Society jokes
Why can't orphans have sex?
Because they have no one to call "daddy."
Why can't an orphan be a bully? Because they don't have parents.
Why can orphans go to Thacker Jewelry?
They love to see the whole family.
So, an orphan walked into a store. He gets lost and the store clerk asked, "Do you need help finding your parent?" and the orphan ran out crying.
Eat frozen orphans, it's ğøöđ.
Fuck y'all, orphan lives matter!
What do you call an Indian man stuck in a tree?
A leaf.
Why can't orphans have sex?
Because they have no one to call "daddy."
What's the difference between a high street betting firm and a prostitute?
You can get on with a prostitute!
What do you call a man who likes rape jokes?
A fucking disgusting scumbag with no intelligence whatsoever. If you actually joke about this, you are the reason humanity has faded.
Why aren’t Indian Pakistanis allowed in the World Cup of baseball?
Every time they hit a corner, they open a shop.
"Just because I don't like Lewis Hamilton, doesn't make me racist."
I found a child on the street homeless, and they were really nice, so I took them home. Then I said, "Who's better, Biden or Trump?" They said they support Trump. They are now dead in my basement and have been for 3 years.
I was having a party in my basement, and my friend asked me what that bag covered in blood was for. I said, "Oh, that's the bag I catch the children with to torture them in this basement."
When you go to the priest's basement, you will always find the pope's body and his children in the corner of the room.
Yesterday I had a party.
I got questioned about five dead kids locked up in a box.
I did that when I was 13. Damn, I forgot about them!
What do you call a fat woman that prays?
A holy cow.
Why can’t orphans have sex? Because they have no one to call DADDY! 😩
Why do orphans prefer the monarchy?
Because they could feel the warm[th] of the royal family.
My friend walked down the street and peed on a car.