So Fat jokes
Yo mama so fat, when she is on her period, she floods the entire town with her blood.
Your momma is so fat, she eats insulation and thinks it's cotton candy.
Yo mama is so fat that every step she takes in the ocean creates a tsunami!
Your mom is so fat that when she went on top of one of the Twin Towers, it collapsed.
You're so fat, you don't need internet because you're already worldwide.
Yo mama so fat, she's the reason why Slenderman has no eyes.
Your mama is so fat, by the time I swerved to miss her with the car, I ran out of gas.
Why is Sonic so fat? He eats too many chili dogs.
Your mum is so fat, when she was in front of my apartment, I couldn't get in.
Your mom is so fat, she looks like she ate the marshmallow from Ghostbusters.
Yo mama so fat, when she had an interview for NASA, they said, "We don't hire planets."
Yo mama so fat, she's bigger than the universe itself!
My wife is so fat. She jumped up in the air and got stuck.
Your momma's so fat, when she asked for a water bed, they put a blanket over the ocean.
Yo mama so fat when someone asked her to touch her chin, she asked, "Which one?"
You're so fat that when they tried to print a picture of you through the computer, they couldn't fit you in the whole picture because you were so big!
Yo momma so fat, when she pulled out the chair, it screamed and broke itself.
Yo mama so fat, when she was telling me her weight, I thought she was telling me her number.
Yo mama so fat that when she bought food, she ran out of money.
Your momma is so fat, when she chose a yellow shirt when she was on a run, the kids ran after her because they thought they missed the bus.