Society jokes
Why can an orphan go to a store to buy something and what can come back home?
Because they don't have a home.
Somebody told me to go to hell, so I walked up to Donald Trump.
Why can’t an orphan hit a home run? Because he doesn’t have a home.
What is Green and Red and goes round and round?
A frog in a blender.
(this next one is pretty bad, and I don't mean it, so don't get offended)
What's the difference between a Mexican and a park bench?
One can support an average family.
Did you hear about the guy that went to a nudist colony? The first day was his hardest.
Sadly, blind jokes are cruel. A kid at my school was punched the other day for being blind.
Sadly, he didn't see it coming.
A drunk walks into a bar and sees a beautiful woman at the other end of the bar and says, "Bartender, I want to buy that douchebag a drink."
The bartender says, "You can't talk like that! This is a respectable establishment, I'm going to throw you out!"
The drunk says, "Okay, I'm sorry. I'd like to buy the lady a drink."
The bartender goes to where the woman is sitting and says, "The, ah, gentleman at the end of the bar would like to buy you a drink, what will it be?"
She says, "Vinegar and water."
Why can't orphans play cricket? Because they can't find home.
If you're ever bored, hit an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Why isn't the athlete in the full bus? Because she is trying to fit in.
Well, I'm off to the orphanage to tell yo mama jokes.
What is the difference between human rights and the rights of a human being in?
There is a twist with being an orphan: every bag of chips is family sized.
What does an orphan call a family photo?
A selfie.
Guess what? If your mom ever wants to have sex with you, tell her to make another.
Why do Indians gamble so much? They are hoping to one day reclaim their land.
How do Asians name their babies?
They throw pots and pans around.
"Ching, Chang, Clang!"
What do you call an Asian that steals cars? Tommy toke a motor.
What is the difference between the human rights act and the rights of the earth?
Human and the earth earth is a good earth 🌎 was that what time do for dinner 🍽 night night love 💗 night night fun day and dinner 🍴 night night fun day home 🏡 night is it a great 👍 home 🏡 was the day I love 💕
What is the difference between the human rights?