I was playing baseball with orphans, but when they hit a homerun, they had nowhere to go.
Society Jokes
Why are Democrats represented by the donkey? Because some Democrats can be such an ass!
Me: I’m gonna smite the life out of you!!!
Orphan: What! No! Please no!
Me: What you gonna do? Run home and tell your parents? Wait, I forgot, you don’t have a home or parents!!!!
What is a Mexican's only obstacle?
Border patrol.
What do you call a bunch of wheelchairs on top of one another?
A vegetable rack.
Why do orphans go to church?
So at least they will have someone to call father.
What do you call a dwarf with borderline autism? Jimothy.
Why did Helen Keller's dog commit suicide?
Well, I wouldn't want to be named "asdjasdjasdak" either.
If you're ever bored, just slap an orphan. What are they going to do, tell their parents?
Why are orphans prostitutes?
So they can call someone "daddy."
Homeless person says to a rich person, "I'm homeless."
Rich person: "Then buy a house!"
Isn't it sad that orphans are only allowed self raising flour? Orphan-👁👄👁
Damn, y'all hit it hard with orphan jokes.
An Autistic chef made hamburgers out of donkey meat.
He called them: "Asperger's."
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home is.
Women are gay.
"Wheelchair" - HAHA!
Why can't Chinese do anything? The government won't let them.
What's an Asian orphan's surname? No Pham.
Who are the fastest readers of mankind?
The victims of 9/11, they went through dozens of stories in a couple of seconds.
What's a cannibal's favorite place?
A day care.
