What's an Asian's worst nightmare? A tree.
Society Jokes
What is the smallest skyscraper in the world? The World Trade Centre.
You are the reason why child abortion still exists in the world.
Now it's time to make fun of Asians.
What do you call an Asian eating jelly? Yellow Jell-O.
You are so intelligent that parents come running to beg you to be their child!
Do you know why there are no pharmacies and pharmacists in Africa?
Because you can't take pills on an empty stomach!
Why can't Indians play baseball? Because every time they hit a corner, they open a shop.
Why was the slave so happy? Because he got his master's degree.
What's the last thing Asians hear from their parents?
"My money is my money. Your money is my money. Your wife's money is my money. Always remember that, son."
To anger a Libertarian lie to him, to anger a Democrat tell him the truth, to anger a Republican sodomize him.
What is the difference between an orphan and a blanket?
One is actually used.
All orphans must hate the LGBTQIA+ because they are home-o-phobic.
There should be a "kick an orphan" day.
What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Why do orphans like to go to church?
So they have someone to call father.
If you're bored, punch an orphan in the face. What is he gonna do, tell his parents?
What do you call a blank piece of paper?
Women's rights.
What's an Indian's favorite drug?
Beans.
Did you hear about the orphan who ran away from home?
Wait a minute! What am I talking about?
What is the difference between an orphan and a cat?
The cat is actually cute.
Person: You suck!
Me: Tell that to your mom, and she’ll say the same thing, honey. 😎
Can orphans eat at family restaurants?
