Teacher: What is your least favorite holiday?
Orphan: National Forgive Your Mom And Dad Day.
Teacher: Why is that your least favorite?
Orphan: Because I don't have any parents to forgive.
Teacher: *tries to hold back* HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Society Jokes
Most controversial types of matter:
1. Dark matter 2. Anti-matter 3. Black Lives Matter.
I walked into an orphanage and asked a kid why they were crying.
They said: "Because I lost my parents."
I said: "Let's find them."
They cried harder, so I walked out of the orphanage.
What's a name orphans hate to be called?
"Homie."
What's the difference between me and the rest of America?
I love one and hate the other.
What do you call a Chinese man with one leg? Tie one shoe.
What do you call an orphan in a wheelchair running into fire?
Hot wheels.
What do you call an orphan who grows up to become a priest?
Father Les.
One day, I was walking through a park when I realized it was crowded.
To this day, I still don't know who let the children out of my basement.
Me walking away after committing murder in a school with my trusty “friend”.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t find home base.
What day is Labor Day?
It's the day mommies have their babies.
I was in the bedroom slapping your girl harder than Will at the Oscars.
Why do orphans die so much?
'Cause MJ said "she got COVID-19."
What's a Mexican's favorite sport?
Cross country.
Why can't orphans have sex?
Because they have nobody to call "daddy."
I saw a little boy sitting on a curb wearing rags.
I said: "Aww, are you an orphan?"
And he responded with "Yeah. What gave me away?"
And I said: "Your parents."
It was a blast to visit the Twin Towers on 9/11 at exactly 8:46 a.m. It was the bomb... like, literally!
An Asian walked up to another Asian that was crying.
He asked, "Is somting wong?"
The other guy says, "I was i a noh paking zon."
Dear Orphans,
I have a better orphanage for you. It's my basement :)
