You are so fat that when you go out to check your letterbox, it measures 8 on the Richter scale.
So Fat Jokes
You're so fat, when you went on the weighing scale, it said "to be continued."
Yo mama so fat, when she had an interview for NASA, they said, "We don't hire planets."
Your mama is so fat, when she farted, the world had to wear gas masks.
Your momma is so fat, when she got in the Pacific, she became the Pacific Ocean.
Your mama's so ugly, she got everything for free.
Ur mom is so fat that when she came to the front door, she was already at the back door.
Yo mama so fat, when she was just there, she made the whole earth go back to the ice age!
Your mom is so fat nobody can compare her to anything.
Yo mama so fat, she can't pick up a dumbbell... the dumbbell pick her up.
Yo mama is so fat that every step she takes in the ocean creates a tsunami!
"Hey, kid, why are you so fat?"
"Why did you insult him? That's not nice."
"It won't matter, he's deaf."
Yo mama so fat, when she takes an elevator, it ALWAYS goes down!
You're so fat that you're as big as UY Scuti!
Yo mama so fat even God could not lift her spirits.
Yo mama's so fat, a man has to bring climbing equipment to kiss her on the cheek.
When you went to McDonald's and sat down, you were so fat, they said, "TBC."
Yo mama so fat that when he was talking to a man, her bowels fell out.
Yo mama so fat when The Rock hit her with a Rock Bottom, her big fat ass belly let all the pizza explode out of her belly!
Yo mama so fat that John Cena couldn’t get her down with an Attitude Adjustment!
Yo mama's so fat, she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl!
