What do gay guys and priests have in common?
They are both gay in their own ways.
What’s the difference between Jeffrey Dahmer and a priest?
They both like lil' boys.
Yo mama so UGLY... at the strip club... people pay her... to keep her clothes ON!!!
Orphans are the best people to bully. They have no parents.
What do priests and McDonald's have in common? They both like putting their meat in between 5-year-old buns.
How is a beer can and an Indian the same? You can find them both smashed on the side of the road!
The orphan also had to cry because the cartels called him "homie."
The orphan turned 18, but he was happy because he didn't have to pay rent to his parents.
Has anybody else noticed that out of nowhere there are always tons of people online? It's kinda trippy if I'm being honest.
Why do more women than men oppose abortion? Because they prefer not to get raped.
Why do more men than women support abortion? So they can keep raping women and the victims will just abort their kids to not have to relive the experience!
I killed a homeless dude, now she's at the funeral home. 😭💔
A Chinese guy said to his friend: "I saw you fucking your donkey yesterday."
His friend: "No, that's impossible, it's too hot inside."
Why are Orphans so bad at poker? Because they don't know what a full house is.
LGBTQ = LeBron giving back to qommunities (communities).
Why did the orphan become a str1pper?
So she can have someone to call daddy.
The cannibal got angry, so he threw up his arms.
You can't send an Indian to walk a corner. The only corner they will get to is 7-11.
How does a disabled man go to church? He can't, there's no ramp.
Orphans are like vegans, no one ever remembers the nice ones.
