Social media jokes
What's a dying person's least favorite app? TikTok.
I hate it when a couple has a minor quarrel, and the girlfriend updates her Facebook status to ‘single.’
I mean, I fight with my parents all the time, but I never update my status to ‘orphan.’
Roses are red, I'm not a boaster.
Elon must've got rushed to the hospital after impregnating a toaster.
1 like = 1 more missile aimed at a hospital.
Hello! I hope you're having a good day or night! Mind commenting when you laughed the hardest and why? Like if you like this post!
WAITTTTTTT
if priests were on Twitter, they would tweet, "He's a 10 but he's 10."
Imagine being such a low life that you need people to roast you to have stuff to do.
I found out how to gain millions of followers.
Run through Africa with a bottle of water.
Two simple steps to get 15,000 people to follow you:
Step 1: Buy a bottle of water (doesn't matter the size).
Step 2: Run through Africa with that bottle of water.
Perfect! Now you got yourself half the population there following you!
A man tells his doctor, "Doc, help me. I’m addicted to Twitter!"
The doctor replies, "Sorry, I don’t follow you..."
Who's the Roblox YouTuber that always sees Among Us and says "stupid"?
Ayo, who's online :')
Why did he quit the internet?
People kept on (rick) rolling him.
Hey guys, how was your day?
If you ask me the same question, here's the answer: depressing.
I still haven't made any friends on this app. All I do is read and comment on old jokes or opinions.
Emos do take shots of themselves... not with a camera, though.
Like if you like Logan Paul, dislike if you like Jake Paul.
When I see James Charles, my popcorn goes pop pop.
Is Gwen still on this app thing?
Q: Why do orphans get on Facebook?
A: Because they get liked.
Okay, I'm going to be sharing a story that I never shared before... Look in the chat to see the whole story.