So Fat jokes

When you went to McDonald's and sat down, you were so fat, they said, "TBC."

Yo mama so fat even God could not lift her spirits.

Your momma so fat, when she asked for a water bed, she got a concrete bed.

Your mom is so fat, she fell down the Grand Canyon and got stuck!

Aliana is so fat, she can't fit through a hula hoop.

Yo mama so fat when she wanted to get wet, she used the highway as a slippin' slide!

Your momma's so fat, when she asked for a water bed, they put a blanket over the ocean.

Yo mama so fat, she called Dr. Seuss and he couldn’t even rhyme back.

"Hey, kid, why are you so fat?"

"Why did you insult him? That's not nice."

"It won't matter, he's deaf."

You're so fat, when you went on the weighing scale, it said "to be continued."

Yo mama so fat, when she had an interview for NASA, they said, "We don't hire planets."

Your mama is so fat, when she farted, the world had to wear gas masks.

Joe Mama's so fat, when she goes in the elevator, she has to go down.

Your mama is so fat. Her high school picture is an aerial photograph.

Your mama is so fat, I had to look twice to get a first impression.

Your mama is so fat. When she went skydiving, it caused a global panic.

Your mama is so fat.

She went on a diet and solved world hunger!

Your mama is so fat and stupid. She got hit by a school bus. Her reply was, "Who threw that Twinkie at me?"

Your mama is so fat, guys have to bring climbing equipment to have sex with her.

Your mom's so fat, she fell.