So Fat jokes
Yo mama so fat, when she takes an elevator, it ALWAYS goes down!
You're so fat that you're as big as UY Scuti!
Your momma is so fat, she eats insulation and thinks it's cotton candy.
Your mama so fat, she filled up Minecraft's block limit! lol XD
Yo mama so fat, she got arrested for carrying 10 pounds of CRACK.
Yo mama so fat, her future is brighter than VY Canis Majoris!
Yo mama so fat, when she walked across the floor, she fell through it.
Yo Mama so fat, she has a Twinkie inside of a Twinkie inside of her fat ass motherfucking belly button!
Yo mama so fat, when she ate one cheeseburger, she pooped it out immediately because her butt was too big.
Yo mama is so fat, when she sat on Black Temple, it became Sunken Temple.
Yo mama so fat, she fell in love with a skinny dude and tried to hug him but crushed him.
Yo mama is so fat, she couldn't even fit through the rabbit hole at first because she ate like a damn pig last night when we had dinner.
Yo momma so fat, she glues together rags as clothes.
Yo mama so fat when she asked for a bathtub, they put a blanket over an ocean!
Yo mama so fat, she's the reason why Slenderman has no eyes.
Arden is so fat!
Your mom's so fat, when she entered a fat contest, they said, "Sorry, no professionals!"
Your mom is so fat the space shuttle can see her from 10,000 miles away.
Your mom is so fat, she played bowling with the planets.
Yo momma so fat when she went in the Skeld, she couldn't be ejected.