So Fat jokes
Yo mama so fat that every time she takes a swim, the Arctic sinks by a mile!
Yo mama is so fat, she jumped on a trampoline and she broke it.
You are so fat and ugly, Chucky didn't even want to play with you.
Your mama is so fat, I had to look twice to get a first impression.
Your mama is so fat and stupid. She got hit by a school bus. Her reply was, "Who threw that Twinkie at me?"
Your mum is so fat, when the doctors did her x-ray, the doctor said to her, "I want your x-ray, not an elephant's x-ray!"
You're so fat, when you went on the weighing scale, it said "to be continued."
Joe Mama's so fat, when she goes in the elevator, she has to go down.
Your mama is so fat. Her high school picture is an aerial photograph.
Your mama is so fat. When she went skydiving, it caused a global panic.
Your mama is so fat.
She went on a diet and solved world hunger!
Your mama is so fat, guys have to bring climbing equipment to have sex with her.
Your mom's so fat, she fell.
Your mama is so fat, when she farted, the world had to wear gas masks.
Yo mama so fat, a bus ran into her and she said, "WHO THREW THAT TWINKIE AT ME?!"
Yo mama so fat, she called Dr. Seuss and he couldn’t even rhyme back.
"Hey, kid, why are you so fat?"
"Why did you insult him? That's not nice."
"It won't matter, he's deaf."
Yo mama so fat, when she takes an elevator, it ALWAYS goes down!
Yo mama is so fat that every step she takes in the ocean creates a tsunami!
Yo momma so fat she died at 5. Her kids, f
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