Yo mama is so fat that people had to take pictures of her from space.
So Fat Jokes
You're so fat, when someone calls you fat, you get depressed and cut you a slice of cake.
You're so fat, when you say the n-word, boogers come out.
Yo mama so fat that when she went to take a crap... she couldn't even take a crap!
Yo mama so fat, everytime she has to use the world's largest knife.
Yo mama is so fat, she got locked in a weapon store, and she broke it down without any weapons.
Yo mama so fat, she the reason Dino's became extinct.
Yo mama so fat, when you married your sister, she was big enough to sit on the groom's side and the bride's side.
Have you ever met a kid who’s so fat that they can’t even be accepted to “My 600lb Life”? They need a higher-ranking one!
You're so fat when you step, you break the galaxy.
Ur mama so fat that when she went to the ocean, all the whales started singing, "We are family," even knowing your fatter than me.
Your mum is so fat when she died the Earth was flat! 😂😂😂😂
Your mum is so fat, I had to take 2 buses and a train to get to her good side.
Yo mama so fat that when she looks into a mirror, it always shatters, because her weight could be felt all around.
Your momma is so fat that she can't even go skinny dipping.
Yo mama so fat, Trump used her like a wall.
Your momma's so fat, a whale said, "Hello, Mom!"
Friend, your mum's fat.
Me: Well, your mum's so fat, she played pool with the planets.
Your mum so fat she's diabetic... LOL
Your butt is so fat, I can remove 90% of beauty with a tissue.
