Your mamma so fat she has to use the equator as her belt.
So Fat Jokes
Yo mama so fat, survivors of the Titanic said a fat girl on the bow was so heavy, the ship started to sink, but when she reached the stern, the ship split.
Yo mama so fat, she has to use pillowcases for socks.
Yo mama so fat, her cheeks are in different time zones.
You're so fat, when people see you running, they can't help but yell out, "Keep running!"
Your momma's so fat, when I went to suck her titties, I got a mouth full of knee.
Joe mama so fat, she fell on both sides of the bed.
Yo mama so fat that she broke the scale when she put one foot on it.
Yo mama is so fat that she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl and a plate and ketchup to the red zone.
Me to bully: You are so fat that when the satellite took the picture, you were considered as an island.
Bully: (Speechless)
Your mama is so fat that when she fell, I didn't laugh, but the concrete cracked up.
Your mama so fat, she walked by a TV and missed eight episodes.
Yo momma so fat that she don't need a backpack. She keeps her things in her Lagrangian points.
Yo mama so fat, I have to take a train, 2 buses, and 3 airplanes to get on her good side.
Yo mama so fat, when she went to a dating service, they ended up matching her up with Pittsburgh.
Yo mama so fat, when she made a joke, only one person laughed at it: the pavement. It was absolutely cracking up!
Yo mama is so fat, she jumped into the air and got stuck!
Yo momma is so fat, when she tried to hang herself, the noose broke.
Ur mum is so fat that when she lived in a flat on the highest floor, she fell through the inner floor.
Ur mum so fat that when she walked into a bar, they said, "Sorry, we don't sell food here."
