Guys, what do you call an un-aborted and parentless child?...
An orphan.
What's an orphan's least favorite show? Family Guy ;)
It’s not like they can watch it anyway: it’s PG.
Dark jokes are like home. A lot of people don't get it.
Why are emo jokes so infamous?
Because they cut deep.
Why did the orphan rob the bank?
To be wanted.
What is the only thing worse than being told you're adopted?
Still being in the orphanage at 13.
What do emo kids have in common with orphans?
They both depress'd on the inside.
My disabled friend rolled into a burning orphanage and saved lots of kids. When he came out, the kids tried to play with him because his wheels were on fire. They called him Hot Wheels.
Why don’t I shut myself all the time?
I can only fit so many pairs of kids in my mouth and stomach at the same time.
Mother: If your friend jumped off a bridge, would you follow?
Me: Leads a marching parade off the Golden Gate Bridge.
My homework was to watch as much porn as I can... and tell my teacher the details so he won't get in trouble for watching it during class.
Why are orphan weddings so entertaining?
They get to walk themselves down the aisle.
If you're gay, does that mean you're sexist?
The phrase “Muslim women live in one of the hottest countries in the world and they can’t even expose their legs” has two meanings.
What is a similarity between priests and doctors?
They both have fetishes for their professions.
Why can't orphans be gay?
They have nobody to call "daddy."
Why did the orphan cry to the teacher? Because they have no one else.
As a woman, why is your stomach bigger than your bums? 😒
Before you leave that marriage, remember that one innocent 🐐 goat was killed for your traditional marriage. 😔
Girls with natural hair act as if they have shares in Africa.
