So Fat jokes
You are so fat Bob the Builder said, "I can't fix it!" LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
Yo mama is so fat that when she jumps, the earth was shaking!
Yo mama is so fat, the country of Russia isn't big enough to house her!
Your mama's so fat that she's bigger than the Titanic.
Joe Mama is so fat that when she sat on an iPhone, it turned into an iPod.
Your mom is so fat, they asked if she was a sumo wrestler.
Your momma is so fat, she doesn't need Wi-Fi, she is already worldwide!
Yo mama so fat, she stand on the scale and the scale says: "I want your weight, not your phone number!"
Why is Sonic so fat? He eats too many chili dogs.
Your mom is so fat that she cannot look at her feet when taking a shower.
Your mum is so fat, she gets hit by a parked car!
One day, a chicken went to the nail store. He asked the "owner" where the shampoo was. "BRO IM NOT THE FRIKKIN MANAGER!" the guy said. So the duck walked away.
The next day he went back to the store and asked a pregnant lady why she was so fat. The lady punched him and ran away. The duck cried. Then he went to the lady's husband and said that he must be tired of being married since she punches people every day. The man punched him. The duck assumed they were the punching couple. The duck walked, and then fell in a ditch and stayed there to die. The pregnant lady and her husband were very pleased >:) muhahahahahahaha
Your momma is so fat, when she gets done having sex she rolls over and smokes a ham.
"Rapeboat" so fat it made yo momma look thin.
Yo mama so fat that when she went in the ocean, Spain claimed her for new land.
Stinking poo poo bum.
Joke of the day: Your mum is so fat I saw her at Greg’s! 😭🤣
Yo mama so fat, that when she gets in a monster truck, it becomes a low-rider!
My bully: Your face is ugly.
Me: Yeah well your mom is so fat she broke the stairway to heaven.
My bully: :(
Your mother is so fat, she doesn’t need...
Yo mama so fat, she made Fat Albert jealous!