So Fat jokes
Why is yo mama so fat? She follows rap boat's diet.
Your mama is so fat, the Marvel Universe disappeared.
Yo mama so fat, it took the Flash 40 years to run around her.
Why is Sonic so fat? He eats too many chili dogs.
Your mom is so fat that she cannot look at her feet when taking a shower.
Your mum is so fat, she gets hit by a parked car!
One day, a chicken went to the nail store. He asked the "owner" where the shampoo was. "BRO IM NOT THE FRIKKIN MANAGER!" the guy said. So the duck walked away.
The next day he went back to the store and asked a pregnant lady why she was so fat. The lady punched him and ran away. The duck cried. Then he went to the lady's husband and said that he must be tired of being married since she punches people every day. The man punched him. The duck assumed they were the punching couple. The duck walked, and then fell in a ditch and stayed there to die. The pregnant lady and her husband were very pleased >:) muhahahahahahaha
Your momma is so fat, when she gets done having sex she rolls over and smokes a ham.
Your mom is so fat, it takes a year to turn around.
My bully: Your face is ugly.
Me: Yeah well your mom is so fat she broke the stairway to heaven.
My bully: :(
Yo mama so fat, she made Fat Albert jealous!
Yo mama so fat when she stepped on a monster truck she turned it into a lowrider.
You're so fat you can't see your penis when you piss.
Yo mama so fat that when she went in the ocean, Spain claimed her for new land.
Stinking poo poo bum.
Joke of the day: Your mum is so fat I saw her at Greg’s! 😭🤣
Your mama is so fat, when she stepped on a scale, it said "Damn!"
Yo mama so fat, that when she gets in a monster truck, it becomes a low-rider!
Your momma is so fat, the whole Earth falls down to 100,000,000 ft.
"Rapeboat" so fat it made yo momma look thin.
My girlfriend is so fat that when she runs or walks, she falls, so I am breaking up with you.
🙍🏼♀️Fat girlfriend: Nooo, don’t leave me, catch me, ahhh!
🙇🏼♀️Fat girlfriend falls on boyfriend: Ahhhhhh *dump*
🙇🏼♀️🙇🏼Fat girlfriend and boyfriend: Fat girlfriend: U didn’t catch me wawawawa. Boyfriend: Get off me, 900 pounds, ugh, I hate u!
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