So Fat jokes

Yo momma so fat, her four kids use her as a bed and her fat rolls as cozy blankets.

Yo mama so fat Trump built a wall around her and not the border.

Yo Mama is so FAT, it wasn't an iceberg that sank it, she was called, "THE MAMABERG!"

Yo mama so fat, she sunk the Titanic.

Yo mama so fat that she would die before reaching the gates of heaven.

Yo mama is so fat when she goes to the dentist, they make her lay face down.

Your mama so fat, it took all the trees to build her a coffin.

Yo mama so fat, even Dora can’t explore her.

Yo Mama so fat, she could fit you in her stomach.

Yo mama is so fat that she crushed her PlayStation profile.

Yo mama so fat...

...people in Florida start buying flood insurance when they see her waddling toward the ocean.

You're so fat, that you're fat.

Yo mamma so fat, when she tried to sit down the chair ran away.

Yo mama so fat that when she went to the fatty competition, they said no because they didn't want professionals.

(Just a joke, she's probably kind.)

You're so fat, you have your own gravitational pull.

Yo mama so fat, when she decides to workout, the stock market goes bankrupt.

Your mum so fat, she broke the stairs down to the fridge.

Yo momma so fat that she could fit the entire map of the world on her body.

Yo mama so fat, when they buried her, they named her Everest. Mount Everest.

Sam's mum is so fat, when she fell down the stairs, I thought EastEnders finished!