Society jokes
Babe, I'm breaking up with you.
Why? I'm turning 18 tomorrow.
For orphans, every bag of chips is family sized.
I'm back and wearing dead whites who are killing whites from Eastern Europe on me. Shout out my boy russia and Ukraine, they all are evil just like USA and China and the rest of the west!
Me to an orphan: If you had a penny for everyone who loved you, I don't think you'd have any.
The orphan: But why?
Me: Because if someone loved you, they wouldn't have thrown you out.
Why can orphans never go to the shops?
'Cause the Talibans will plane dive into them.
Memes
Why do orphans not build houses in Minecraft? Because they want it to be realistic.
Why do orphans like to be robbers in cops and robbers?
So they will be wanted.
What do cannibals call a person that is running?
Fast food.
Why does everyone respect midgets and dwarves?
They never look down on anyone.
What's the difference between a prisoner and an orphan?
One is loved.
Why did the orphan cross the road?
Because there was a dad on the other side.
Parents are like food—not all kids get them.
What is the difference between an adopted kid and an orphan?
If you're adopted, you're actually wanted.
Why do orphans like pedos? Because they have someone to call "daddy."
What does a cannibal ask for when leaving a restaurant?
"Can I have a bodybag?"
What does the blind man say when walking past the fish market?
“Good evening, ladies.”
What can you tell [as] a difference between [a] man and a woman [in a] relationship?
Both of them are just full of shit.
When the teacher dismissed the class to go home,
The orphan asked, "Where do I go?"
The teacher replied, "Home."
The orphan said, "Catch me on the streets then!"
I take all my anger out on orphans. Why?
Because they have no parents to run to.
What did the baseball chief say to the Orphan?
GO HOME!