Social media jokes

Why'd the chicken cross the road?

That doesn't matter, we need to get the best joker to go back to posting here, he was funny but now people say they are him and ruin his good name, he was the top of the charts for over a year, so screw all these chumps! Bring back THE REAL SPECIAL!!!

Also, the chicken dies in the end, ha ha, funny, whatever.

1950: In the future there will be flying cars.

2018: Pewdiepie shuts down Shane Dawson.

How much does a hipster weigh? An Instagram.

What do Boy Scouts and IG models have in common?

They both be fucking sugar daddies.

Twitter just blew my mind.

I was having a blast until I ended the stream with a bang!

When I got to you and I was android and we were all in Minecraft for the last two years and we had the same problem UI with you anymore but you can see it on Instagram that it is not a real time thing or a android.

Just saying this, but I hate how many little kids there are on this site, and when they post, they have the worst posts about "sex", so I'm just saying how they act immature.

If you're a girl, please comment.

Who wants to fight!? Hate?! And pick on each other through the comments.

ANYONE?

What do you call an orphan's family photo?

A selfie.

What if this post got 78.2 likes? 🤩🤭😈

If this pops up on your timeline, fuck you!

What did the horses say to the donkeys?

"Jackasses, please like!"

"Gwen, this was a fake look in the comments!"

Guys, I know this is kinda weird, but everyone who wants to... Put your name and your age in the comment section. Not address though because that would not be good for creepers... Lol I am Lucy and I am 15 years old. What about you guys? :D

I posted on my Facebook account that you have a picture on Facebook.

August 2020: LeafyIsHere gets terminated on Youtube for harassing Pokimane.

Billy, a toxic kid in Leafy's fanbase: "Imane's life is a joke, that's why I call her Jokeimane."

A person who simps for Pokimane: "And you look like you came from a farm, Hillbilly."

Pictures of the people commenting.

Bruh.

There was once a boy who took a selfie, and the next day became an orphan.