So Fat jokes

You're so fat, that you're fat.

Yo mama is so fat that when she fell over, she created the Grand Canyon.

Yo mama is so fat that a whole forest grew on her, but it was sad because she really smells, so the forest died.

Yo mama so fat, everytime she has to use the world's largest knife.

Yo momma so fat, her four kids use her as a bed and her fat rolls as cozy blankets.

Your mama is so fat, the wall couldn't support her picture.

Your mama so fat, when she stepped on the scale, it said, "One at a time."

Yo mama so fat that the Avengers team had to snap five times and say, "Oh my God!"

Yo mama so fat, she needs 500,000 calories a day to keep her fueled.

Yo mama so fat when she asked for a bathtub, they put a blanket over an ocean!

Your mama's so fat that she's bigger than the Titanic.

Your mom's so fat, when she sat on Walmart, she lowered the prices!

Yo mama so fat, when she decides to workout, the stock market goes bankrupt.

Your mom so fat, Thanos had to clap!

Yo mama's so fat, there's not enough yo mama's so fat jokes to tell how fat she is.

Your hairline is so fat that when you meet Santa, you're fatter than him and your mom.

Yo mama is so fat your dad could never get away.

You're so fat when you step, you break the galaxy.

Your Momma's so fat, the recursive function calculating her mass causes a stack overflow.

Ur mum is so fat that when she lived in a flat on the highest floor, she fell through the inner floor.