Social media jokes

Comment and join Dumbledore's army in the community to give someone you hate permanent bad luck.

Roses are red, I'm not a boaster.

Elon must've got rushed to the hospital after impregnating a toaster.

What's the difference between sex and mental illness?

Most of Reddit has experienced mental illness.

Why do people come on here just to say that we should not be making these jokes? They literally look this shit up just to complain.

Anybody know a girl named Candice? She just added me on snap.

Hello! I hope you're having a good day or night! Mind commenting when you laughed the hardest and why? Like if you like this post!

if priests were on Twitter, they would tweet, "He's a 10 but he's 10."

I found out how to gain millions of followers.

Run through Africa with a bottle of water.

Imagine being such a low life that you need people to roast you to have stuff to do.

These posts are brutal; they're leaving nothing left standing.

Ayo, who's online :')

Why did he quit the internet?

People kept on (rick) rolling him.

Hey guys, how was your day?

If you ask me the same question, here's the answer: depressing.

I still haven't made any friends on this app. All I do is read and comment on old jokes or opinions.

Q: Why do orphans get on Facebook?

A: Because they get liked.

Okay, I'm going to be sharing a story that I never shared before... Look in the chat to see the whole story.

Who's the Roblox YouTuber that always sees Among Us and says "stupid"?

Is Gwen still on this app thing?

Emos do take shots of themselves... not with a camera, though.

Like if you like Logan Paul, dislike if you like Jake Paul.

We are close to beating the world record of comments on this website (171). Right now, there are 155, so put more comments!