Society jokes
What do you call a fat chick with a rape whistle?
Optimistic.
Rapboat steals more rhymes than black people steal cars.
Person: Did you hear about the black chick on the front of the bus?
Friend: No?
Person: Exactly.
What do you white people use as pronouns?
Crack/her.
Guys, I know how to stop racism. Delete the word "racism." People can't be something that doesn't exist.
What do you call a person who keeps making jokes about rappers?
An annoying prick whose black dad left him as a kid.
I lost my virginity to a girl with Down syndrome.
I want my first time to be special.
What's one thing your dad shares with black men? Your sister.
What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown costume.
Girls: π *Period* βοΈπ
Men: πΏ *Growth* πΏπΏπΏ
What is the most common crime in Asia?
Identity fraud.
Why do disabled people not like comedians?
Because they do stand up.
What do blind kids and orphans have in common?
They can't see their parents.
Dude, what if 9/11 happened because they wanted slavery back?
What's the difference between a Palestinian and a redneck?
At least the redneck was drunk when he married his cousin.
Whatβs one thing Obama proved during his presidency?
No matter how far a brotha gets in life, heβs still going to have the cops on his back.
What has 4 hairy legs and fucks my sister?
Me & my dad!
A child, molester, and priest walk into a bar.
He orders a drink.
What's the most embarrassing thing about locking your keys in the car outside a pregnancy care center?
Having to go inside and ask for a coat hanger.
What's the difference between child abuse and abandonment?
The abused ones are forced to listen while being abused, while abandoned kids cry because they don't have parents anymore.