We all know Steven can’t post on here because he can’t pass the robot test.
How many feminists does it take to fix a lightbulb?
9: one to screw the lightbulb, one to film it, one to post about it on a women empowerment social media page, one to complain that the man didn’t screw the lightbulb, one to say that women deserve to screw more lightbulbs, one to try to get #womenlightbulbscrewers trending on Twitter, one to bring a man and show him the screwing, one to say that women are better than men at screwing lightbulbs, and one to make a speech about the lightbulb.
Anybody know a girl named Candice? She just added me on snap.
Hello! I hope you're having a good day or night! Mind commenting when you laughed the hardest and why? Like if you like this post!
if priests were on Twitter, they would tweet, "He's a 10 but he's 10."
Imagine being such a low life that you need people to roast you to have stuff to do.
Roses are red, I'm not a boaster.
Elon must've got rushed to the hospital after impregnating a toaster.
Your hairline was sponsored as a Snap Chat Filter.
When I see James Charles, my popcorn goes pop pop.
Q: Why do orphans get on Facebook?
A: Because they get liked.
We are close to beating the world record of comments on this website (171). Right now, there are 155, so put more comments!
Is Gwen still on this app thing?
Hey guys, how was your day?
If you ask me the same question, here's the answer: depressing.
I still haven't made any friends on this app. All I do is read and comment on old jokes or opinions.
A man tells his doctor, "Doc, help me. I’m addicted to Twitter!"
The doctor replies, "Sorry, I don’t follow you..."
Okay, I'm going to be sharing a story that I never shared before... Look in the chat to see the whole story.
Why did he quit the internet?
People kept on (rick) rolling him.
Ayo, who's online :')
Like if you like Logan Paul, dislike if you like Jake Paul.
Emos do take shots of themselves... not with a camera, though.
Who's the Roblox YouTuber that always sees Among Us and says "stupid"?
