So Fat jokes
Yo mama so fat when The Rock hit her with a Rock Bottom, her big fat ass belly let all the pizza explode out of her belly!
When you went to McDonald's and sat down, you were so fat, they said, "TBC."
Yo mama is so fat, when she walked past the TV, I missed three episodes.
Yo mama is so fat that even CaseOh couldn't bang her.
Yo mama is so fat, she jumped on a trampoline and she broke it.
Your mama is so fat, when she farted, the world had to wear gas masks.
You're so fat, when you went on the weighing scale, it said "to be continued."
Yo ass so fat that you can't see your toes.
When you go to the movies, you take up seven rows.
Joe Mama's so fat, when she goes in the elevator, she has to go down.
Your mama is so fat.
She went on a diet and solved world hunger!
Your mama is so fat and stupid. She got hit by a school bus. Her reply was, "Who threw that Twinkie at me?"
Your mum is so fat, when the doctors did her x-ray, the doctor said to her, "I want your x-ray, not an elephant's x-ray!"
Yo mama so fat, she had to have 5 doorways to get anywhere!
Yo mama so fat, when she had an interview for NASA, they said, "We don't hire planets."
Ur mom is so fat that when she came to the front door, she was already at the back door.
Your momma is so fat, when she got in the Pacific, she became the Pacific Ocean.
Your mama's so ugly, she got everything for free.
Yo mama so fat, when she was just there, she made the whole earth go back to the ice age!
Your momma so fat, when she asked for a water bed, she got a concrete bed.
Yo mama's so fat, she thinks the buffet is the starter plate.
Your mom is so fat Santa Claus came down and said, "Ho ho holy shit!"