Why are all women's feet small? So they can stand closer to the stove.
Imagine if you were an Arabic person shopping at Walmart with your son.
Now imagine he got lost and you had to start calling out his name.
...Now imagine his name is "Allahu Akbar."
How do Chinese people name their children?
They drop a tin can down a flight of stairs and call them the sound that's made.
What’s red and cries?
A skinned baby in a bag of salt.
Why do you make fun of disabled people?
They can't stand up for themselves.
How many Africans does it take to change a light?
A water bottle.
Men, get into the kitchen and make me a sandwich!
Women, go chop some lumber!
White people, get back into the cotton fields!
This isn't a joke.
There was a homeless family in need of a room, but the guy said no more rooms because they were homeless. So, they got into a barn, and the mother gave birth to a young healthy boy. Before you say anything bad to a homeless man, that little boy was born on December 25th. Guess who it is.
JESUS CHRIST!!!!!! STOP HURTING THE HOMELESS PEOPLE AND START HELPING THEM!!!!!!!!
The other day, I donated my car keys, $1,000, and a passport to a homeless man.
You could feel the happiness come from me after he holstered his suppressed shotgun.
Have you ever tried Ethiopian food?
Neither have they...
What did everyone say about the crazy unemployed homeless man?
He made no cents.
Why did the shark fisherman stop at the abortion clinic?
Because dead babies make the best cum.
Why did the cow steal an AK-47?
He was a mooslim.
These nine kids were being bullied by these 10 guys in an alley. So, I thought I would help.
It was 9/11 all over again.
When you can’t have Chinese food because you don’t have any pets,
just eat African food, you have plenty of neighbors!
What's worse than 10 babies nailed to one tree?
One baby nailed to 10 trees.
You might be innocent, but if you carry a large sum of cash in public, the cops won’t believe that.
A man was hitting a woman with his d*ck. Someone ran up to the man and said, "That's domestic violence!" The man replied with, "No, it's not domestic violence, it's dumbass-d*ck violence!"
What's fast and almost got away?
A Mexican jumping the border.
What happens when you bring a paedophile to a baby's birthday party?
You will have even more birthday parties to go to.
