Society jokes
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple always gets picked.
If you're white and you're racist to someone, don't do anything.
What do you call a photo of an orphan?
A family photo.
I smacked an orphan.
What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
Bored? Beat up an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
What song do orphans hate?
"We Are Family."
100% of blind people in Africa can't see. Together, we can stop this.
What’s the difference between the twin towers and your parents?
Nothing, they are both just memories.
Why was the orphan confused at the baseball game?
They kept yelling, "Go home!"
My stepsister is a big titty goth. Should I tap that?
Women need to be in the kitchen.
An Asian man walks into a bar in Australia. The bartender says to him “why are you here? Get back in that wing wong country.”
The Asian man says “I’m here traveling and now I’m gonna attack you with my 40 gallons of fried rice I’ve had in my pocket since wa dinowar wages. #wingwong”
Why are orphans running around the world after the baseball coach said, "Go home"?
Because he didn’t know what the hell to do.
Why did the topless woman shout, "Stop raping us?"
Because she was uneducated.
When is the best time to punch a midget in the face?
When he’s standing next to your girlfriend and says your hair smells nice.
Why don't a gun and an orphan have anything in common? The gun is actually useful.
Why do orphans not build houses in Minecraft? Because they want it to be realistic.
Africa has every gun except for what?
A water gun.
Why do orphans like emos?
Reverse "emo" and put an "h" in the beginning.
Sonic says: If you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?