So Fat jokes
Yo mama so fat, she needed cheat codes for Wii Fit!
Your mamma so fat she has to use the equator as her belt.
Yo mama so fat, she uses a mattress as a diaper.
Yo mama so fat, I have to take a train, 2 buses, and 3 airplanes to get on her good side.
Yo mama so fat, when she went to a dating service, they ended up matching her up with Pittsburgh.
Your mama so fat, when Pennywise said, "We all float down here," he saw her and suddenly knew he was mistaken.
Yo mama so fat, when she made a joke, only one person laughed at it: the pavement. It was absolutely cracking up!
Yo mama is so fat, she jumped into the air and got stuck!
Yo momma is so fat, when she tried to hang herself, the noose broke.
Your momma's so fat, when I went to suck her titties, I got a mouth full of knee.
You're so fat, when people see you running, they can't help but yell out, "Keep running!"
Yo mama so fat, her cheeks are in different time zones.
Joe mama so fat that she is homeless wit you.
Ur mum is so fat that when she lived in a flat on the highest floor, she fell through the inner floor.
Ur mum so fat that when she walked into a bar, they said, "Sorry, we don't sell food here."
Yo mama so fat, survivors of the Titanic said a fat girl on the bow was so heavy, the ship started to sink, but when she reached the stern, the ship split.
Yo mama so fat, she has to use pillowcases for socks.
Me to bully: You are so fat that when the satellite took the picture, you were considered as an island.
Bully: (Speechless)
Yo mama is so fat that she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl and a plate and ketchup to the red zone.
Yo mama so fat that she broke the scale when she put one foot on it.