So Fat jokes

Yo mama so fat, she sunk the Titanic.

Yo mama so fat even God could not lift her spirits.

Joe Momma so fat when Santa came down the chimney he said, "Ho, ho, holy crap!"

Yo mama so fat, she doesn't need internet, because she's already WORLDWIDE!

Roses are red, violets are black, your mum's so fat she sold her son for 10 Big Macs.

My wife is so fat, I took her to the Macy's Day parade. They attached ropes to her.

Your mamma so fat Thanos had to clap 4 times.

You're so fat that people say you're the biggest bird!

Yo mama so fat, she was the asteroid that killed the dinos.

Your momma's so fat, a whale said, "Hello, Mom!"

She's so fat that when she steps onto a wood floor, the floorboard doesn't creak, it screams: "Goddamn!!!" before it snaps from the weight.

Yo mama was so fat, Huggy Wuggy couldn't fit his arms around her!

Yo mama so fat, if she buys a fur coat, the WHOLE SPECIES will become extinct!

You're so fat when you walk into the mall, you *are* the mall.

Yo mama so fat, she got arrested for carrying 10 pounds of CRACK.

My wife is so fat.

She asked me to get on top; I had to get a step ladder. When I got up there, my ears popped, and the air was so thin. I had to have two Sherpas drag me off the mountain.

Your mama is so fat, when scientists discovered her, they thought it was a new galaxy.

Yo mama so fat, a bus ran into her and she said, "WHO THREW THAT TWINKIE AT ME?!"

You’re so fat that when you sit on the toilet, it says, “A B C D E F G, get your butt off of me!”

Yo mama so FAT... I tried to picture her in my head... AND SHE BROKE MY GOD DAMN NECK!