So Fat jokes

You're so fat you sunk Captain Crunch's ship.

You're so fat your blood type is Nutella.

"Yo mama so fat, she thought Saturn was deez nuts."

You're so fat when you walk into the mall, you *are* the mall.

Yo mama’s so fat, she wore the equator as a belt! Ooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

You are so fat you were able to occupy Wall Street all by yourself.

Why was Huggy Wuggy not able to hug Cody’s mom?

Because she was so fat he couldn’t fit his arms around her.

Yo mom is so fat when she went to sit on the couch it said, "To be continued."

Yo mama's so fat that when Legolas killed her, Gimli counted her for two.

Your so fat, my sister said. I said, "So at least I ain't fatter than your momma."

You were born so fat they needed two cranes to carry you.

You're so fat that you were the iceberg that made the Titanic sink.

Yo momma's so fat that she plays pool with planets.

Yo mama so fat, she's bigger than the universe itself!

Yo mama so fat, she the reason Dino's became extinct.

Have you ever met a kid who’s so fat that they can’t even be accepted to “My 600lb Life”? They need a higher-ranking one!

Your mama's so fat, I don’t know if it is a hippo or not.

Your hairline is so fat that when you meet Santa, you're fatter than him and your mom.

You're so fat, when you say the n-word, boogers come out.

Yo mama so fat that when she went to take a crap... she couldn't even take a crap!

Yo mama is so fat that people had to take pictures of her from space.