How can you tell if a man is straight? You don't have to, he will tell you.
Q: How do you fit 4 gay men on a bar stool?
A: Flip the chair upside down.
Why can't orphans go on field trips? Parents' signature: _______
What is the only place fat people live?
Obi-city.
Jack and Jill wanted some pills.
So they went to the dealer; he saw they were kids and said, "Fuck this shit," then Jack rocked his ass and took all the good shit except birth control pills.
I pushed a disabled kid over, and he came crawling back to me.
How is the world like a box of crayons?
Nobody likes the white ones.
And a side note, it's multi colored.
What happens if a redneck is bisexual? Do they go for their brother or sister?
Why are orphans so skinny?
They never learned how to home cook.
If you're ever bored, punch an orphan. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
I put this joke so the amount of jokes will be 69. Also, I have 50 kids in my basement. I fed "Twinkies" last night.
Kylin fucks his sister.
Are you a building because I rate you a 9/11?
Why were the Twin Towers mad when they ordered pizza?
One arrived plain, one came in late, one went to the wrong address, and the other one never came.
I feel sad because I went to an old man in a wheelchair while he was sitting next to a fire, and I screamed, "Hot Wheels!" 🤣
I saw a kid crying in the corner. I asked them where their parents are. Man, I love working at an orphanage!
Why are people suspicious when a priest yells "Attention Kmart shoppers"?
Boy's pants are half off.
What’s an orphan's high school nickname?
Lone stone.
What’s the difference between Pikachu and an orphan?
Pikachu, I choose you!
I don't think I could ever become a beggar. I really don't like change.
You know, people always tell you to stand up for yourself. Why didn't anyone tell the World Trade Center that? 🤔
