You're so fat, you drank an invisibility potion, and everyone could still see you!
So Fat Jokes
My wife is so fat.
She asked me to get on top; I had to get a step ladder. When I got up there, my ears popped, and the air was so thin. I had to have two Sherpas drag me off the mountain.
Joe mama so fat, when she did the IShowSpeed dance, she fell five floors down.
Your mama is so fat, even God couldn't raise her spirit.
Your mum is so fat, when she roleplayed Wonder Woman, she couldn't fit in the invisible jet.
Ur mama so fat she needs two watches because she's in different time zones.
Your momma's so fat, she had to take a selfie using the Hubble telescope.
Yo mama so fat that when she was on the moon, she had it sent right into the abyss of outer space.
Your momma's so fat, when she pulls her knickers down, her ass is still in them.
Yo mama's so fat, Darth Vader wanted her to be the Death Star!
Yo mama is so fat that Naruto couldn't make enough shadow clones to surround her.
Jo mama is so fat that I could write 3 paragraphs, and she still wouldn't fit!
Your mom is so fat, when she swam in the sea, Wales came up to her and said, "We are family, even now you’re fatter than me."
Yo momma so fat, when she pulled out the chair, it screamed and broke itself.
Momma's so fat, she can use her belly button as a breakfast bowl.
Your mamma is so fat that she has a gravitational pull.
Yo mama so fat, she uses the Gulf of Mexico as her hot tub!
Your mom is so fat, when she asked, "What gift will I get?" Abuela from Encanto said, "Definitely Taco Bell!" 🌮🔔
Your Mom is so fat, she could be Trump's border wall.
Your mum is so fat that when she walked past the television, I missed a whole series of SpongeBob.
