So Fat jokes

Yo mama so fat when she asked for a bathtub, they put a blanket over an ocean!

Yo mama’s so fat, she wore the equator as a belt! Ooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

Your mom is so fat the space shuttle can see her from 10,000 miles away.

You're so fat when you walk into the mall, you *are* the mall.

Yo mama so fat, she the reason Dino's became extinct.

Yo mama so fat that when she went to take a crap... she couldn't even take a crap!

You're so fat, when you say the n-word, boogers come out.

Your mama's so fat, I don’t know if it is a hippo or not.

Jo mama so fat that when aliens invaded earth, they said, "Wow, two in one!"

Yo mama is so fat that people had to take pictures of her from space.

You're so fat, when someone calls you fat, you get depressed and cut you a slice of cake.

Yo mama so fat, everytime she has to use the world's largest knife.

Yo mama is so fat, she got locked in a weapon store, and she broke it down without any weapons.

Yo mama so fat, when you married your sister, she was big enough to sit on the groom's side and the bride's side.

Have you ever met a kid who’s so fat that they can’t even be accepted to “My 600lb Life”? They need a higher-ranking one!

Your hairline is so fat that when you meet Santa, you're fatter than him and your mom.

Your mum is so fat when she died the Earth was flat! 😂😂😂😂

Ur mama so fat that when she went to the ocean, all the whales started singing, "We are family," even knowing your fatter than me.

Your mum is so fat, I had to take 2 buses and a train to get to her good side.

Yo mama so fat that when she looks into a mirror, it always shatters, because her weight could be felt all around.