So Fat jokes

Yo Mama is so FAT, it wasn't an iceberg that sank it, she was called, "THE MAMABERG!"

Yo momma so fat, her four kids use her as a bed and her fat rolls as cozy blankets.

Yo mama so fat, she sunk the Titanic.

Your momma's so fat, she had to take a selfie using the Hubble telescope.

Your momma's so fat, when she pulls her knickers down, her ass is still in them.

Your mom is so fat, that burger.

Yo mama so fat when she walked all we knew was EARTHQUAKE!

Yo mama so fat, when she was wearing black by a bank which was getting robbed, they thought, "AHH SWAT!"

Yo mama so fat when she walks the earth talks!

LMAO

Yo mama so fat, when she farts, it's counted as a new gas element.

Yo mama so fat, she meets every world leader there is!

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Your mom's so fat, when she stands on the scale, it says, "To be continued..."

Your mum is so fat, she thought Dunkin' Donuts was a basketball team.

Yo mama so fat.

In Super Mario Galaxy, she was a fucking planet!

Your mom is so fat that she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl.

Your mum's so fat, I took a picture of her last Christmas and it's still printing.

You're so fat that when you went outside, you broke the 2-meter rule for COVID.

Yo mama so fat, when she was telling me her weight, I thought she was telling me her number.

Brinnia so fat when she stepped on a scale, it said, "I need a bigger one."

Your hairline was so fat that Joe Biden could not make it prime minister.