Society jokes
Where do gorillas get all the "pussy" from? The strip club, which is called "Poker Kong Night."
Why are priests called father? Because it's not appropriate to call them daddy. Also because it is embarrassing.
What do you call a group of black people?
A hoodie.
Two kids were beating up a kid in an alley, so I stepped in to help. He didn’t stand a chance against the three of us.
I'm in school lol.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t find their home.😁😁
You: Find a time clock that can change time.
Your friend the next day: Hey, can I borrow yo' house?
You: No, I'm trying to figure out what to do with my TIME!
Also you: Changes the time back to 1267 so you don't have to have that friend again.
Dad: Come on, David, go dress up like a girl.
David: Isn't that illegal?
Dad: Nah, it isn't illegal if you keep the buttons in.
David: I hate my life.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple gets picked.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
Why do depressed people want to kill themselves?
To be loved on the news show for 10 minutes.
What's the difference between a Lambo and 200 children in my basement? One screams; the children don't.
123 bipity bopity 321. Women are property.
An orphan goes up to someone. The guy says, "Where are your parents?"
The orphan says, "Why do you think I'm wearing ripped pyjamas?"
A woman walked up to me and asked me for a joke. I stood there with a straight face knowing women can't be funny.
If you take your dog for a walk and you BOTH use the fire hydrant down at the corner...you might be a Redneck!
When the teacher dismissed the class to go home,
The orphan asked, "Where do I go?"
The teacher replied, "Home."
The orphan said, "Catch me on the streets then!"
Yo mama so stupid, she thought fruit punch was a gay boxer!
Your mom wants to tell you that you're adopted, but you were an orphan.
What do orphans call a selfie?
A family photo.
Why can't orphans play Monopoly?
Because they can't put a house.