Social media jokes
Ugh, I hate anons, they're so anonnoying.
What did the man who had sex with an Instagram model in the reverse cowgirl position while going 90 on the freeway get charged for?
Driving under the influencer.
Why do leftists strive for a literate population?
So people can understand their wall of text memes.
MrBeast: *breathes*
Twitter: 😡🤬
*gets hit by a car*
Passerby: "ARE YOU OKAY?"
Me: "Please...I need my...phone."
*opens twitter*
Me: "LMFAOOOOOOO YALL GUESS WHAT"
Ever heard of account stealing?
Ever heard of someone by the name of "#SHUT THE HELL UP GWEN DON'T EVEN DATE PRINCE ON FACE BOOK!!!!!!!! I HATE IT WHEN UR HAPPY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"?
One like = more from me to you. 👊
Hello ppls, I'm lilkitten ig.
I came across a pic of the oldest man on earth on IG. He was 132 years old.
I commented "age is just a number" for him; now I'm banned.
Bro, please block Kimberly Jones. She keeps trying to scam people.
Like if you will sub to Patty Mahomes.
Comment if you will sub to Parker Finch.
If this gets 10 comments (I don't care about likes) I will write a four page essay and post it, and it's up to you guys what it's about.
Everybody add @christianisni22 on Snap!
He's a hot babe and he's single.
Yo mum's so dumb, she went to the library to find Facebook.
What is the difference between Twitter and this website?
There's no difference.
Random: What are your hobbies?
Me: Bullying kids in WhatsApp groups 💀
How much does a hipster weigh?
About an Instagram.
Give me baby girl names for a pregnant YouTuber.
What do you call it when orphans take a family photo? A selfie!
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