Genders are like the Twin Towers.
There used to be 2 of them, but now it’s a sensitive subject.
Society Jokes
If you don't have big Nyash,
Lower your voice while talking to me, you Mau Mau warrior. 😂😂😂
You want to get her pregnant before marriage to know if she's fertile, so why not marry a single mother that already has proof?
Why can't orphans eat chips?
Because they come in family size.
My mom told me that Africans don't have food, so I shipped my fat-ass brother.
How can you tell an Asian guy is awake?
You can never tell.
Where do terrorists go for food? The Allah snack bar.
I know an orphan named Zara, and he has never had homemade food.
Why does an orphan go to a sewer?
So it can wash up.
Why did the orphan have an empty bowl?
Because they already ate their supper.
Orphans are monkeys.
My girlfriend just broke up with me because I held a door for another girl. She said I was cheating, but the girl I helped was in a wheelchair.
People should build orphanages next to graveyards so at least orphans can see their parents.
What's an orphan's least favorite store?
Home Depot.
Cool people: I can do anything.
Normal people: I can do nothing.
One day my dog died because we couldn't find him. Then we got a cat on the same day. Then my cat went missing, and when I was crying, we heard our Asian neighbor was having a party. Then we went over and I saw my dog and cat on the grill, and they ate them in front of me, saying "yum yum doggy in my tummy and cat in my tummy as well."
Why do orphans go to prison?
Because that's their only home.
I was walking past an orphan and I said, "Just go home."
I wrote an essay today about Africa, and I FAILED even though I wrote a perfect rendition of the Hunger Games storyline.
I love climbing over walls because my ancestry was Mexican.
