So Fat jokes

Yo momma so fat when she went in the Skeld, she couldn't be ejected.

Yo mama so fat, she's bigger than the universe itself!

You're so fat that you were the iceberg that made the Titanic sink.

Yo momma's so fat that she plays pool with planets.

Yo mama’s so fat, she wore the equator as a belt! Ooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

Yo mama so fat, she's the reason why Slenderman has no eyes.

Yo mama so fat when she asked for a bathtub, they put a blanket over an ocean!

Yo mama so fat, she the reason Dino's became extinct.

Your hairline is so fat that when you meet Santa, you're fatter than him and your mom.

Your mama's so fat, I don’t know if it is a hippo or not.

You're so fat, when someone calls you fat, you get depressed and cut you a slice of cake.

Yo mama is so fat that people had to take pictures of her from space.

Jo mama so fat that when aliens invaded earth, they said, "Wow, two in one!"

Have you ever met a kid who’s so fat that they can’t even be accepted to “My 600lb Life”? They need a higher-ranking one!

You're so fat, when you say the n-word, boogers come out.

Yo mama so fat that when she went to take a crap... she couldn't even take a crap!

Yo mama so fat, everytime she has to use the world's largest knife.

Yo mama is so fat, she got locked in a weapon store, and she broke it down without any weapons.

Yo mama so fat, when you married your sister, she was big enough to sit on the groom's side and the bride's side.

Ur mama so fat that when she went to the ocean, all the whales started singing, "We are family," even knowing your fatter than me.