Social media jokes
I came across a pic of the oldest man on earth on IG. He was 132 years old.
I commented "age is just a number" for him; now I'm banned.
MrBeast: *breathes*
Twitter: 😡🤬
*gets hit by a car*
Passerby: "ARE YOU OKAY?"
Me: "Please...I need my...phone."
*opens twitter*
Me: "LMFAOOOOOOO YALL GUESS WHAT"
What did the man who had sex with an Instagram model in the reverse cowgirl position while going 90 on the freeway get charged for?
Driving under the influencer.
Like if you will sub to Patty Mahomes.
Comment if you will sub to Parker Finch.
Memes
Ever heard of account stealing?
Ever heard of someone by the name of "#SHUT THE HELL UP GWEN DON'T EVEN DATE PRINCE ON FACE BOOK!!!!!!!! I HATE IT WHEN UR HAPPY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"?
One like = more from me to you. 👊
Hello ppls, I'm lilkitten ig.
Bro, please block Kimberly Jones. She keeps trying to scam people.
If this gets 10 comments (I don't care about likes) I will write a four page essay and post it, and it's up to you guys what it's about.
Yo mum's so dumb, she went to the library to find Facebook.
What is the difference between Twitter and this website?
There's no difference.
Random: What are your hobbies?
Me: Bullying kids in WhatsApp groups 💀
Everybody add @christianisni22 on Snap!
He's a hot babe and he's single.
For jokes, search my YouTube channel: Knowledge with arslan.
I know I've changed my name from tj to selfish king but know it's gunna be selfishking#781.
Give me baby girl names for a pregnant YouTuber.
What do you call it when orphans take a family photo? A selfie!
This picture is for bras! Comment or not and go to each one and comment! And go!
I hate this website, lol.