What do you call a blind German shepherd?
A Nazi.
Society Jokes
Q: What's the difference between a suicide vest and a feminist?
A: At least one does something when it is triggered.
What do you call a Mexican without a lawnmower?
Unemployed.
Why should you never give an orphan a phone?
Because they wouldn't be able to find the home button.
Why shouldn't orphans get a phone?
They would get stuck in an app because they can't find the home button.
Why is it okay to bully an orphan?
It’s not like they could tell their parents.
Why did the white girl come back from Africa?
Because there was no water for her to drink. I'm black.
What is the difference between an orphan and cotton candy?
Answer: The cotton candy gets picked.
Madeline McCann must have been homeless or something, she was sure eager for the free candy.
What's the difference between cotton and an orphan?
One gets picked.
Why can’t orphans play baseball? 'Cause they can’t find home plate.
Guy: Do you know how to draw woman's rights?
Girl: No, how?
Guy: All you need is a blank paper and reality.
Too many people.
Not enough VooDoo dolls.
Guy: You won't eat a human, so why do you eat meat?
Other Guy: It is bold of you to think I won't eat a human.
Are you a playground? Because I want to put my kids in you.
Hey, America. No towers? :(
Why don’t Mexicans have sex education and a driver’s education on the same day?
Because the donkey gets tired.
Why can’t Asian people make a white baby?
Because two wongs don’t make a white.
What’s the difference between cotton and an orphan?
One gets picked.
What do u call an Asian that was born at the wrong time?
Wrong тайминг.
