Social life

Social life jokes

Visitor

    • I visited my new friend in his apartment. He told me to make myself at home.

    So I threw him out. I hate having visitors.

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    • Neighbor

    • I got up one day; my neighbor was in my house and was going to take me and my mom out. I showed my mom and my neighbor a trick. They both liked it. I asked my neighbor, "Do you know any tricks?" He said, "Yes, in matter of fact, I could tell you what your mom had for breakfast." I said, "How?" Well, my neighbor licked my mom's ass and ate her pussy out in front of me. He told me my mom had pancakes. So we were in the car; I asked my neighbor, "How did you know what my mom had pancakes for breakfast?" My neighbor said, "Well, that is what your mom made me while we were waiting for you to get up."

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    • Imposter

    • I remember last year all these bitches called me lame so I stopped the simping and pretended I was gay, now I think they're all fucking with me.

    I'm an LGBTQ imposter got cut last year know I've made the roster and you may think I'm a monster. I'm just just tryna see some titties.

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    • Number

    • I broke up with my ex girlfriend. Here's her number.

    Sike, that's the wrong number!

    ooooooooooooooooooooo

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