
So Fat jokes
Jo mama so fat that when aliens invaded earth, they said, "Wow, two in one!"
Yo mama's so fat, I swerved to miss her in my car and ran out of gas.
Yo momma is so fat that the ground shakes a lot as she walks.
Joe mama so fat, when she did the IShowSpeed dance, she fell five floors down.
Yo mama so fat, when she falls, they have to call 999 and a crane to pick her up.
Why is yo mama so fat? She follows rap boat's diet.
Yo momma so fat, when she said, "Order in the court," she really meant burgers and fries.
You're so fat, when you wear a yellow raincoat, people call out, "TAXI!"
Joe Mama's so fat, when she goes in the elevator, she has to go down.
Where did Sally go during the bombing? Everywhere.
Your mama is so fat that when she was playing online, she crashed the whole server.
Your mama is so fat, when she farted, the world had to wear gas masks.
Yo mama so fat when The Rock hit her with a Rock Bottom, her big fat ass belly let all the pizza explode out of her belly!
Your mamma is so fat that she saved me a lot of money by sitting in my car when I wanted to buy a low rider.
Your mom is so fat Thanos had to snap twice.
Yo' mama is so fat, her cereal bowl comes with a lifeguard.
Your mom is so fat, when she went to the ugly contest, they said, "No professionals."
Joe Mama so fat, she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl!
Marleigh is so fat and ugly.
Your mom is so fat that she mains Heavy from the game Team Fortress 2!
Your mum is so fat, flat earthers think she's round!