Society jokes
How many skinheads does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
10; 1 to do it and 9 to back him up.
Nuns be like: Can I spread the word, but check for you?
America is filled with MAYO MONKEYS (you could make a mayo sandwich!).
I gotta do terrorist :)
BLM be like black lives matter everyone in this chat :). BLM= Bang Local MLFS.
I burned an orphan's hand and then they said, "You will pay for this."
Me: "What are you going to do? Tell your parents?"
I did just see a blind person trying to f*ck a dog.
Why couldn't an orphan play baseball?
He couldn't find home plate.
Me running from the principal because I put ten woman's rights books in the fictional section!
Jesus has a twisted humor.
kittens cute cuddly and loveable oh yeah, I almost forgot, add razors that stick out [of] their feet.
Why can't orphans ever be criminals?
He is not wanted.
Why can't orphans play sports?
They don't know what a home team is.
Why can't orphans go to a friend's house?
Because they can't make themselves at home.
Why can't orphans play football?
Because they can't be on the home team.
If you're ever bored, rape an orphan. What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
My dad killed himself because he was Hitler.
What's the difference between an orphan and a criminal?
The criminal is wanted.
This stuff is messed up, you people.
I need to fuck an emo girl... those bitches are limited edition!
Johnny is walking along, and a priest is coming the other way. Johnny says, "Hey, mister, why are you wearing your collar backwards?"
The priest says, "Because I'm a father."
Johnny says, "Yeah? Well, my old man's got three kids, and he don't wear his collar backwards."
The priest says, "You don't understand, son. I have thousands of children."
Johnny says, "You should wear your fuckin' trousers backwards."