So Fat jokes
You're so fat that when you went sunbathing at the beach, Greenpeace came along and pushed you back in the ocean.
Your mum so fat she's diabetic... LOL
Yo mama so fat, everyday people kept asking: "Are you pregnant?"
Your mama's so fat that she can’t even talk, even if Kevin says, "Oh my gosh!" 'cause she has a big ass mouth.
Your mama so fat, it took all the trees to build her a coffin.
Your mum is so fat she eats all day!
Yo momma so fat, her ankle broke and gravy poured out.
Bully: I wouldn't bother wasting my time on a shit person like you.
Me: At least I have a brain unlike you.
Bully: Well at least I have a mom unlike you.
Me: Well your mom is so fat that she got stuck in her car and started bleeding Nutella?
Bully: How would you know that?
Me: Because she told me herself.
Bully: How exactly?
Me: She's on the phone right now.
Phone: *High pitched animal noises*
Me: Told you so!
Yo momma is so fat, when she tried to hang herself, the noose broke.
You're so fat, when you step on a scale it says, "To be continued."
Yo momma so fat that people jumped on her cuz they thought she was a school bus.
Yo mama so fat, she went to the moon without leaving Earth.
Yo mama so FAT...
That when she had sex with you...
Your balls turned to pancakes.
Your mom is so fat, when she swam in the sea, Wales came up to her and said, "We are family, even now you’re fatter than me."
Yo mama is so fat that she is not wrong when she says the world revolves around her.
Yo mama so fat, she meets every world leader there is!
lmao
Yo mama so fat I bet if she farted, the whole Universe go Ba-Ba-Ba-Ba-BOOM.
You're so fat that I run around you for exercise.
Your mama's so fat, I don’t know if it is a hippo or not.
You're so fat, you only know the letters KFC.