"Rapeboat" so fat it made yo momma look thin.
My bully: Your face is ugly.
Me: Yeah well your mom is so fat she broke the stairway to heaven.
My bully: :(
Yo mama so fat when she stepped on a monster truck she turned it into a lowrider.
Yo mama so fat, she made Fat Albert jealous!
You're so fat you can't see your penis when you piss.
Yo mama so fat, that when she gets in a monster truck, it becomes a low-rider!
Your momma is so fat, the whole Earth falls down to 100,000,000 ft.
Your mama is so fat that all restaurants say, "Maximum weight 240KG or your mum!"
You're so fat, you have more chins than a fat Chinese with heaps of chins!
Your mom is so fat that she only knew 3 letters which is K F C
Your mum so fat that when she look in the mirror, the mirror cracked
Yo mama is so fat, I thought she was a beach whale.
Yo mama's so fat, when God said, "Let there be light," he asked her to move out of the way.
You're so fat that you're gonna be my next hamburger for dinner and the next In-N-Out, just like your parents.
You ever had sex with a woman that is so fat, it counted as a threesome?
You're so skinny you're a thin stick.
You're so fat that when you got in Pacific Ocean, you became the Pacific Ocean.
You're so ugly you got stuff for free.
You're so nasty that when you eat spaghetti, you thought it was throw up.
You're so fat you're the fattest person on Earth.
You are so gay you kissed the boy last night.
Your mom is so fat she ate an iPad and said, "Ahqah!" funny food mmm banana and hehe haha! And what deal with airline food? It's not white and it's not black and it's not Asian!? AHAH? DSF
You moms so fat when she entered a fat contest that said sorry no professional
Yo momma so fat, she farts out volcanoes.
yo mama so fat that when he was talking to a man her bowls fell out
