Your mom is so fat that when she fell on the sidewalk, nobody laughed, but the sidewalk cracked up.
Your mom is so fat that she can't get internet because she is worldwide.
Yo mama so fat, Thanos had to snap twice.
Yo mama's feet are so fat, she had to wear a sock on each toe.
Yo mama so fat that when she sits down, the earth falls out of the Solar System.
Yo mama so fat, when she goes to the movies, she sits next to everyone.
Yo mama so fat, when she said, "I want a boat," they gave her a naval ship.
Yo mama so fat, I saw her eat with 3 utensils: A spoon, a knife, and a FORKLIFT.
Yo mama so fat when she went on a plane, somebody yelled "A solar eclipse!"
Your mama so fat the flash died halfway running around her.
You're so fat the only letters of the alphabet you know are K, F, and C.
Yo mama is so fat that when she walks, she causes earthquakes. She is so big that she has her own zip code and gravity field. She is so heavy that she needs a crane to get out of bed. She is so obese that she can't fit in any clothes, except for a circus tent. She is so large that she blocks the sun and causes eclipses.
Yo mama's so fat, when she skips a meal, the stock market drops.
Yo mama is so fat, her car has stretch marks.
- Yo mama is so fat, when she wears a yellow dress, people yell "Taxi!"
- Yo mama is so stupid, she tried to climb Mountain Dew.
- Yo mama is so ugly, she made a blind kid cry.
- Yo mama is so old, she knew Burger King when he was still a prince.
- Yo mama is so poor, she can't even afford to pay attention.
Yo mama is so fat, she sat on a quarter and popped a booger out of George Washington's nose.
Joe mama so fat she went wearing high heels and came back in flip flops.
Holy shit there's so many yo mama jokes. Here's mine: Yo mama so skinny she used a cheerio as a hula hoop.
Yo mama so fat that she made a plane unstable and crashed it into the Twin Towers.
Yo mama so old that she has Jesus's autograph.
Yo mama so ugly that not even makeup can save her.
Yo mama so dumb that she thought Rocket League was a competition between kids in wheelchairs.
Yo mama so fat, she has her own event horizon.
Roses are red, violets are black, your mum's so fat she sold her son for 10 Big Macs.
