So Fat

So Fat jokes

Mom

Your mom's so fat that One Punch Man had to take two punches.

Yo mama

Yo mama is so fat, that when I unfollowed her on Instagram, my phone got 1 GB of storage.

Fat

Your mom is so fat that if she sits on top of a gas station, she will lower the prices.

Yo mama

Yo mama so fat when she jumped in the water, the whales started singing "We are a family, even though you fatter than me."

Memes

Yo mama

Yo mama so fat that when she crossed the road, people mistook her for a roundabout.

Mama

Your mama is so fat, when she went camping, the bears hid their food from her.

Yo mama

Yo mama so fat that when I banged her in the jacuzzi, there was a level 8 tsunami.

Yo mama

yo mama so fat she went swimming with the whales and sang "weeeeeee areeeee fammmilllyyyyy!!!!!!!"

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  • Stereotype

    I know why Asian's eyes are always closed. It's because Americans are so fat and ugly.

    Yo mama

    Alfonso's mom is so fat that she stepped on the scale and the doctor said, "Oh shit, that's my phone number!"

    Yo mama

    Yo mama so fat, when she joined NASA, they put her in orbit and the next day there was a lunar eclipse.

    Fat

    You're so fat, astronomers discovered a planet larger than Earth but smaller than Uranus.

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