What's the name of a cannibal's favorite all-you-can-eat buffet? Planned Parenthood!
Society Jokes
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
Mom: They say our kid neighbor has blue blood.
Son: Really?
Also 2 hours later:
Son: Mom, the kid doesn't have blue blood.
Mom: Son, I-
"Why is it that orphans only play tennis?""That's the only love they can get..."
My wife and I have reached the decision that we do not want children.
If anyone does, please comment your contact details and we can drop them off tomorrow.
I eat kids.
We were so poor that every time I passed by a butcher shop, I thought there had been a horrible accident.
Do you know where priests go at night?
To all night sale at Boys R Us.
I decided to make a charity bungee jump for the local disabled. It's called "Spastics on Elastics."
There are 4 people on a plane while it's crashing and there are only 3 parachutes. There's Opera, Obama, a little girl, and Trump. Opera grabs a parachute and says, "I'm famous, I get one!" And Trump grabs one and says, "Well, I'm president, of course I get one!" Obama looks at the little girl and says, "Since you're the future of our generation, take the last one." The little girl hugs Obama and says, "Actually, we can both have one. Trump took my backpack!"
What’s a cannibal's favorite takeaway shop?
The orphanage.
I'm just happy no idiots are calling these people fat-phobic.
How does a paedophile know if he's good at sex?
It'll forever be a mystery because the victims [are] too young to scream his name.
One day my girlfriend and I were just hanging out and she needed to tell our dad that we were going out.
I never feel offended if my friends don't wish me a happy birthday.
Because that's what I want.
There was a cowboy riding in a desert when he saw a little girl up ahead. He heard her crying, so he went up to her and climbed down from his horse and asked her: "Hey, what's going on? Why do you cry? Where are your parents? What happened?"
The girl said in a crying, sad voice, "The Indians came, killed my father and my mother, and raped my sister."
The cowboy just laughed, unlocked his belt, and pulled his trousers down and said, "Guess it isn't your day, is it?"
If you ever get mad, just punch an orphan. What are they supposed to do? Tell their parents?
The village people said that they need their idiot back; you better get going!
What do you call a pissed off midget?
A micro-aggression.
Why was the orphan walking through the neighborhood? I don't know, either. It's not like he has a home to go to.
