Society jokes
Why can’t the orphan play baseball?
Because they don’t know where home is.
Why can’t orphans have sex?
They have no one to call "daddy."
What do a school shooter and a person with gum have in common?
One's the pull it out everyone wants to be their friend.
Communism is actually kinda tight.
The highest level of trust in the world is when two cannibals are each giving each other blowjobs.
Memes
Scientists make skyscrapers and airplanes.
Religion crashes them.
Roses are red, the Jews are a cult.
I've practiced Metzitzah b'peh on adults.
What do you call a disabled orphan?
A left over vegetables.
The best way to tell a Hindu person and a Muslim person apart is asking them, "Are you 7-Eleven or 9/11?"
What's the difference between a newborn baby and an orphan after a rugby match?
They both come out bloody and crying, but at least one gets picked up.
Why can’t Asian people make a white baby?
Because two wongs don’t make a white.
What's the difference between a refrigerator and a gay person...
It don't moan when u put milk inside.
People should build orphanages next to graveyards so at least orphans can see their parents.
Why can't Asian people use a telephone?
Because they might wing the wrong number.
Why can't orphans be criminals?
Because they're not wanted.
What’s the difference between cotton and an orphan?
One gets picked.
What's the difference between an apple tree and an orphan?
The apples actually get picked.
How do you get two deaf people from fighting?
Turn off the lights and walk out.
What do you get when you cross a pedophile and an elementary school? Predator 3.
A handicapped person was making fun of me, so I walked away.