Your mom's so fat that One Punch Man had to take two punches.
Yo mama is so fat, that when I unfollowed her on Instagram, my phone got 1 GB of storage.
Yo mama is so fat, she takes her selfies in panoramic mode.
Your mom is so fat that if she sits on top of a gas station, she will lower the prices.
Yo mama so fat when she jumped in the water, the whales started singing "We are a family, even though you fatter than me."
Yo mama is so fat, she goes to the beach to sell shade.
Yo mama so fat that when she crossed the road, people mistook her for a roundabout.
Your mama is so fat, when she went camping, the bears hid their food from her.
Your mama is so fat, One Punch Man had to punch twice.
Yo mama so fat that when I banged her in the jacuzzi, there was a level 8 tsunami.
yo mama so fat she went swimming with the whales and sang "weeeeeee areeeee fammmilllyyyyy!!!!!!!"
I know why Asian's eyes are always closed. It's because Americans are so fat and ugly.
Yo mama so fat that she was born on the 3rd, 4th, and 5th of March.
Alfonso's mom is so fat that she stepped on the scale and the doctor said, "Oh shit, that's my phone number!"
Yo mama so fat, when she joined NASA, they put her in orbit and the next day there was a lunar eclipse.
You're so fat, astronomers discovered a planet larger than Earth but smaller than Uranus.
Yo mama so fat that she needs two watches for two different time zones.
Yo mama so fat, she wears Orion's belt!
Yo mama is so fat, she has her own personal gravity.
Joe mama is so fat, Dora can't explore her.
