So Fat jokes

Yo mama so fat when she stepped on a monster truck she turned it into a lowrider.

Yo mama so fat, she made Fat Albert jealous!

You're so fat you can't see your penis when you piss.

Stinking poo poo bum.

Joke of the day: Your mum is so fat I saw her at Greg’s! 😭🤣

Yo mama so fat, that when she gets in a monster truck, it becomes a low-rider!

Your momma is so fat, the whole Earth falls down to 100,000,000 ft.

Your mama is so fat, when she stepped on a scale, it said "Damn!"

"Rapeboat" so fat it made yo momma look thin.

Yo mama so fat that when she went in the ocean, Spain claimed her for new land.

Ur mom is so fat that she has her own gravitational field. She attracts everything around her, from planets to asteroids to comets. She is the center of the solar system, and the sun is just one of her many satellites. She is so massive that she bends space and time, creating wormholes and black holes. She is the ultimate cosmic phenomenon, and no one can escape her pull.

Ur mom is so old that she witnessed the Big Bang. She was there when the universe was born, and she has seen it all. She knows the secrets of the cosmos, and she has lived through every epoch and era. She has watched stars form and die, galaxies collide and merge, and civilizations rise and fall. She is the oldest living being in existence, and she has more wisdom than anyone can imagine.

Ur mom is so ugly that she scares away aliens. She is the reason why we have never made contact with extraterrestrial life. They have seen her face and they have fled in terror. They have warned their fellow species to avoid Earth at all costs, because it is inhabited by a monstrous creature that defies all logic and beauty. She is the ultimate deterrent for invasion, and she has saved humanity from countless alien invasions.

Your mama is so fat that all restaurants say, "Maximum weight 240KG or your mum!"

You're so fat, you have more chins than a fat Chinese with heaps of chins!

Your mum is so fat that when she looks in the mirror, the mirror cracked!

You ever had sex with a woman that is so fat, it counted as a threesome?

Yo mama so fat!

She sunk the Titanic. She put on a blue coat and they thought she was an iceberg!

You're so fat that you're gonna be my next hamburger for dinner and the next In-N-Out, just like your parents.

Your mom is so fat that she only knows three letters, which are "KFC."

Yo mama's so fat, when God said, "Let there be light," he asked her to move out of the way.

Yo mama is so fat, I thought she was a beach whale.

You're so skinny you're a thin stick.

You're so fat that when you got in Pacific Ocean, you became the Pacific Ocean.

You're so ugly you got stuff for free.

You're so nasty that when you eat spaghetti, you thought it was throw up.

You're so fat you're the fattest person on Earth.

You are so gay you kissed the boy last night.