Social media jokes
A man tells his doctor, "Doc, help me. Iβm addicted to Twitter!"
The doctor replies, "Sorry, I donβt follow you..."
When I see James Charles, my popcorn goes pop pop.
All these people on here making me wish I knew them IRL.
Your hairline was sponsored as a Snap Chat Filter.
It's been 2 years since I've been on this. Hello, guys!
Memes
Hello, I am School Shooter Memes. For the last month I made School Shooter Jokes on the site, so now I want you guys to vote for the best one. It will be in a quarterfinal format with the 8 of them being the most liked. I will link all of the polls in the comments so make sure to vote for your favourite joke.
Why can't an orphan make a YouTube channel?
'Cause they can't make it family friendly.
Like if you wanna have sex.
Why are birds good at social media?
Because they "tweet" all the time!?
Two simple steps to get 15,000 people to follow you:
Step 1: Buy a bottle of water (doesn't matter the size).
Step 2: Run through Africa with that bottle of water.
Perfect! Now you got yourself half the population there following you!
I have an announcement, Shadow the Hedgehog is a bitch ass motherfucker. He pissed on my fucking wife and he said he dick was this big and I said that's disgusting, so I'm making a callout post on my twitter dot com. Shadow, u got a small dick it looks like this walnut except way smaller.
Why did the influencer terrorist get arrested?
Because his TikTok blew up...
On reddit now. u/Long-Cat-4047. Also email is heavenskala1@gmail.com or Gowiththeflow349@gmail.com
Roses are red, violets are blue, Pornhub is down, your mum's Facebook will do.
Name the emojis, and if you do, then you get 900/900 points for knowing all the emojis! Type in the comment section.
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The winner who will win will be getting 900/900 points!
Would an orphan's family photo be considered a selfie?
Y'all follow me, please.
Turn the comments into a school shootout ;)
1 like = 1 small dick whiny conservative in my blender.
Did you hear about the TikTok post that offended disabled people? Some didn't reply because the comment section was disabled.