Society jokes
What’s the difference between an orphan and an apple?
One gets picked.
What does BLM stand for?
Black Lust Matters.
You are the reason why child abortion still exists in the world.
If you're having a bad day, just slap an orphan. Who are they going to tell? Their parents?
Q: Why can you be rude to an orphan?
A: Because who are they gonna tell their parents?
Why didn’t the Japanese guy get a high five? Cause Logan Paul left him hanging...
Why are all orphans criminals?
Because they want to know what it's like to be wanted.
Racism.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because fuck society, that's why!
If cops are called pigs, then security guards are piglets.
What’s the difference between an apple and an orphan?
One of them gets picked.
Why do white people colonize everything?
To steal a culture for themselves, something other than fornicating with anything that moves including their own children and pets, which they already do.
What is another word for Arab man who is a Palestinian Muslim?
Palestinian masseur.
Yo mama so fat, the cops arrested her because she had 240 pounds of crack on her.
Why do orphans want to get married so bad?
To have someone to call "daddy."
Orphans got me like: 😂
An orphan walked up to a baseball field, but a security guard said he couldn't come in because it was a home game.
In the new Grinch, the Whos would say he stole Christmas, "Get him!" Then the Grinch said, "I'm an orphan!" That changes everything. The Whos said, "What would they do if Max was an orphan?"
Every depressed person just has to say, "I WANT TO JUMP OFF THAT TALL BUILDING RIGHT THERE!" and then points to the building and runs up to it like an immature child, and then they get disappointed when they aren't allowed into the building.
I saw a kid wearing tatty rags on a curb, so I asked, "Are you an orphan?"
"Yes," he replied. "What gave me away?" He asked, "Your parents," I said.