So Fat jokes

You're so fat when you walk into the mall, you *are* the mall.

Your mom is so fat, she played bowling with the planets.

Yo mom is so fat when she went to sit on the couch it said, "To be continued."

Your so fat, my sister said. I said, "So at least I ain't fatter than your momma."

Why was Huggy Wuggy not able to hug Cody’s mom?

Because she was so fat he couldn’t fit his arms around her.

You are so fat you were able to occupy Wall Street all by yourself.

Yo mama's so fat that when Legolas killed her, Gimli counted her for two.

You were born so fat they needed two cranes to carry you.

"Yo mama so fat, she thought Saturn was deez nuts."

You're so fat you sunk Captain Crunch's ship.

You're so fat your blood type is Nutella.

Yo mama so fat, she's bigger than the universe itself!

You're so fat that you were the iceberg that made the Titanic sink.

Yo momma's so fat that she plays pool with planets.

Yo momma so fat when she went in the Skeld, she couldn't be ejected.

Yo mama’s so fat, she wore the equator as a belt! Ooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

Your mom is so fat the space shuttle can see her from 10,000 miles away.

Arden is so fat!

Yo mama so fat when she asked for a bathtub, they put a blanket over an ocean!

Yo mama so fat, she's the reason why Slenderman has no eyes.

Your hairline is so fat that when you meet Santa, you're fatter than him and your mom.