Yo mama so fat, when she was just there, she made the whole earth go back to the ice age!
Ur mom is so fat that when she came to the front door, she was already at the back door.
Your momma is so fat, when she got in the Pacific, she became the Pacific Ocean.
Your mama's so ugly, she got everything for free.
Yo mama so fat, when she had an interview for NASA, they said, "We don't hire planets."
Yo mama so fat when The Rock hit her with a Rock Bottom, her big fat ass belly let all the pizza explode out of her belly!
Yo mama so fat that John Cena couldn’t get her down with an Attitude Adjustment!
When you went to McDonald's and sat down, you were so fat, they said, "TBC."
Your mama is so fat, when she farted, the world had to wear gas masks.
You're so fat, when you went on the weighing scale, it said "to be continued."
Your mama is so fat, I had to look twice to get a first impression.
Your mama is so fat. Her high school picture is an aerial photograph.
Your mama is so fat and stupid. She got hit by a school bus. Her reply was, "Who threw that Twinkie at me?"
Your mum is so fat, when the doctors did her x-ray, the doctor said to her, "I want your x-ray, not an elephant's x-ray!"
Yo mama is so fat, she jumped on a trampoline and she broke it.
You are so fat and ugly, Chucky didn't even want to play with you.
Yo mama so fat that every time she takes a swim, the Arctic sinks by a mile!
Your momma's so fat, she farted in bed and blew the covers off.
You are so fat that when you go out to check your letterbox, it measures 8 on the Richter scale.
Your mom is so fat nobody can compare her to anything.
Yo mama's so fat, she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl!
