Society

Society Jokes

My disabled friend rolled into a burning orphanage and saved lots of kids. When he came out, the kids tried to play with him because his wheels were on fire. They called him Hot Wheels.

Why don’t I shut myself all the time?

I can only fit so many pairs of kids in my mouth and stomach at the same time.

Mother: If your friend jumped off a bridge, would you follow?

Me: Leads a marching parade off the Golden Gate Bridge.

My homework was to watch as much porn as I can... and tell my teacher the details so he won't get in trouble for watching it during class.

The phrase “Muslim women live in one of the hottest countries in the world and they can’t even expose their legs” has two meanings.