New Social Life Jokes - Page 2

Nearly 40% of the world have been in a relationship; the 60% are worstjokesever.com users.

I have no problem getting dates online. I’ve also had luck with almonds, cashews, and walnuts.

Why does the basketball never get a date?

Because they dribble.

I got up one day; my neighbor was in my house and was going to take me and my mom out. I showed my mom and my neighbor a trick. They both liked it. I asked my neighbor, "Do you know any tricks?" He said, "Yes, in matter of fact, I could tell you what your mom had for breakfast." I said, "How?" Well, my neighbor licked my mom's ass and ate her pussy out in front of me. He told me my mom had pancakes. So we were in the car; I asked my neighbor, "How did you know what my mom had pancakes for breakfast?" My neighbor said, "Well, that is what your mom made me while we were waiting for you to get up."

Know why they call gonorrhea gonorrhea?

'Cause once you have it, everyone is gone.

I have a girlfriend.

Yo mama so ugly that Mr. Rogers doesn’t wanna be her neighbor.

I remember last year all these bitches called me lame so I stopped the simping and pretended I was gay, now I think they're all fucking with me.

I'm an LGBTQ imposter got cut last year know I've made the roster and you may think I'm a monster. I'm just just tryna see some titties.

If my phone battery lasted as long as my relationship, I would never be able to play on my phone.

I broke up with my ex girlfriend. Here's her number.

Sike, that's the wrong number!

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Why can't the orphan play the game of life? They don't know what a family road trip is. 😆

So funny hahaha this is why I don't have friends :(

How come none of my friends have dungeons? Oddly enough, they all have "rape dungeons."

You guys wanna hear a joke?

My LOVE LIFE.

Alicia was not a popular girl. None of the guys noticed her. Once she got a boyfriend, but then he cheated on her with Katy and said, "You're not sexy enough, Katy is much hotter."

So Alicia took a match, set herself on fire, and screamed, "THIS GIRL IS ON FIRE!"

And then she died.