Social media jokes
Guys, let's make this post have the most comments on the whole website.
62 is not just any number, as it so happens to be my height, 6'2", just as 25 is my age on Facebook.
Yo mama so fat that when she took a selfie, she needed two phones.
The last number of your like is the Amogus you get.
1: Amogus trollface
2: Frogus
3: Amogus in 2013
4: Chogus
5: Classic Amogus
6: Wait this isn't Amogus
7: Amogus drip
8: Amog sus
9: Amog stuff
When I was scrolling through Instagram, my brother said, "Touch grass," but I was drinking matcha, so I opened the cap, poured it all over my hands, and rubbed it all over him.
Face reveal <3
If you don't like the video in 10 seconds, James Charles will sleep with you tonight.
What’s the difference between emos and Hitler?
Hitler didn’t post on social media when he wanted to kill himself.
How do s’mores communicate?
On Insta-graham.
"Pretend me please stop! I don't recall posting anything except commenting and posting something for Jordan C! Please stop!"
"Stupid faker, if you're trying to get me to leave the site, it won't work!"
Lmao Trump and Putin dislike my jokes! 🤣😂
Why the actual fuck is there drama on this website? Anyone can fake to be someone they're not, and no one will know the goddamn difference. I’m just trying to look at/make jokes, and I’m getting shit from people saying, "It’s too offensive" or something like that. Goddamn just take that shit somewhere else.
What do you call a person who wants to be punched a lot?
A clout chaser.
Search up "clout meaning" if you don't get it.
Haters are hating. I'm still alluring, but I couldn't give a fuck cus this site is dying and boring.
Like if you have a dad.
What's Reddit?
Like if you are in high school and miss school!
Comment and join Dumbledore's army in the community to give someone you hate permanent bad luck.
I saw an orphan take a selfie... oh man, that was one alone family photo.
What is it called when an orphan takes a family photo?
A selfie.