So Fat jokes

Your mom's so fat, she fell.

Your mum is so fat, when the doctors did her x-ray, the doctor said to her, "I want your x-ray, not an elephant's x-ray!"

Yo mama is so fat, she jumped on a trampoline and she broke it.

You're so fat, when you went on the weighing scale, it said "to be continued."

Your mama is so fat, when she farted, the world had to wear gas masks.

Yo mama so fat, a bus ran into her and she said, "WHO THREW THAT TWINKIE AT ME?!"

"Hey, kid, why are you so fat?"

"Why did you insult him? That's not nice."

"It won't matter, he's deaf."

Yo momma so fat she died at 5. Her kids, f

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Yo mama so fat, she can't pick up a dumbbell... the dumbbell pick her up.

Yo mama so fat, when she had an interview for NASA, they said, "We don't hire planets."

Yo mama so fat, when she was just there, she made the whole earth go back to the ice age!

Ur mom is so fat that when she came to the front door, she was already at the back door.

Your momma is so fat, when she got in the Pacific, she became the Pacific Ocean.

Your mama's so ugly, she got everything for free.

Yo mama so fat, she called Dr. Seuss and he couldn’t even rhyme back.

Your mom is so fat Santa Claus came down and said, "Ho ho holy shit!"

Yo mama's so fat, she thinks the buffet is the starter plate.

Your momma's so fat, she farted in bed and blew the covers off.

Yo mama so fat that every time she takes a swim, the Arctic sinks by a mile!

Yo momma so fat, she farts out volcanoes.

You are so fat that when you go out to check your letterbox, it measures 8 on the Richter scale.