So Fat jokes

Your mamma so fat she has to use the equator as her belt.

Yo mama so fat, she uses a mattress as a diaper.

Yo momma is so fat, when she tried to hang herself, the noose broke.

Your mom is so fat that when she went on the scale, it said, "I need your weight, not your phone number!"

Me to bully: You are so fat that when the satellite took the picture, you were considered as an island.

Bully: (Speechless)

You're so fat, when people see you running, they can't help but yell out, "Keep running!"

Your momma's so fat, when I went to suck her titties, I got a mouth full of knee.

Yo mama is so fat that she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl and a plate and ketchup to the red zone.

Yo mama so fat that she broke the scale when she put one foot on it.

Joe Mama so fat, she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl!

Joe mama so fat, she fell on both sides of the bed.

Yo mama so fat, her cheeks are in different time zones.

Joe mama so fat that she is homeless wit you.

Your mama so fat, she walked by a TV and missed eight episodes.

Yo momma so fat that she don't need a backpack. She keeps her things in her Lagrangian points.

Your mama is so fat that when she fell, I didn't laugh, but the concrete cracked up.

Your mama so fat, when Pennywise said, "We all float down here," he saw her and suddenly knew he was mistaken.

Yo mama so fat, she has to use pillowcases for socks.

Yo mama so fat, survivors of the Titanic said a fat girl on the bow was so heavy, the ship started to sink, but when she reached the stern, the ship split.

Ur mum is so fat that when she lived in a flat on the highest floor, she fell through the inner floor.