Social media jokes

Roses are red, I'm not a boaster.

Elon must've got rushed to the hospital after impregnating a toaster.

What's a dying person's least favorite app? TikTok.

Comment and join Dumbledore's army in the community to give someone you hate permanent bad luck.

1 like = 1 more missile aimed at a hospital.

Hello! I hope you're having a good day or night! Mind commenting when you laughed the hardest and why? Like if you like this post!

if priests were on Twitter, they would tweet, "He's a 10 but he's 10."

I found out how to gain millions of followers.

Run through Africa with a bottle of water.

Imagine being such a low life that you need people to roast you to have stuff to do.

These posts are brutal; they're leaving nothing left standing.

Your hairline was sponsored as a Snap Chat Filter.

All these people on here making me wish I knew them IRL.

Why did he quit the internet?

People kept on (rick) rolling him.

Ayo, who's online :')

Emos do take shots of themselves... not with a camera, though.

Q: Why do orphans get on Facebook?

A: Because they get liked.

Is Gwen still on this app thing?

Who's the Roblox YouTuber that always sees Among Us and says "stupid"?

Like if you like Logan Paul, dislike if you like Jake Paul.

Okay, I'm going to be sharing a story that I never shared before... Look in the chat to see the whole story.

Hey guys, how was your day?

If you ask me the same question, here's the answer: depressing.

I still haven't made any friends on this app. All I do is read and comment on old jokes or opinions.