Yo mama so fat, even Bob the Builder said, "We can't fix that!"
Yo mama so fat, when she sat on Walmart, the prices went down.
your mamas so fat, scientists found a new planet called Heranus
Yo mama's so fat, when she fell I didn't laugh, but the sidewalk cracked up.
Yo mama so fat, you must refuel twice to run over her with a car.
Yo mom so fat when she jumped in the water the whales started singing "we are a family, even though u fatter then me"
Your mom's so fat that One Punch Man had to take two punches.
Yo mama so fat i stood next to her and lost cell phone reception
Yo Mama is so fat, that when i unfollowed her on instagram, my phone got 1 GB of storage
Yo mama so fat, she takes her selfies in panoramic mode.
Your mom is so fat that if she sits on top a gas station, she will lower the prices.
Yo mama is so fat, she goes to the beach to sell shade.
yo momma so fat that when she crossed the road people mistook her for a roundabout.
Your mama is so fat when she went camping the Bears hid their food from her
your mama is so fat 1 punch man had to punch twice
Yo mama so fat that when i banged her in the jacuzzi there was a level 8 tsunami
yo mama so fat she went swimmimg with the whales and sang weeeeeee areeeee fammmilllyyyyy!!!!!!!!!
Alfonsos mom is so fat. That she stepped on the scale and the doctor sayd “oh Shit thats my phone number!!!”
Yo mama so fat that she was born on 3rd,4th and 5th of the March.
Yo mama so fat, when she joined NASA, they put her in orbit and the next day there was a lunar eclipse.
