Social media jokes
A man tells his doctor, "Doc, help me. I’m addicted to Twitter!"
The doctor replies, "Sorry, I don’t follow you..."
When I see James Charles, my popcorn goes pop pop.
We are close to beating the world record of comments on this website (171). Right now, there are 155, so put more comments!
Hello, I am School Shooter Memes. For the last month I made School Shooter Jokes on the site, so now I want you guys to vote for the best one. It will be in a quarterfinal format with the 8 of them being the most liked. I will link all of the polls in the comments so make sure to vote for your favourite joke.
Why can't an orphan make a YouTube channel?
'Cause they can't make it family friendly.
Like if you wanna have sex.
Two simple steps to get 15,000 people to follow you:
Step 1: Buy a bottle of water (doesn't matter the size).
Step 2: Run through Africa with that bottle of water.
Perfect! Now you got yourself half the population there following you!
Why are birds good at social media?
Because they "tweet" all the time!?
It's been 2 years since I've been on this. Hello, guys!
Why did the influencer terrorist get arrested?
Because his TikTok blew up...
Roses are red, violets are blue, Pornhub is down, your mum's Facebook will do.
On reddit now. u/Long-Cat-4047. Also email is heavenskala1@gmail.com or Gowiththeflow349@gmail.com
Name the emojis, and if you do, then you get 900/900 points for knowing all the emojis! Type in the comment section.
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The winner who will win will be getting 900/900 points!
Would an orphan's family photo be considered a selfie?
Anybody know a girl named Candice? She just added me on snap.
Y'all follow me, please.
Fight in the comments.
Haters are hating. I'm still alluring, but I couldn't give a fuck cus this site is dying and boring.
Did you hear about the TikTok post that offended disabled people? Some didn't reply because the comment section was disabled.
1 like = 1 small dick whiny conservative in my blender.