Society

Society jokes

What’s the difference between the twin towers and your parents?

Nothing, they are both just memories.

An Asian man walks into a bar in Australia. The bartender says to him “why are you here? Get back in that wing wong country.”

The Asian man says “I’m here traveling and now I’m gonna attack you with my 40 gallons of fried rice I’ve had in my pocket since wa dinowar wages. #wingwong”

Why are orphans running around the world after the baseball coach said, "Go home"?

Because he didn’t know what the hell to do.

When is the best time to punch a midget in the face?

When he’s standing next to your girlfriend and says your hair smells nice.

Why don't a gun and an orphan have anything in common? The gun is actually useful.