So Fat jokes

"Yo mama so fat, she thought Saturn was deez nuts."

Yo mom is so fat when she went to sit on the couch it said, "To be continued."

Your mom is so fat, she played bowling with the planets.

You were born so fat they needed two cranes to carry you.

Yo momma so fat when she went in the Skeld, she couldn't be ejected.

You're so fat that you were the iceberg that made the Titanic sink.

Why was Huggy Wuggy not able to hug Cody’s mom?

Because she was so fat he couldn’t fit his arms around her.

You are so fat you were able to occupy Wall Street all by yourself.

Your so fat, my sister said. I said, "So at least I ain't fatter than your momma."

Yo mama's so fat that when Legolas killed her, Gimli counted her for two.

Yo momma's so fat that she plays pool with planets.

Yo mama so fat, she's bigger than the universe itself!

Yo mama’s so fat, she wore the equator as a belt! Ooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

Yo mama so fat, she's the reason why Slenderman has no eyes.

Yo mama so fat when she asked for a bathtub, they put a blanket over an ocean!

Yo mama so fat, she the reason Dino's became extinct.

Your hairline is so fat that when you meet Santa, you're fatter than him and your mom.

Yo mama so fat that when she went to take a crap... she couldn't even take a crap!

Yo mama so fat, when you married your sister, she was big enough to sit on the groom's side and the bride's side.

Your mama's so fat, I don’t know if it is a hippo or not.