So Fat

So Fat Jokes

Mom

Your mom is so fat when you printed the picture, it would not stop printing! πŸ˜‚πŸ€£

Yo mama

Yo mama is so fat that I could write 3 paragraphs, and she still wouldn’t fit.

Fat

Your momma's so fat she started "Fat Lives Matter". Meetings are everyday:

11 o'clock McDonald's, 12 o'clock KFC, 1 o'clock Pizza Hut.

Mama

Yo mama's so dumb, she waited until the stop sign turned blue.

Yo mama's so fat, when she got pregnant, she fell to the earth's core.

Mama

Yo mama is so fat, they had to flood the Super Bowl to give her a bath.

Mama

Yo mama is so fat, when she nocliped into the backrooms, she was in level 0 and level 999 at the same time.

Mama

Your mama so fat, when Santa saw her he said, "Ho, ho, holy s***!"

Roast

1. You're so dumb, you think Cheerios are donut seeds!

2. You're so fat, you could sell shade!

3. You're just like coconut water, nobody likes you!

4. Have you been shopping lately? Because they're selling lives around the corner, you should go get one!

If being ugly was a crime, you would get a life sentence!!

Are these good?

Mother

Your mother is so fat, she broke the stairway to heaven when she died. jaja ur momma dead.

Mama

Your mama is so fat that she took a picture at Christmas, and it's still downloading.

Joe mama

Joe mama so fat, she could not walk the stairs of heaven.

Credits: to my friend.