Society jokes
You’re so fat; if you go outside now, you’d be arrested for breaking social distancing guidelines.
What's the main similarity between an elementary school math class and the USA?
The class divides.
What does a stray cat/dog have in common?
Both of them don't have a home!
Stranger: Tries to kidnap a kid.
Kid: Runs home.
A few minutes later, the kid was in the back of the van...
If you know, you know.
Why is an orphan and a dog friends?
What do you call someone with no legs?
Disabled.
When men watch football but not the women's version maybe there.
What do Mexicans call a wall? A ladder.
These girls were bullying a kid. I asked if they were raping him. They stopped.
I never understood school shooting jokes.
I guess they were aimed at younger audiences.
What’s the difference between an apple and an orphan?
Only one of them gets picked...
Q. What's the best part about 28 year olds?
A. There's 20 of them!
I give bubblegum to the homeless so they can chew it and still be hungry.
Normal people: I'm my own nationality.
Michael Jackson: Click here to change nationality.
An orphan girl's boyfriend broke up with her, what was his reason?
"If her parents didn't want her, why should I?"
If you don't like racist people, isn't that discrimination?
I made Google Earth for orphan kids.
Sadly, it does not show where home is.
I make phones for orphans. Sadly, it has no home button.
Why did an orphan say, "I'm wanted?" Because they wanted to feel a lie in their life.
Teacher: What is your least favorite holiday?
Orphan: National Forgive Your Mom And Dad Day.
Teacher: Why is that your least favorite?
Orphan: Because I don't have any parents to forgive.
Teacher: *tries to hold back* HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!