You're so fat when you walk into the mall, you *are* the mall.
Your mom is so fat the space shuttle can see her from 10,000 miles away.
You were born so fat they needed two cranes to carry you.
You're so fat you sunk Captain Crunch's ship.
You're so fat your blood type is Nutella.
"Yo mama so fat, she thought Saturn was deez nuts."
Yo mama so fat, she's the reason why Slenderman has no eyes.
Yo mama so fat when she asked for a bathtub, they put a blanket over an ocean!
Yo momma's so fat that she plays pool with planets.
Yo mama so fat, she's bigger than the universe itself!
Yo mama so fat, she the reason Dino's became extinct.
You're so fat, when you say the n-word, boogers come out.
Yo mama so fat that when she went to take a crap... she couldn't even take a crap!
Yo mama is so fat that people had to take pictures of her from space.
Jo mama so fat that when aliens invaded earth, they said, "Wow, two in one!"
You're so fat, when someone calls you fat, you get depressed and cut you a slice of cake.
Your mama's so fat, I don’t know if it is a hippo or not.
Yo mama is so fat, she got locked in a weapon store, and she broke it down without any weapons.
Yo mama so fat, everytime she has to use the world's largest knife.
Your hairline is so fat that when you meet Santa, you're fatter than him and your mom.
Yo mama so fat, when you married your sister, she was big enough to sit on the groom's side and the bride's side.
