Society jokes
Bitches be like "you're racist." You're right, and I'm gonna win.
Why are Americans stupid? They shoot everyone that goes to school.
What do the Twin Towers and genders have in common?
They both used to be straight.
What’s the difference between a Black dad and a Pizza?
One can feed a family.
Do you know the best thing about killing a hooker?
Not only do you get your money back, but the second hour is free.
Millions of people are doing the exact same thing as you are right now.
Yo mama so fat, the cops arrested her because she had 240 pounds of crack on her.
God, people are so sensitive these days. You can't even say, "Paint the wall black," you have to say, "Jamal, could you paint the wall?"
A guy is talking to an Indian therapist.
He had a red dot, and the American thought it was from a sniper rifle and tackled him and said, "I thought the red dot on your head was from a sniper rifle!"
Q: What do you call a Chinese Billionaire?
A: Cha-ching!
What do you call intelligent people in America?
Tourists.
Yo mama's so ugly, she went into a strip club and got paid to keep her clothes on.
You are so intelligent that parents come running to beg you to be their child!
I have some black friends who hate it when I say the N-word around them, so I got a pet monkey.
What's your religion?
Does a midget count as an orphan?
Why can't orphans walk through doors?
Because they don't have a house to walk into.
What do you call a crippled terrorist?
An RC-XD.
What's the difference between you and a bench?
A bench can hold a family.
I saw two blind men fighting at the mall. I yelled, "He has a gun!" They both ran.