Society

Society jokes

Stranger: Tries to kidnap a kid.

Kid: Runs home.

A few minutes later, the kid was in the back of the van...

If you know, you know.

I never understood school shooting jokes.

I guess they were aimed at younger audiences.

What’s the difference between an apple and an orphan?

Only one of them gets picked...

Normal people: I'm my own nationality.

Michael Jackson: Click here to change nationality.

Teacher: What is your least favorite holiday?

Orphan: National Forgive Your Mom And Dad Day.

Teacher: Why is that your least favorite?

Orphan: Because I don't have any parents to forgive.

Teacher: *tries to hold back* HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Most controversial types of matter:

1. Dark matter 2. Anti-matter 3. Black Lives Matter.

I walked into an orphanage and asked a kid why they were crying.

They said: "Because I lost my parents."

I said: "Let's find them."

They cried harder, so I walked out of the orphanage.