Society jokes
Once a naked woman robs a bank, but sadly, no one can remember her face...
He: I am 60 and I have to slog 12 hours a day to make a living. Do you call it life?
She: I am 28 and still a virgin, do you call it life?
Why doesn't the orphan date the girl?
Because she is a home-y.
What's the difference between my girlfriend and my sister?
There is no difference.
What do a blonde and a doorknob have in common?
Everyone gets a turn ;)
What do the initials NOW stand for?
(A.) National Organization For Women
(B.) National Organization of Whores
(C.) All the above
Answer:
Since the initials NOW can stand for anything, the correct answer is all the above.
There was a family, the father's name was Mad, the mother is Brain, the brother's name is Nobody and the sister's name is Everybody.
One day, Nobody killed Everybody, and the father ran to the police's office and screamed, "NOBODY KILLED EVERYBODY!!!!!"
"Sir, are you okay?" The police asked.
"I said, NOBODY KILLED EVERYBODYYYYY!!!!!" The father yelled even louder.
"Are you mad?" The police asked.
"Yes, because my name is Mad!" The father exclaimed.
"Where's your brain?" Asked the police.
"At home because my wife name is Brain," the father said. The police fell down due to the confusion.
You ever hear of a reverse exorcism?
It's where the devil tells the priest to get out of the child.
We are always joking around about being adopted, when really we are still living in the orphanage.
What do cannibals think when they see a pregnant woman?
"Kinder Egg surprise."
When you're angry, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
What do you call sex in the World Trade Center?
An inside job.
How does an Alabama mother know when her daughter is on her period?
She can taste the blood off her son’s cock!
Why can’t an orphan play baseball?
They don’t know where home is.
Why don't cannibals eat clowns?
They taste funny.
Rape jokes aren’t funny!!! And definitely not something to joke about, what’s wrong with ppl, like seriously what a world we live in. This is sick!
Why do they call priests "father?" Because it's too suspicious to call him "daddy!"
An orphan can never get a call home from school because they don’t have a home to call.
Why is it that when women decide to kill an unborn baby, it's a "CHOICE," but when I decide to drive my F-150 into a playground full of kids, it's called "MURDER"!
What do you call chill legumes?
Hippeas.