Society jokes
What makes genders and Twin Towers similar?
There used to be two of them, and now it's a sensitive subject.
What's long and black? Centrelink line.
There should be a "kick an orphan" day.
What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Why can't orphans be criminals?
Because they're never wanted.
Oh, you just got owned, like my ancestors.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they don’t have a home to run to.
Me: I will f**k ur mom.
Orphan: I don't have one.
Me: ......
I never touched kids, just women, but since I was famous, they were fine with it.
Man, I love telling jokes about orphans. What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
I like orphan boys, no homo.
The orphan also had to cry because the cartels called him "homie."
This anorexic girl wanted to fight me. I told her that I would roast her, but she didn't have any meat.
I like abusing orphans, what are they gonna do, tell their parents?
What do you call something that has 50 legs but can't walk? 25 disabled people!
This humor is so dark, it's darker than the Black population.
What did the police say on the TV during 9/11?
"Call 911!"
How many orphans does it take to repair a house? None, they don't have one.
Girl, you must be a Muslim because you are only 5 years old, yet you know how to give great head.
What do Americans and Rubik's Cubes have in common?
They both have a history of separating colors.
Some people say I'm rude, but I think I'm pretty nice because the other day I saw this kid crying on the road and I asked him where his parents were. I just love looking at an orphanage.