So Fat jokes
Yo mama so fat, she needed cheat codes for Wii Fit!
Your mamma so fat she has to use the equator as her belt.
Yo mama so fat, she uses a mattress as a diaper.
Yo mama so fat, when she went to a dating service, they ended up matching her up with Pittsburgh.
Yo mama so fat, survivors of the Titanic said a fat girl on the bow was so heavy, the ship started to sink, but when she reached the stern, the ship split.
Ur mum so fat that when she walked into a bar, they said, "Sorry, we don't sell food here."
Yo mama is so fat, she jumped into the air and got stuck!
Yo mama so fat that the US (Mexico) and North Korea (South Korea) got into a war fighting over who gets to use her as their border wall.
Yo mama so fat, when she made a joke, only one person laughed at it: the pavement. It was absolutely cracking up!
Yo momma is so fat, when she tried to hang herself, the noose broke.
Yo mama so fat, I have to take a train, 2 buses, and 3 airplanes to get on her good side.
Ur mum is so fat that when she lived in a flat on the highest floor, she fell through the inner floor.
Yo mama so fat, she has to use pillowcases for socks.
Yo mama so fat, her cheeks are in different time zones.
Joe mama so fat that she is homeless wit you.
Me to bully: You are so fat that when the satellite took the picture, you were considered as an island.
Bully: (Speechless)
Joe mama so fat, she fell on both sides of the bed.
You're so fat, when people see you running, they can't help but yell out, "Keep running!"
Your momma's so fat, when I went to suck her titties, I got a mouth full of knee.
Joe Mama so fat, she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl!