So Fat jokes

Your mom is so fat Santa Claus came down and said, "Ho ho holy shit!"

Yo mama so fat that every time she takes a swim, the Arctic sinks by a mile!

Yo momma so fat, she farts out volcanoes.

Your momma's so fat, she farted in bed and blew the covers off.

Your mom is so fat nobody can compare her to anything.

You are so fat that when you go out to check your letterbox, it measures 8 on the Richter scale.

"Hey, kid, why are you so fat?"

"Why did you insult him? That's not nice."

"It won't matter, he's deaf."

Yo mama so fat, she can't pick up a dumbbell... the dumbbell pick her up.

Yo mama so fat, when she takes an elevator, it ALWAYS goes down!

Yo mama is so fat that every step she takes in the ocean creates a tsunami!

Yo mama so fat, a bus ran into her and she said, "WHO THREW THAT TWINKIE AT ME?!"

Yo momma so fat she died at 5. Her kids, f

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Your momma's so fat, when she asked for a water bed, they put a blanket over the ocean.

Yo mama so fat when she wanted to get wet, she used the highway as a slippin' slide!

Aliana is so fat, she can't fit through a hula hoop.

Yo mama so fat even God could not lift her spirits.

Yo mama is so fat that even CaseOh couldn't bang her.

Your mama is so fat that when she jumped, they found water on Mars.

Yo mama is so fat, when she walked past the TV, I missed three episodes.

Your mom is so fat, when she went to the ugly contest, they said, "No professionals."