Social media jokes
Ugh, I hate anons, they're so anonnoying.
Eons it takes to Daveon the haters.
What did the man who had sex with an Instagram model in the reverse cowgirl position while going 90 on the freeway get charged for?
Driving under the influencer.
How much does a hipster weigh?
About an Instagram.
Ever heard of account stealing?
Ever heard of someone by the name of "#SHUT THE HELL UP GWEN DON'T EVEN DATE PRINCE ON FACE BOOK!!!!!!!! I HATE IT WHEN UR HAPPY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"?
I came across a pic of the oldest man on earth on IG. He was 132 years old.
I commented "age is just a number" for him; now I'm banned.
Give me baby girl names for a pregnant YouTuber.
Bro, please block Kimberly Jones. She keeps trying to scam people.
Hello ppls, I'm lilkitten ig.
What is the difference between Twitter and this website?
There's no difference.
Random: What are your hobbies?
Me: Bullying kids in WhatsApp groups 💀
*gets hit by a car*
Passerby: "ARE YOU OKAY?"
Me: "Please...I need my...phone."
*opens twitter*
Me: "LMFAOOOOOOO YALL GUESS WHAT"
One like = more from me to you. 👊
Like if you will sub to Patty Mahomes.
Comment if you will sub to Parker Finch.
MrBeast: *breathes*
Twitter: 😡🤬
Everybody add @christianisni22 on Snap!
He's a hot babe and he's single.
Yo mum's so dumb, she went to the library to find Facebook.
If this gets 10 comments (I don't care about likes) I will write a four page essay and post it, and it's up to you guys what it's about.
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