Society

Society jokes

Why should you never give an orphan a phone?

Because they wouldn't be able to find the home button.

Why shouldn't orphans get a phone?

They would get stuck in an app because they can't find the home button.

Why did the white girl come back from Africa?

Because there was no water for her to drink. I'm black.

What is the difference between an orphan and cotton candy?

Answer: The cotton candy gets picked.

Why can’t orphans play baseball? 'Cause they can’t find home plate.

Guy: Do you know how to draw woman's rights?

Girl: No, how?

Guy: All you need is a blank paper and reality.

Guy: You won't eat a human, so why do you eat meat?

Other Guy: It is bold of you to think I won't eat a human.

Are you a playground? Because I want to put my kids in you.

Why don’t Mexicans have sex education and a driver’s education on the same day?

Because the donkey gets tired.

Why can’t Asian people make a white baby?

Because two wongs don’t make a white.

What do u call an Asian that was born at the wrong time?

Wrong тайминг.

What does a middle aged man live in?

A retarded kid he keeps in the van.