke
Do you know why there are no pharmacies and pharmacists in Africa?
Because you can't take pills on an empty stomach!
If certain diseases spread in water, why does Africa have them?
What can’t a Black person say to a police officer?
"Thanks for the warning."