Bippity Boppity,
Women are property.
What is similar about the feelings of a girl's birth daddy and her new pimp daddy?
They both worry about how she will turn out!
Why did the child cross the road?
To get to the church.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
The Priest... Let's go to my office, because I'm totally not a pedophile.
Communist jokes suck... unless everyone gets them.
What's the difference between a prostitute and a trash bag?
There's a limit to how much trash goes in the trash bag.
What did the pedophile say to the kids?
"FUCK!"
Why are all women's feet small? So they can stand closer to the stove.
Imagine if you were an Arabic person shopping at Walmart with your son.
Now imagine he got lost and you had to start calling out his name.
...Now imagine his name is "Allahu Akbar."
What’s red and cries?
A skinned baby in a bag of salt.
Why do you make fun of disabled people?
They can't stand up for themselves.
Men, get into the kitchen and make me a sandwich!
Women, go chop some lumber!
White people, get back into the cotton fields!
This isn't a joke.
There was a homeless family in need of a room, but the guy said no more rooms because they were homeless. So, they got into a barn, and the mother gave birth to a young healthy boy. Before you say anything bad to a homeless man, that little boy was born on December 25th. Guess who it is.
JESUS CHRIST!!!!!! STOP HURTING THE HOMELESS PEOPLE AND START HELPING THEM!!!!!!!!
The other day, I donated my car keys, $1,000, and a passport to a homeless man.
You could feel the happiness come from me after he holstered his suppressed shotgun.
What did everyone say about the crazy unemployed homeless man?
He made no cents.
These nine kids were being bullied by these 10 guys in an alley. So, I thought I would help.
It was 9/11 all over again.
When Chinese babies are born, they should put "MADE FROM CHINA."
Me: Hey Jim!
Jim: I'm now a cannibal.
Me: WAIT, JIM! N-
God sent gays to fix overpopulation. Until they ended same-sex marriage.
When you kill people in a war, it's perfectly fine, but when it's a school, everyone has a problem with it, wth.
Science flies you to the moon.
Religion flies you into towers.
