Social media jokes
Fight in the comments.
Yo mum's so dumb, she went to the library to find Facebook.
Do a neck reveal.
Phone: YEETED.
TikTok: DELETED.
Therapy: NEEDED.
Wife: BEATED.
Like this post to give someone you hate bad luck.
Why does air not come down? I think gravity didn't like the Facebook page of air.
Okay, okay, why [are] people askin[g] where I went[?] I[']m always on this website. Never think I[']m not.
Sub to KYMBO or you are gay.
Can all the hot, depressed, suicidal guys just text me so we can meet up and cry together about how depressed we are. For real.
1 like = 1 more child in my fryer.
Fun fact: The max comments on a joke on this website is 1000! (LINK IN COMMENTS FOR PROOF)
So many bots commenting so fúcking fix it!
Orphan joke protest! If you think orphan jokes are bad and wrong, then comment good comments; if not, then just comment! Let's reach 67,000 good comments!
Who's the Roblox YouTuber that always sees Among Us and says "stupid"?
Why did Mia Khalifa become so famous?
Because she blew up.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because these jokes are not funny.
Here's why the chicken crossed the road...
The chicken was on the run from a crazy-ass butcher ready to murder the poor thing, so the chicken crossed the road. The chicken was crossing the road, then a blind kid saw the chicken, and the kid was hit by a flying rock, his vision was blurred (what vision?) and was actually cured of the blind. The chicken ran and jumped into a truck's opening and was never seen again... The kid got up from the ground and looked at the road, to see the chicken was not there, and said..." The chicken crossed the road...." The kid yelled at everyone about the chicken crossing the road and got a lot of positive attention. Facebook, Instagram, Twitter, and Reddit were full of the chicken nonsense and gained widespread attention from N.A to Asia in only 1 day.
The butcher was arrested for the attempted murder of a joke animal and was sentenced to over 20 years in solitary confinement, and a few weeks later, the sentence was moved to a life sentence, and the butcher became known as The ChicKiller.
The End (hope you enjoyed, I was bored so I made this shit...)
Like if you have a boyfriend, girlfriend, or husband, or wife, or a crush.
9/11
This is so sad, can we hit 50 likes?!
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Why did he quit the internet?
People kept on (rick) rolling him.