What's the difference between Jesus and a gay person?
One created the rainbow, the other one ruined it.
(Yes, I know God created the rainbow, not Jesus.)
What's a brother and sister from Alabama's favorite sex position?
The cowgirl.
Why can't orphans be home schooled?
Because they have no parent to home school them.
There are only 2 genders: if you have a dick, or a pussy.
If you're feeling mad, punch an autistic kid. What's he gonna do, blabber to the teacher?
My dad came out of my step-sister's room as I came out of my step-mum's room.
Why was the slave so happy? Because he got his master's degree.
What do you call an LGBTQ person getting grilled? LGBBQ.
One time, me and the bois got drunk and we were on the freeway...
...when the road was closed because a wild animal species named “The Cult” was on the loose.
What do you call a fat downie?
A couch potato.
What do you call a bunch of autistic kids in a box?
A toolbox.
Two Indians talk over a long distance using smoke signals.
In the middle of the conversation, a nuclear bomb explodes behind one of them, and a huge cloud of smoke rises silently into the sky.
The other Indian signals with smoke: "Not so loud!"