So Fat jokes

Yo mama is so fat, she sat on a quarter and popped a booger out of George Washington's nose.

Yo mama so fat, she uses a mattress as a diaper.

Yo mama so fat when she went on a plane, somebody yelled "A solar eclipse!"

Yo mama so fat, you must refuel twice to run over her with a car.

Yo mama so fat, she curves space and time.

Yo mama so fat when she jumped in the water, the whales started singing "We are a family, even though you fatter than me."

Yo mama so fat, I stood next to her and lost cell phone reception.

Your mama is so fat that when she wears yellow, kids run after her thinking they missed the school bus.

Yo mama is so fat when she sees a bus full of white people, she thinks it's a Twinkie, lmao xd.

You're so fat that you have to live on Pluto so you don't destroy any of the planets.

Yo mama so fat when she stepped on the scale it said, "To be continued."

Yo momma is so fat, when she got on the scale it said, "I need your weight, not your phone number."

Yo mama so fat, NASA used her stomach to jump to Uranus in seconds.

Yo mama is so fat that when she walks, she causes earthquakes. She is so big that she has her own zip code and gravity field. She is so heavy that she needs a crane to get out of bed. She is so obese that she can't fit in any clothes, except for a circus tent. She is so large that she blocks the sun and causes eclipses.

Yo mama so fat, she got baptized at SeaWorld.

Yo mama so fat, she wears Orion's belt!

Your mama so fat, when she asked for a water bed they put a blanket over the Pacific Ocean.