If you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Society Jokes
This is not a joke. Have you ever thought about it? You’re an emo while wearing black. So what if you are black? Does that mean you’re an emo because you are black and emos wear black? ;)
I'm the second worst thing to happen to those orphans.
Woman do have rights!
What does the "W" stand for in Africa?
Water.
How does a disabled person play chess?
I think you forgot they don't have legs.
What’s the difference between an orphan and an apple?
One gets picked.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They have no home to run to.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
One gets picked.
What are the subtitles when a disabled person speaks in a movie?
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Wanna hear a joke? Women have no rights!
What do orphans and olden day actors have in common?
Both get food thrown at them some of the time.
It's not funny to joke about orphans. Without any education, they'd never understand what the jokes mean.
Everyone at the Queen's funeral:
Me and the boys getting her reboot card.
What's Osama Bin Laden's favorite drink?
A double Manhattan.
What is the best feeling for an orphan when he plays Grand Theft Auto?
When he is wanted!
I like women's rights "jokes" because they're all facts.
Who are the quickest readers in the world? 9/11 victims. They went through 34 stories in 4 seconds.
This humor is so dark, it's darker than the Black population.
What does a gun and gum have in common?
When you pull one out, everyone wants to be your friend.
