Society jokes
I have a friend whose birthday is on September 11th.
They're going to have an explosive party that will definitely blow you away!
It's gonna be the bomb, and a blast, too!
Why didn't the orphans stay at the park for days? Because they had no one to pick them up.
What's an orphan's best friend? A boomerang because it's the only thing that ever came back.
You wanna hear a joke?
Two Emos hanging out under a tree.
How many Emos does it take to commit suicide? Way too fucking many, because they never get it right the first time!
Why did the orphan try to get hurt?
Because then they would get surrounded with people who care about him.
He looks around, no one is there.
Punch an orphan, what are they going to do? Tell their parents?
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Twins.
Twins who?
Twins go boom boom today on 9/11.
Well, yo mama is fat, and when she loses weight, all the food that she has is hers, but the Africans get none.
Why don't orphans have a site page?
Because there's no home page.
I like abusing orphans, what are they gonna do, tell their parents?
Rape isn't a joke.
It's a type of way of making friends and to mate with other women.
It's a way of art, and works on anybody!
Like this if you agree.
Knock knock. Who's there? Colin! Colin who? Colonisation!
Just kidding, colonisers don't knock before they come in.
What do ya call a group of emo kids hanging from a tree? Ornaments.
Ya make 10 paintings, you aren't an artist.
Ya make 20 meals, you aren't a chef.
But when I kill ONE PERSON, I'm a "horrible person" and a "menace to society."
I saw a little girl crying, and I said, "Where are your parents?" That day, I got fired from the orphanage. 🤪
Why do orphans go to church?
So they have someone to call father.
There is gonna be a huge party at the orphanage tonight because the parents ain't home.
Spend all night in a dark humor webpage.
Go to an orphanage today and read it to them.
And I'm sure if you go to a school for disabled children, they should understand it.
Black humor is when you ask water to African people.
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple tree? The apples get picked.
What do the Twin Towers and genders have in common? They were only two.