So Fat jokes

Yo mama so fat Trump built a wall around her and not the border.

Yo Mama is so FAT, it wasn't an iceberg that sank it, she was called, "THE MAMABERG!"

Yo mama so fat, she sunk the Titanic.

Yo mama so fat...

...people in Florida start buying flood insurance when they see her waddling toward the ocean.

Yo mama so fat that she would die before reaching the gates of heaven.

Yo mama is so fat when she goes to the dentist, they make her lay face down.

Yo mama so fat, when they buried her, they named her Everest. Mount Everest.

Yo mama so fat when someone asked her to touch her chin, she asked, "Which one?"

You're so fat, you have your own gravitational pull.

Your mama so fat, it took all the trees to build her a coffin.

You're so fat you need butter to get in the car.

Yo mama so fat that when she went to the fatty competition, they said no because they didn't want professionals.

(Just a joke, she's probably kind.)

Sam's mum is so fat, when she fell down the stairs, I thought EastEnders finished!

Yo mama so fat, when she decides to workout, the stock market goes bankrupt.

Your mom is so fat that the photographer had to go to the moon just to click the photo of her belly button.

Yo mama is so fat even Dora can't explore her.

Your momma's so fat, she had to take a selfie using the Hubble telescope.

Your momma's so fat, when she pulls her knickers down, her ass is still in them.

Your daddy's so fat, he tripped over a rock. He thought it was a chip.

Your Mom is so fat, she could be Trump's border wall.