Social media

Social media jokes

Sub

Like if you will sub to Patty Mahomes.

Comment if you will sub to Parker Finch.

Car Accident

*gets hit by a car*

Passerby: "ARE YOU OKAY?"

Me: "Please...I need my...phone."

*opens twitter*

Me: "LMFAOOOOOOO YALL GUESS WHAT"

Memes

Scam

Bro, please block Kimberly Jones. She keeps trying to scam people.

Blonde

What did the blonde say when someone says, "Your baby is so cute?"

"For the last time, I don't want to sign up my child for Tindergarten just yet!"

Orphan

What do phones and orphans have in common?

They selfie! (It's because they don't have parents.)

Song

I am deciding to do songs on this app... so I am a type songs. If you want a specific song typed I will type just comment!

OnlyFans

Alya, I need to talk to you now. If you don't reply, I will kermit the not living, and if you don't think I will, I will post your OnlyFans photos I get every month for $5.99 a week (high price if you ask me)!

Essay

If this gets 10 comments (I don't care about likes) I will write a four page essay and post it, and it's up to you guys what it's about.

Babe

Everybody add @christianisni22 on Snap!

He's a hot babe and he's single.

Mum

Yo mum's so dumb, she went to the library to find Facebook.