Do you guys know what KFC stands for? It stands for kidnapping foster children.
Society Jokes
People should build orphanages next to graveyards so at least orphans can see their parents.
Why can't Asian people use a telephone?
Because they might wing the wrong number.
Why can't orphans be criminals?
Because they're not wanted.
What’s the difference between cotton and an orphan?
One gets picked.
What's the difference between an apple tree and an orphan?
The apples actually get picked.
How do you get two deaf people from fighting?
Turn off the lights and walk out.
What do you get when you cross a pedophile and an elementary school? Predator 3.
A handicapped person was making fun of me, so I walked away.
What’s a Cannibal’s Favorite Food?
Ra-men.
What’s the difference between a Black dad and a Pizza?
One can feed a family.
Who needs dating apps when you have family reunions?
A gay couple walks into a Muslim bar. The tender flares up and says, “let me guess, a little blood on the rocks?”
Why do black people call each other brothers? Because they don't know who their fathers are.
Stop telling orphan jokes before they tell their parents.
Oh wait, they don't have any, please continue.
If Jesus told you to trust everyone, that must be why there are a lot of kidnappings.
What does McDonald's and a paedophile have in common?
They both like sticking their meat in ten-year-olds.
What do you do when you're bored?
I beat up orphans.
What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
What do orphans and olden day actors have in common?
Both get food thrown at them some of the time.
Q: What happens when an Asian with an erection walks into a wall?
A: He breaks his nose.
