So Fat jokes

Yo mama is so fat, when she sat on Black Temple, it became Sunken Temple.

Yo mama so fat, she fell in love with a skinny dude and tried to hug him but crushed him.

Yo mama is so fat, she couldn't even fit through the rabbit hole at first because she ate like a damn pig last night when we had dinner.

Yo momma so fat, she glues together rags as clothes.

Arden is so fat!

You're so fat when you walk into the mall, you *are* the mall.

Your mom is so fat the space shuttle can see her from 10,000 miles away.

You're so fat you sunk Captain Crunch's ship.

You're so fat your blood type is Nutella.

Yo momma's so fat that she plays pool with planets.

Yo mama so fat, she's bigger than the universe itself!

You're so fat that you were the iceberg that made the Titanic sink.

Yo momma so fat when she went in the Skeld, she couldn't be ejected.

"Yo mama so fat, she thought Saturn was deez nuts."

Your mom is so fat, she played bowling with the planets.

Yo mom is so fat when she went to sit on the couch it said, "To be continued."

Your so fat, my sister said. I said, "So at least I ain't fatter than your momma."

You are so fat you were able to occupy Wall Street all by yourself.

Why was Huggy Wuggy not able to hug Cody’s mom?

Because she was so fat he couldn’t fit his arms around her.

You were born so fat they needed two cranes to carry you.

Yo mama's so fat that when Legolas killed her, Gimli counted her for two.