Society jokes
How do you name a Chinese kid?
Throw a frying pan on their head, "Ching Chong!"
What makes a cult and a racist family of 5 common?
Not all are friends.
Who are the fastest readers in the world?
9/11 victims of course, they went through 89 stories in only 5 minutes!
You're so fat, you have more chins than a fat Chinese with heaps of chins!
What do you call an emo furry squad?
The suicide furs.
What is the true meaning of Christmas?
Stealing presents from orphans - a quote by Technoblade.
A girl in the shop was getting bullied. She came to me saying, "I’m getting bullied." I told her, "Stand up for herself."
Fuck y'all, orphan lives matter!
My stepsister is a big titty goth. Should I tap that?
What do you call a crowd of horny white women?
Cotton waiting to be picked.
What do you call a Muslim with Tourette’s? A ticcing time bomb.
What do you call a 17-year-old orphan?
Homeless.
How do you know when German people break into your house? When you can not find your bed.
Why did the orphan go outside the school?
Answer: Because it was take your parents to school day.
Why couldn’t the orphan find home?
Didn’t have eyes.
So Timmy was walking down the street with his friend Lea. Suddenly a car drives by and Timmy waves at the car.
Lea looks at him, puzzled, then later asks him; "Why'd you wave at that car back there?"
Timmy replies "Oh that was my brother, he went to the bar. He must just be driving home..."
Why did the blind woman get raped?
Because she didn't know she was wearing see-through clothes.
"White on white crime, well ham rights crime anyway in Eastern Europe right now!"
What did the baseball chief say to the Orphan?
GO HOME!
Religion... That is all.