Society jokes
What has 2 legs and loves to play with little kids? The local priest.
What do you call a prostitute weed dealer?
A pot-hole.
So I saw a bag full of children near a dumpster. I guess we know where the orphans are when the parents didn’t want them.
Wouldn’t want to hope a Catholic priest comes along, otherwise the priest will have new sex toys.
What's the difference between puppies and orphans?
Puppies actually get picked.
What’s the difference between cotton and an orphan?
One gets picked.
No Jews?
Why can’t Asian people make a white baby?
Because two wongs don’t make a white.
What happened when the Japanese guy offered Logan Paul a high five?
He left him hanging.
At the library, I got in trouble for putting a cooking book in the women's section.
How do lesbians have sex? It’s too complicated. I’d have to show you.
What do you call an orphan's family reunion?
Alone time.
I specialize in jokes about orphans. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
Why do orphans have no bruises?
Because they have no dad to beat them.
There is gonna be a huge party at the orphanage tonight because the parents ain't home.
Why do orphans go to church?
So they have someone to call father.
I saw a kid crying, so I asked them, "Where are your parents?" Then she cried harder, so I left the orphanage.
What is the best shield to use during a battle? The emo kid.
Who said white people can't jump?
Look at the footage from 9/11.
The cannibal got angry, so he threw up his arms.
What do you call an orphan who became a priest?
Father-less.
What's the difference between an orphan and cotton?
One gets picked.