Society jokes

Do you want to know my motto when I’m bored?

Punch an orphan, who is he going to tell, his mom?

An Asian went to bed at 9:00, woke up at 6. People say he's still sleeping.

How do men like their women? Striped.

How does a priest like their children? Clean.

Why are most orphans strippers? They want to call someone mommy or daddy.

What is the difference between a stripper and candy? None. But they like it when you take the wrapper off.

Q: What do you call a virgin from Alabama?

A: An orphan.

Did you hear about the orphan who ran away from home?

Wait a minute! What am I talking about?

What do you call an Asian phone? Wing Wing.

Yeah, so why can't a blind woman drive?

Exactly, cuz she's a woman.

Alright, what do you call a blank piece of paper?

Women's rights.

Yo mama so fat that if she didn't eat for a day, there would be enough food to feed Africans for 500 years.

Today my biology teacher asked me what's commonly found in a cell......... And apparently "black people" isn't the right answer.

Bruh, the cops just arrested a black dude...

Well nvm, they shot him dead.

Why do white people own so many pets?

'Cause they can't own people anymore.

What's similar between a blind kid and an orphan?

They both can't see their parents.

What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?

Well, at least one gets picked.

Why do orphans like pedos? Because it's someone that loves them and they can call "daddy."

What is the difference between men and women?

Men have 2 heads, women have 4 lips because men do all the thinking, and women do all the talking.

What takes 10 parking spaces? Five women.

Why are life and a penis alike?

Women make both of them hard.

Q: What do you call a girl walking down a street?

A: Lost, she's supposed to be in the kitchen.

I hate double standards. Burn a body at a crematorium, you're "being a respectful friend." Do it at home and you're "destroying evidence."