So Fat jokes
Yo mama so fat, she needed cheat codes for Wii Fit!
Your mamma so fat she has to use the equator as her belt.
Yo mama so fat, she uses a mattress as a diaper.
You're so fat, when people see you running, they can't help but yell out, "Keep running!"
Your momma's so fat, when I went to suck her titties, I got a mouth full of knee.
Me to bully: You are so fat that when the satellite took the picture, you were considered as an island.
Bully: (Speechless)
Yo mama so fat, her cheeks are in different time zones.
Joe mama so fat that she is homeless wit you.
Joe Mama so fat, she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl!
Joe mama so fat, she fell on both sides of the bed.
Yo mama is so fat that she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl and a plate and ketchup to the red zone.
Yo mama so fat that she broke the scale when she put one foot on it.
Yo momma so fat that she don't need a backpack. She keeps her things in her Lagrangian points.
Your mama is so fat that when she fell, I didn't laugh, but the concrete cracked up.
Your mama so fat, she walked by a TV and missed eight episodes.
Yo momma is so fat, when she tried to hang herself, the noose broke.
Yo mama is so fat, she jumped into the air and got stuck!
Ur mum is so fat that when she lived in a flat on the highest floor, she fell through the inner floor.
Ur mum so fat that when she walked into a bar, they said, "Sorry, we don't sell food here."
Yo mama so fat, she has to use pillowcases for socks.