So Fat jokes

Yo mama so fat, I stood next to her and lost cell phone reception.

Your mom's so fat that One Punch Man had to take two punches.

Your mom is so fat that if she sits on top of a gas station, she will lower the prices.

Yo mama so fat that when I banged her in the jacuzzi, there was a level 8 tsunami.

Yo mama is so fat, she takes her selfies in panoramic mode.

Yo mama so fat when she jumped in the water, the whales started singing "We are a family, even though you fatter than me."

Yo mama so fat that when she crossed the road, people mistook her for a roundabout.

Your mama is so fat, when she went camping, the bears hid their food from her.

Yo mama is so fat, she goes to the beach to sell shade.

Your mama is so fat, One Punch Man had to punch twice.

Yo mama so fat that she needs two watches for two different time zones.

yo mama so fat she went swimming with the whales and sang "weeeeeee areeeee fammmilllyyyyy!!!!!!!"

I know why Asian's eyes are always closed. It's because Americans are so fat and ugly.

Your mom is so fat that she can't get internet because she is worldwide.

Your mom is so fat that when she fell on the sidewalk, nobody laughed, but the sidewalk cracked up.

Yo mama so fat that she was born on the 3rd, 4th, and 5th of March.

Alfonso's mom is so fat that she stepped on the scale and the doctor said, "Oh shit, that's my phone number!"

Yo mama is so fat that when she walks, she causes earthquakes. She is so big that she has her own zip code and gravity field. She is so heavy that she needs a crane to get out of bed. She is so obese that she can't fit in any clothes, except for a circus tent. She is so large that she blocks the sun and causes eclipses.

Yo mama so fat, when she joined NASA, they put her in orbit and the next day there was a lunar eclipse.

You're so fat, astronomers discovered a planet larger than Earth but smaller than Uranus.