Social life jokes

Why does Oscar Field have no friends? Because he spends time on his fields.

You guys wanna hear a joke?

My LOVE LIFE.

Alicia was not a popular girl. None of the guys noticed her. Once she got a boyfriend, but then he cheated on her with Katy and said, "You're not sexy enough, Katy is much hotter."

So Alicia took a match, set herself on fire, and screamed, "THIS GIRL IS ON FIRE!"

And then she died.

I have fun with my friends.

I had a good time with friends!

Why does the large dildo not have any friends?

He's a pain in the ass.

Why does the mushroom 🍄 have many friends?

Because it’s a fungi.

Why did the skeleton not go to the ball? Because he had no body to go with.

I have more STDs than Hicks has friends at the moment. I only have one.

I have no friends, but then I realize my true friends are anxiety and depression.

Is it weird that a milk carton has a date, and I don’t?

My social life.

"Hi, my name is Robert. I have no life. Even my PS4 username is gay lil_bama."

I had a friend named Mari. Sadly, she did drugs.

So one day I go up to her and say, “Mari-juana do this???” She later asked me to leave forever... I don’t gnome why, but... it CRACKed me up a bit!!!

Why did the crumb cake isolate himself? He had a crumbling social life.

What do you call a man who plays Fortnite 24/7?

A: A virgin.

Who do you call someone that steals his brother's girlfriend and [is] disowned by his whole family? Brandon.

Why did the skeleton want a friend?

Because she was feeling bonely.

Your momma is so dumb, she sits on the TV and watches the couch.