So Fat jokes

Your mom is so fat Thanos had to snap twice.

Your mum's so fat, I took a picture of her last Christmas and it's still printing.

Ur mama so fat she needs two watches because she's in different time zones.

Yo mama so fat that when she went to take a crap... she couldn't even take a crap!

Yo mama so fat that when she was on the moon, she had it sent right into the abyss of outer space.

You're hairline is like I was so fat Dora the Explorer couldn't find your numbers!

Yo mama so fat that she's social distancing from herself.

Jo mama is so fat that I could write 3 paragraphs, and she still wouldn't fit!

My girlfriend is so fat that when she runs or walks, she falls, so I am breaking up with you.

🙍🏼‍♀️Fat girlfriend: Nooo, don’t leave me, catch me, ahhh!

🙇🏼‍♀️Fat girlfriend falls on boyfriend: Ahhhhhh *dump*

🙇🏼‍♀️🙇🏼Fat girlfriend and boyfriend: Fat girlfriend: U didn’t catch me wawawawa. Boyfriend: Get off me, 900 pounds, ugh, I hate u!

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This page is for fat jokes, right? Well, I am breaking the mold! Yo Mama so fat! That's not a Joke it's True.

P.S. If your mom is actually fat, then I am sorry that I don't care.

Ur mom was so fat that even Jon Brower Minnoch was ten times less fat.

Your mama is so fat that when she ate a burger, she liked it.

Yo mama is so fat that she's bigger than the cinematic Marvel Universe.

Yo mama is so fat that she crushed her PlayStation profile.

Your mother is so fat, she doesn’t need...

Joe mama so fat, when she did the IShowSpeed dance, she fell five floors down.

Yo mama so fat that when she took a selfie, she needed two phones.

Yo mama so fat, when she falls, they have to call 999 and a crane to pick her up.

Yo mama's so fat, I swerved to miss her in my car and ran out of gas.

You're so fat, when you wear a yellow raincoat, people call out, "TAXI!"