I have a girlfriend.
Yo mama so ugly that Mr. Rogers doesn’t wanna be her neighbor.
I remember last year all these bitches called me lame so I stopped the simping and pretended I was gay, now I think they're all fucking with me.
I'm an LGBTQ imposter got cut last year know I've made the roster and you may think I'm a monster. I'm just just tryna see some titties.
If my phone battery lasted as long as my relationship, I would never be able to play on my phone.
I broke up with my ex girlfriend. Here's her number.
Sike, that's the wrong number!
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Why can't the orphan play the game of life? They don't know what a family road trip is. 😆
So funny hahaha this is why I don't have friends :(
How come none of my friends have dungeons? Oddly enough, they all have "rape dungeons."
Alicia was not a popular girl. None of the guys noticed her. Once she got a boyfriend, but then he cheated on her with Katy and said, "You're not sexy enough, Katy is much hotter."
So Alicia took a match, set herself on fire, and screamed, "THIS GIRL IS ON FIRE!"
And then she died.
I had a good time with friends!
I have more STDs than Hicks has friends at the moment. I only have one.
I have no friends, but then I realize my true friends are anxiety and depression.
Is it weird that a milk carton has a date, and I don’t?
My social life
"Hi, my name is Robert. I have no life. Even my PS4 username is gay lil_bama."
I had a friend named Mari. Sadly, she did drugs.
So one day I go up to her and say, “Mari-juana do this???” She later asked me to leave forever... I don’t gnome why, but... it CRACKed me up a bit!!!
Why did the crumb cake isolate himself? He had a crumbling social life.
What do you call a man who plays Fortnite 24/7?
A: A virgin.
Who do you call someone that steals his brother's girlfriend and [is] disowned by his whole family? Brandon.
Why did the skeleton want a friend?
Because she was feeling bonely.
