So Fat jokes
Your mama is so fat, I had to look twice to get a first impression.
Your mama is so fat, guys have to bring climbing equipment to have sex with her.
Your mom's so fat, she fell.
Your mama is so fat. When she went skydiving, it caused a global panic.
You are so fat and ugly, Chucky didn't even want to play with you.
Yo mama so fat, her future is brighter than VY Canis Majoris!
Yo mama so fat, when she walked across the floor, she fell through it.
Yo mama so fat, when she ate one cheeseburger, she pooped it out immediately because her butt was too big.
Yo Mama so fat, she has a Twinkie inside of a Twinkie inside of her fat ass motherfucking belly button!
Yo mama so fat, she got arrested for carrying 10 pounds of CRACK.
Your mama so fat, she filled up Minecraft's block limit! lol XD
Yo mama is so fat, when she sat on Black Temple, it became Sunken Temple.
Yo mama so fat, she fell in love with a skinny dude and tried to hug him but crushed him.
Yo mama is so fat, she couldn't even fit through the rabbit hole at first because she ate like a damn pig last night when we had dinner.
Yo momma so fat, she glues together rags as clothes.
Arden is so fat!
Your mom's so fat, when she entered a fat contest, they said, "Sorry, no professionals!"
You're so fat when you walk into the mall, you *are* the mall.
Your mom is so fat the space shuttle can see her from 10,000 miles away.
You're so fat you sunk Captain Crunch's ship.
You're so fat your blood type is Nutella.