Your mamma so fat she has to use the equator as her belt.
Yo mama so fat, she uses a mattress as a diaper.
Yo mama so fat, when she went to a dating service, they ended up matching her up with Pittsburgh.
Yo momma is so fat, when she tried to hang herself, the noose broke.
Joe mama so fat, she fell on both sides of the bed.
Your mama so fat, she walked by a TV and missed eight episodes.
Your mama is so fat that when she fell, I didn't laugh, but the concrete cracked up.
Yo momma so fat that she don't need a backpack. She keeps her things in her Lagrangian points.
Ur mum so fat that when she walked into a bar, they said, "Sorry, we don't sell food here."
Ur mum is so fat that when she lived in a flat on the highest floor, she fell through the inner floor.
Yo mama so fat, survivors of the Titanic said a fat girl on the bow was so heavy, the ship started to sink, but when she reached the stern, the ship split.
Your mama so fat, when Pennywise said, "We all float down here," he saw her and suddenly knew he was mistaken.
Me to bully: You are so fat that when the satellite took the picture, you were considered as an island.
Bully: (Speechless)
Yo mama is so fat, she jumped into the air and got stuck!
Yo mama so fat, when she made a joke, only one person laughed at it: the pavement. It was absolutely cracking up!
Yo mama so fat, she has to use pillowcases for socks.
Yo mama so fat, her cheeks are in different time zones.
Yo mama so fat that she broke the scale when she put one foot on it.
Yo mama is so fat that she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl and a plate and ketchup to the red zone.
Your momma's so fat, when I went to suck her titties, I got a mouth full of knee.
