So Fat jokes

Yo momma so fat, when she gets in an elevator, it HAS to go down!

Yo mama's so fat that when Legolas killed her, Gimli counted her for two.

Your mom is so fat, every time she turns around, it's her birthday.

Why was Huggy Wuggy not able to hug Cody’s mom?

Because she was so fat he couldn’t fit his arms around her.

Aliana is so fat, she can't fit through a hula hoop.

You're so fat you sunk Captain Crunch's ship.

You're so fat your blood type is Nutella.

Aitana is so fat that Thanos had to clap for her to disappear.

Joe Mama's so fat, when she goes in the elevator, she has to go down.

You're so fat you probably apply sunscreen with a paint roller.

Yo mama so fat when The Rock hit her with a Rock Bottom, her big fat ass belly let all the pizza explode out of her belly!

Yo momma's so fat, it takes her 1,000,000 hours on the toilet.

Your mama is so fat, the Marvel Universe disappeared.

Your mum (mom) so fat, she wore a yellow T-shirt, they said "Taxi!"

Your so fat, my sister said. I said, "So at least I ain't fatter than your momma."

My Premier is so fat she has her own gravitational pull.

Your momma is so fat, she doesn't need Wi-Fi, she is already worldwide!

Yo momma so fat, when she said, "Order in the court," she really meant burgers and fries.

Yo mama so fat when she goes to the shoe store, she needs to take their advice and get XXXXL.

Your momma's so fat, when she pulls her knickers down, her ass is still in them.

Your mum is so fat, when the doctors did her x-ray, the doctor said to her, "I want your x-ray, not an elephant's x-ray!"