So Fat jokes
Well, yo mama is fat, and when she loses weight, all the food that she has is hers, but the Africans get none.
You're so fat, the only thing you could be for Halloween is the Kool-Aid Man.
You are so fat Bob the Builder said, "I can't fix it!" LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
Yo mama so fat...
That when she used a jump rope... Every time she jumped caused a giant cataclysm!
Yo mama so fat, when she ate one cheeseburger, she pooped it out immediately because her butt was too big.
Yo momma is so fat that the ground shakes a lot as she walks.
Yo mama so fat, when she goes to get grapes off a bush, the bush says, "Bitch, I never thought they can grow that big!"
Yo momma so fat she died at 5. Her kids, f
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Momma's so fat, she can use her belly button as a breakfast bowl.
Your mama is so fat, even God couldn't raise her spirit.
Your mum is so fat she eats all day!
Your mama is so fat, when she farted, the world had to wear gas masks.
Your mom is so fat, she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl.
Your mum is so fat, flat earthers think she's round!
Yo mamma so fat, scientists say she's the closest planet to Earth!
Yo mama is so fat that when she was at school, they needed a satellite to take her school photo.
Yo mama so FAT...
That when she had sex with you...
Your balls turned to pancakes.
Yo mama so fat, she went to the moon without leaving Earth.
Yo mama so fat you can see her from 1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 galaxies away!
Yo mama's so fat, brexshit is deporting British citizens.