To anger a Libertarian lie to him, to anger a Democrat tell him the truth, to anger a Republican sodomize him.
Society Jokes
Me going to jail after telling the orphan he can't learn about ancient Egypt because he don't know what a mummy is.
What’s the difference between an orphan and a baseball field? The baseball field has a home to run back to.
What's the difference between a newborn baby and an orphan after a rugby match?
They both come out bloody and crying, but at least one gets picked up.
What does a sex offender that is a lesbian have in common with a sex offender that is a feminist?
They only performed cunnilingus on girls under 18 years old.
Why should a feminist never join the United Auto Workers, UAW?
Because the only thing that a feminist would do in the United Auto Workers, UAW is lick pussy all day in the woman's restroom.
Why are orphans bad at poker?
They don’t know what a full house is.
When the feminists find out that it's humanity, not huwomanity.
There's no Asian kids in my class, but it just happens to be the rice store and the pet store just ran out of stock...
How many emos does it take to fix a lightbulb?
None, because they just cry in the darkness.
What do you call a child with no family?
Names.
Hey, guys! Just a quick reminder to spread kindness today and treat others how you want to be treated!
Rate your day on a scale of 1-10 in the comments below. Mine was about a 7. Also, can you guys please comment [on] what you guys want me to cover in these little messages? Sometimes it's hard to tell if you guys like that I'm doing this kind of stuff or not.
What's one similarity between the twin towers and gender?
There used to be 2, and now it's a sensitive subject.
1 like = 1 Ukrainian child sent to Russia.
Q. What is an orphan's favorite game?
A. Hide and seek.
I saw a fat woman at the bus stop today, so I asked her, "When's it due?"
She replied, "I'm not fucking pregnant, you rude prick!"
I said, "I meant the bus, you fat cunt!"
Why are Americans so bad at Clash Royale? Because they already lost two towers.
I’ll make a joke about homeless people, but they just don’t work.
Blind people driving on the highway would be the world's biggest, and shortest game of bumper cars!
If a girl jumps off a cliff, some people call it suicide and some call it girl power, but I call it BULLSHIT.
