So Fat jokes

Your mum is so fat that when she walked past the television, I missed a whole series of SpongeBob.

Your mom is so fat that when she saw Moby Dick, she said, "We are family... even though you're bigger than me."

Your mom's so fat, she doesn’t need internet, she’s already world wide.

Your mom is so fat, that burger.

Yo mama so fat.

In Super Mario Galaxy, she was a fucking planet!

Your mom is so fat that she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl.

Your mom's so fat, when she stands on the scale, it says, "To be continued..."

Ur mom was so fat that even Jon Brower Minnoch was ten times less fat.

Yo mama so fat when she walked all we knew was EARTHQUAKE!

Yo mama so fat, when she was wearing black by a bank which was getting robbed, they thought, "AHH SWAT!"

Yo mama so fat when she walks the earth talks!

LMAO

Yo mama so fat, when she farts, it's counted as a new gas element.

Yo mama so fat, she meets every world leader there is!

lmao

Yo mama so fat, when she was telling me her weight, I thought she was telling me her number.

Brinnia so fat when she stepped on a scale, it said, "I need a bigger one."

Your hairline was so fat that Joe Biden could not make it prime minister.

Your mum's so fat, I took a picture of her last Christmas and it's still printing.

You're so fat that when you went outside, you broke the 2-meter rule for COVID.

Your friend is so fat, when he took the group pic, he was the background.

Your mom is so fat, when she swam in the sea, Wales came up to her and said, "We are family, even now you’re fatter than me."