Have you ever met a kid who’s so fat that they can’t even be accepted to “My 600lb Life”? They need a higher-ranking one!
Your mum is so fat when she died the earth was flat😂😂😂😂
Yo mama so fat, Trump used her like a wall.
Your momma is so fat that she can't even go skinny dipping.
Ur mama so fat that when she went to the ocean, all the whales started singing, "We are family," even knowing your fatter than me.
You're so fat when you step, you break the galaxy.
Yo mama so fat that when she looks into a mirror, it always shatters, because her weight could be felt all around.
Your mum is so fat, I had to take 2 buses and a train to get to her good side.
Your momma's so fat, a whale said, "Hello, Mom!"
Your mum so fat she's diabetic... LOL
Your butt is so fat, I can remove 90% of beauty with a tissue.
Friend, your mum's fat.
Me: Well, your mum's so fat, she played pool with the planets.
Yo mama so fat she da iceberg
Yo mama is so short, Minions look down at her.
Yo mama is so fat that she volunteered for the Hunger Games 'cause she thought it was an eating competition.
Yo mama is so ugly when Santa Claus saw her, he yelled "Ho Ho Holy Sh*t!"
Yo mama is so old, when she walked into an antique store, they didn't let her leave.
Yo mama is so stupid, she sold her car for gas money.
Your mom is so fat that she broke your crush!
Yo mama so fat She the ice burg
Yo mama so fat, she ate McDonald's!
Your mom is so fat, she can't make it through the door.
Yo mama is so fat, she brought a pencil to early intervention!
Hi guys I'm back and YES two jokes/blogs in one day. I KNOW. I just have nothing to do!!! So today I'm going to tell you how to get what you want from your parents!!! And there will be a joke at the end too. Enjoy! So The prank that I have for you guys today is, make sure you have glue, die, and a toothbrush that is not your's >:) So you are going to put the die in the glue and then put the glue on the toothbrush and give it to your sibling and say "here. I got your toothbrush ready for you" Then, make sure they take it. Once they take it, run so that they can not hit you once they taste it. Thanks for reading this prank today guys!!! I hope it works out for you and I can't wait to hear what happens with you guys in the comments below so make sure to comment and tell me what happened when you pulled this prank!! Sorry Prankster if this is offensive to you since you do pranks too. I will not do them anymore if you don't want me to :) Thanks for reading guys and here is that joke I told you about :)
Yo mama is so fat when she got in the car the wheels popped. So I know this was not the best joke and I can do better, but I will keep trying and see you guys next time! Bye!!! :)
