Yo momma so fat when she tried to hang herself the noose broke.
Yo mama is so fat she jumped to the air and got stuck
yo mama so fat, when she made a joke, only one person laughed at it. the pavement, it was absolutely cracking up
ur mum so fat that when she walked into a bar,hey said sorry we don't sell food her
ur mum is so fat that when she lived in a flat on the highest floor, she fell through the inner floor
yo mama so fat survivors of the titanic said a fat girl on the bow was so heavy, the ship started to sink. but when she reached the stern, the ship split.
yo mama so fat she have to use pillow cases for socks
You mama so fat, her cheeks are in different time zones.
ur mom is so fat that when god said " let there be light, " he asked you to move out the way
Me to bully: You are so fat that when the satellite took the picture you were considered as an island. Bully:(Speechless)
yo mama so fat that she broke the scale when she put on foot on it
yo mama is so fat that she brought a spoon to the Superbowl and and plate and ketchup to the redzone
You're so fat when people see you running they can't help but yell out "keep running"
Your mama so fat when she fell I didnt laugh but the concrete cracked up.
Yo momma so fat that she don't need a backpack. She keeps her things in her lagrangian points.
you're mama so fat she went by a TV and Miss eight episodes
your mama so fat when pennywise said "we all float down here" he saw her and suddenly new he was mistaken.
Yo momma's so fat that she got married to diabetes!
Joe mama so fat when she went to the movies she sat next to everybody Joe mama so fat when she stepped on the scale it said one at a time please Joe mama so fat when she stepped on the scale it said to be continued
Yo mama is so fat, when she took a walk she made an earthquake!!!!!
