You're so fat, astronomers discovered a planet larger than Earth but smaller than Uranus.
Yo mama so fat that she needs two watches for two different time zones
yo mama is so fat she has her own personal gravity
Yo mama so fat she wears orions belt
Joe mama so fat dora can't explore her
Your mom is so fat that she can't get internet cuz she is worldwide
Ur mom is so fat that when she fell on the Sidewalk, nobody laughed but the sidewalk cracked up
yo mama so fat thanos had to snap twice
Yo mama so fat that when she sits down, the earth falls out of the Solar System.
yo mama feet is so fat she had to wear a sock on each toe
Yo mama so fat when she goes to the movies, she sits next to everyone.
To mama so fat when she went on a plane somebody yelled A SOLLAR ECLIPSE
Yo mama so fat when she said i want a boat they gave her a naval ship
Yo mama so fat, I saw her eat with 3 utensils : A spoon, a knife, and a FORKLIFT
your mama so fat the flash died half way running around her
You're so fat the only letters of the alphabet you know are KFC
I know why asain's eyes are always closed. It's because Americans are so fat and ugly
Yo mama's so fat, her car has stretch marks.
Yo mama's so fat, when she skips a meal, the stock market drops.
Yo mama is so fat, she sat on a quarter and popped a booger out of George Washington's nose.