So Fat jokes

You're so fat that you were the iceberg that made the Titanic sink.

Yo mama so fat, she's bigger than the universe itself!

Yo momma's so fat that she plays pool with planets.

Yo mama so fat, she's the reason why Slenderman has no eyes.

Yo mama so fat when she asked for a bathtub, they put a blanket over an ocean!

Yo mama’s so fat, she wore the equator as a belt! Ooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

Arden is so fat!

Your mom is so fat the space shuttle can see her from 10,000 miles away.

Your mom's so fat, when she entered a fat contest, they said, "Sorry, no professionals!"

You're so fat when you walk into the mall, you *are* the mall.

Your mama's so fat, I don’t know if it is a hippo or not.

Yo mama so fat that when she went to take a crap... she couldn't even take a crap!

You're so fat, when you say the n-word, boogers come out.

You're so fat, when someone calls you fat, you get depressed and cut you a slice of cake.

Jo mama so fat that when aliens invaded earth, they said, "Wow, two in one!"

Yo mama is so fat that people had to take pictures of her from space.

Yo mama is so fat, she got locked in a weapon store, and she broke it down without any weapons.

Yo mama so fat, everytime she has to use the world's largest knife.

Yo mama so fat, she the reason Dino's became extinct.

Your hairline is so fat that when you meet Santa, you're fatter than him and your mom.