Society jokes
I saw two blind men fighting at the mall. I yelled, "He has a gun!" They both ran.
What's the difference between Jesus and a gay person?
One created the rainbow, the other one ruined it.
(Yes, I know God created the rainbow, not Jesus.)
What's the difference between Jesus and a gay person?
One created the rainbow, the other one ruined it.
People in 1 Ad: I bet we will have the best technology ever in 2023.
2023: GO BACK NOW! THERE'S 50 THOUSAND GENDERS, DUMB GEN Z, TIK TOK, WE NEED JESUS!
What's a brother and sister from Alabama's favorite sex position?
The cowgirl.
Joke: Genders are much like the twin towers. They used to be two, but now it's a sensitive subject.
Why can't orphans be home schooled?
Because they have no parent to home school them.
There are only 2 genders: if you have a dick, or a pussy.
If you're feeling mad, punch an autistic kid. What's he gonna do, blabber to the teacher?
What do you call an LGBTQ person getting grilled? LGBBQ.
Alcoholics don't run in my family, they drive.
My dad came out of my step-sister's room as I came out of my step-mum's room.
Why was the slave so happy? Because he got his master's degree.
What do you call an LGBTQ person getting grilled? LGBBQ.
What do Orphans say on Father's Day?
Well, not "Happy Father's Day."
One time, me and the bois got drunk and we were on the freeway...
...when the road was closed because a wild animal species named “The Cult” was on the loose.
What do you call a fat downie?
A couch potato.
What do you call a bunch of autistic kids in a box?
A toolbox.
One day I was at school, and this girl had the nerve. She told me to go to the back of the line. I was looking behind me, and she said, "What are you looking for?" I said, "To who [are] you talking to, boo boo?" Like, is you you my momma?
Two Indians talk over a long distance using smoke signals.
In the middle of the conversation, a nuclear bomb explodes behind one of them, and a huge cloud of smoke rises silently into the sky.
The other Indian signals with smoke: "Not so loud!"