Guys, what do you call an un-aborted and parentless child?...
An orphan.
Dark jokes are like home. A lot of people don't get it.
My disabled friend rolled into a burning orphanage and saved lots of kids. When he came out, the kids tried to play with him because his wheels were on fire. They called him Hot Wheels.
My homework was to watch as much porn as I can... and tell my teacher the details so he won't get in trouble for watching it during class.
If you're gay, does that mean you're sexist?
The phrase “Muslim women live in one of the hottest countries in the world and they can’t even expose their legs” has two meanings.
As a woman, why is your stomach bigger than your bums? 😒
Before you leave that marriage, remember that one innocent 🐐 goat was killed for your traditional marriage. 😔
Girls with natural hair act as if they have shares in Africa.