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Society Jokes
Orphans can get away with anything really bad at school, because they can't be sent home for it.
1) Did you hear the one about the school shooting? Actually, I better not... You wouldn't understand, it's aimed more towards a younger audience.
2) 6 was scared cuz 7 8 9, so why was 10 scared? Because it was in between 9/11.
3) 10 dead babies.
Did you hear about the racist sprinkler?
It kept going: "Spick spick spick Chink chink chink!"
Orphans and punching bags are almost the same.
They both get hit, but a punching bag is still wanted.
How many gangsters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
35! Do you have a problem with that?
Jack and Jill went up a hill, each with a buck and a quarter.
Jill came down, and she had two-fifty! Oh, what a whore! (Andrew Dice Clay joke.)
Cool, new word of the day: Marijuana.
“Does Marry wanna smoke a joint?”
SHUT UP EVERYBODY!
What’s the difference between an orphan and a baseball field?
One has a home.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't find their way home.
"What do you do with your free time?"
"I stalk."
"Really? I enjoy walks in the park, going to the movies, and hanging out with friends."
"I know."
"What did the orphan say to the other orphan? \"You have a dad? Say he can have me, I will (let) you, so he can adopt me.\""
When the school shooter enters the classroom and it's the quiet kid's dad.
Why is there a middle school?
Because the kids that go there are middle class families.
What is one word orphans can't spell?
Family.
Hello, welcome to Joe’s Pizzeria and Abortion Clinic, where yesterday’s loss is today’s sauce! How may I help you today?
White people can't say the N-word, but at least they can say, "Thanks for the warning, officer," and "Hi, Dad."
Imagine everyone being hoes.
I saw an orphan fall in the street crying, so I ran up to him and said, "Are you okay? Where are your parents?"
