What's similar between a pregnant 14 y/o girl and the foetus inside of her?
They both are thinking "My mom's gonna kill me!"
What do you call a Mexican in the zombie apocalypse?
Answer: "Sweet and spicy chicken."
Communism jokes aren't funny unless everyone gets it.
What do you say to a woman who is completely beaten up on her face, full of bruises, and has a broken jaw?
"Will you listen now?!??"
Solve this equation: a gay boy + a whole lot of drugs = A hyped up f'ing machine.
Flippity floppity, women are property.
Why do people always talk about 9/11, but seriously, just let it sit there, like the rubble it is.
What's the difference between a feminist and a pig?
There isn't one; they are both the same thing.
What did the kid with Down syndrome say to his friend?
Nothing, he had no friends.
Which one of Lord Arthur's knights invented the round table?
Sir Cumference.
Following your dreams is good... especially since you won’t have to worry about them putting any restraining orders against you.
How many genders are there?
One, women are property.
Wanna know something funny?
- Women's rights.
No such thing as peados.... it’s all nonce-sense!
Yeah, I’m LGBTQ.
LETS GO BULLY THE QUEERS!
What's the worst part about hearing a special needs kid getting hit by a car?
Having to listen to the wheelchair scraping for a mile and a half.
My life, your life, and your sister is a slut.
Me: Have you ever tried African food?
You: No.
Me: They haven't either.
What's the difference between a boy and gold?
More people want gold.
What's the difference between Mark Zuckerberg and a lizard?
There is no difference.
