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What's the difference between a newborn baby and an orphan after a rugby match?

They both come out bloody and crying, but at least one gets picked up.

What does a sex offender that is a lesbian have in common with a sex offender that is a feminist?

They only performed cunnilingus on girls under 18 years old.

Why should a feminist never join the United Auto Workers, UAW?

Because the only thing that a feminist would do in the United Auto Workers, UAW is lick pussy all day in the woman's restroom.

When the feminists find out that it's humanity, not huwomanity.

There's no Asian kids in my class, but it just happens to be the rice store and the pet store just ran out of stock...

How many emos does it take to fix a lightbulb?

None, because they just cry in the darkness.

Hey, guys! Just a quick reminder to spread kindness today and treat others how you want to be treated!

Rate your day on a scale of 1-10 in the comments below. Mine was about a 7. Also, can you guys please comment [on] what you guys want me to cover in these little messages? Sometimes it's hard to tell if you guys like that I'm doing this kind of stuff or not.

What's one similarity between the twin towers and gender?

There used to be 2, and now it's a sensitive subject.

I saw a fat woman at the bus stop today, so I asked her, "When's it due?"

She replied, "I'm not fucking pregnant, you rude prick!"

I said, "I meant the bus, you fat cunt!"

Blind people driving on the highway would be the world's biggest, and shortest game of bumper cars!

If a girl jumps off a cliff, some people call it suicide and some call it girl power, but I call it BULLSHIT.

Genders are like the Twin Towers.

There used to be 2 of them, but now it’s a sensitive subject.

If you don't have big Nyash,

Lower your voice while talking to me, you Mau Mau warrior. 😂😂😂

You want to get her pregnant before marriage to know if she's fertile, so why not marry a single mother that already has proof?