Society jokes
What's a name orphans hate to be called?
"Homie."
What's the difference between me and the rest of America?
I love one and hate the other.
What do you call a Chinese man with one leg? Tie one shoe.
What do you call an orphan in a wheelchair running into fire?
Hot wheels.
What do you call an orphan who grows up to become a priest?
Father Les.
One day, I was walking through a park when I realized it was crowded.
To this day, I still don't know who let the children out of my basement.
Me walking away after committing murder in a school with my trusty “friend”.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t find home base.
What day is Labor Day?
It's the day mommies have their babies.
I was in the bedroom slapping your girl harder than Will at the Oscars.
Why do orphans die so much?
'Cause MJ said "she got COVID-19."
What's a Mexican's favorite sport?
Cross country.
Why can't orphans have sex?
Because they have nobody to call "daddy."
I saw a little boy sitting on a curb wearing rags.
I said: "Aww, are you an orphan?"
And he responded with "Yeah. What gave me away?"
And I said: "Your parents."
It was a blast to visit the Twin Towers on 9/11 at exactly 8:46 a.m. It was the bomb... like, literally!
An Asian walked up to another Asian that was crying.
He asked, "Is somting wong?"
The other guy says, "I was i a noh paking zon."
Dear Orphans,
I have a better orphanage for you. It's my basement :)
How do people grade pedophiles?
1st grade to 8th grade.
(I know it's orphan jokes but still)
A kid went to visit his bully, and he says, "How's your face?" The kid says, "How's your parents?" and proceeds to walk out of the orphanage.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple always gets picked.