Society jokes
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple gets picked.
You're walking alone on a street when a person slaps you with a silk glove and runs away. As you watch them run, 2 cops are chasing them.
Why does an orphan play GTA to be wanted? 😂ðŸ˜
Why did the orphan go outside the school?
Answer: Because it was take your parents to school day.
Q. What is the most endangered creature in India?
A. The baby girl.
A man walks into a bar... and he never walks out.
Why don't orphans play football?
They can't find home.
Why do orphans like going to church?
Because they actually get to say "father" for once.
Yo mama's so fat that she used a telephone pole as a tampon.
You know what you could use? An orphan as a punching bag.
What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
"Welcome to Mama Mia's pizzeria and abortion clinic, where last week's loss is this week's sauce."
I saw a kid crying and I asked him, "Where are his parents?"
God, I love working at orphanages!
Welcome to Dave's orphanage. You make 'em, we take 'em!
Why can’t orphans win trophies?
Because they can’t take them home.
Why can’t orphans win trophies?
Because they can’t take them home.
Me: When I saw an orphan on the street in rags.
Also me: Are you okay?
Orphan: Yeah, what gave it away?
Me: Because you have no family.
What's the difference between an orphan and a dog?
A dog gets adopted.
Why did the orphan say, "Help?" He needed his brother.
Boy: "Mister, can I get candy?"
Mister: No, you shit head.
Boy: Why? :(
Mister: Because I'm not your dad.
Me: 911, I just killed someone.
Cops: Cool, we will not come.
Me: Why?
Cops: Don't admit a crime.
Phones: *Bang Bang*
Me: Well, that was 2 crimes done.