Social life jokes

My social life.

"Hi, my name is Robert. I have no life. Even my PS4 username is gay lil_bama."

I had a friend named Mari. Sadly, she did drugs.

So one day I go up to her and say, “Mari-juana do this???” She later asked me to leave forever... I don’t gnome why, but... it CRACKed me up a bit!!!

Why did the crumb cake isolate himself? He had a crumbling social life.

What do you call a man who plays Fortnite 24/7?

A: A virgin.

Who do you call someone that steals his brother's girlfriend and [is] disowned by his whole family? Brandon.

Why did the skeleton want a friend?

Because she was feeling bonely.

Your momma is so dumb, she sits on the TV and watches the couch.