What's your religion?
Does a midget count as an orphan?
Why can't orphans walk through doors?
Because they don't have a house to walk into.
What's the difference between you and a bench?
A bench can hold a family.
I saw two blind men fighting at the mall. I yelled, "He has a gun!" They both ran.
What's the difference between Jesus and a gay person?
One created the rainbow, the other one ruined it.
People in 1 Ad: I bet we will have the best technology ever in 2023.
2023: GO BACK NOW! THERE'S 50 THOUSAND GENDERS, DUMB GEN Z, TIK TOK, WE NEED JESUS!
What's a brother and sister from Alabama's favorite sex position?
The cowgirl.
There are only 2 genders: if you have a dick, or a pussy.
If you're feeling mad, punch an autistic kid. What's he gonna do, blabber to the teacher?
What do you call an LGBTQ person getting grilled? LGBBQ.
Alcoholics don't run in my family, they drive.
Why was the slave so happy? Because he got his master's degree.
What do you call a fat downie?
A couch potato.
One day I was at school, and this girl had the nerve. She told me to go to the back of the line. I was looking behind me, and she said, "What are you looking for?" I said, "To who [are] you talking to, boo boo?" Like, is you you my momma?
Two Indians talk over a long distance using smoke signals.
In the middle of the conversation, a nuclear bomb explodes behind one of them, and a huge cloud of smoke rises silently into the sky.
The other Indian signals with smoke: "Not so loud!"
Why can't you tell an Indian a secret? Because the red dot means they're recording!
Ching chong kading dong.
(My best words ever used).
Why don't Indians like snow?
Because it's white all over their land.
I was walking with my black best friend, and he was meeting my parents, and after I got there, they said, "Who's this?" I said, "Well, I own him."
