So Fat jokes

Yo mama so fat, she can't pick up a dumbbell... the dumbbell pick her up.

Yo mama's so fat, she wrestled a polar bear and won.

Yo mama so fat, when she was telling me her weight, I thought she was telling me her number.

Yo momma so fat, when she pulled out the chair, it screamed and broke itself.

My girlfriend is so fat, she looked into the mirror and said, "Woah, there are two of me!"

Yo mama so fat, when she decides to workout, the stock market goes bankrupt.

Yo mama so fat, she stepped on the scale and it said a.k.a. "error."

You're so fat that when they tried to print a picture of you through the computer, they couldn't fit you in the whole picture because you were so big!

Yo mama so fat that when she attempted suicide, she bounced to Area 51.

Yo mama so fat, she needs 500,000 calories a day to keep her fueled.

Yo mama so fat, when she was just there, she made the whole earth go back to the ice age!

Your mama so fat, when she put a leg in the car, the wheels deflated.

Your momma is so fat, when she chose a yellow shirt when she was on a run, the kids ran after her because they thought they missed the bus.

Yo mama so fat when someone asked her to touch her chin, she asked, "Which one?"

"Rapeboat" so fat it made yo momma look thin.

So fat you're a scale said, "Fat ass."

Your hairline is so fat that when you meet Santa, you're fatter than him and your mom.

Yo mama so fat, her future is brighter than VY Canis Majoris!

Yo mama so fat when she asked for a bathtub, they put a blanket over an ocean!

Yo mama's so fat, when she sits on a dollar, four quarters pop out.