Social media

Social Media Jokes

Essay

If this gets 10 comments (I don't care about likes) I will write a four page essay and post it, and it's up to you guys what it's about.

Babe

Everybody add @christianisni22 on Snap!

He's a hot babe and he's single.

Mum

Yo mum's so dumb, she went to the library to find Facebook.

Scam

Bro, please block Kimberly Jones. She keeps trying to scam people.

Name

I know I've changed my name from tj to selfish king but know it's gunna be selfishking#781.

OnlyFans

Alya, I need to talk to you now. If you don't reply, I will kermit the not living, and if you don't think I will, I will post your OnlyFans photos I get every month for $5.99 a week (high price if you ask me)!

Paint

Hi guys, I'm back! So I have a question for you. What is red and smells like blue paint? Type in comments what you came up with.

Comment

Guys, put more comments in.

We are so close to beating the world record for most comments on this website, and the record is 171.

Blonde

What did the blonde say when someone says, "Your baby is so cute?"

"For the last time, I don't want to sign up my child for Tindergarten just yet!"

Song

I am deciding to do songs on this app... so I am a type songs. If you want a specific song typed I will type just comment!

Orphan

What do phones and orphans have in common?

They selfie! (It's because they don't have parents.)

Bra

This picture is for bras! Comment or not and go to each one and comment! And go!