Yo mama so fat, she needed cheat codes for Wii Fit!
Yo mama is so fat that I could write 3 paragraphs, and she still wouldn’t fit.
Joe mama so fat, hello kitty said goodbye.
Yo mama is so fat, when she nocliped into the backrooms, she was in level 0 and level 999 at the same time.
Yo mama's so dumb, she waited until the stop sign turned blue.
Yo mama's so fat, when she got pregnant, she fell to the earth's core.
Your mom is so fat when you printed the picture, it would not stop printing! 😂🤣
Yo mama is so fat, they had to flood the Super Bowl to give her a bath.
Your momma's so fat she started "Fat Lives Matter". Meetings are everyday:
11 o'clock McDonald's, 12 o'clock KFC, 1 o'clock Pizza Hut.
Yo mama so fat that Will Smith could slap her from a mile away.
Your mama's so fat, she runs a trade deficit with food!
Yo mama so fat, she is 4 feet tall laying down.
Yo mama so fat she ate Saturn and mistook it for bubble gum.
Your mama so fat, when Santa saw her he said, "Ho, ho, holy s***!"
1. You're so dumb, you think Cheerios are donut seeds!
2. You're so fat, you could sell shade!
3. You're just like coconut water, nobody likes you!
4. Have you been shopping lately? Because they're selling lives around the corner, you should go get one!
If being ugly was a crime, you would get a life sentence!!
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Yo mama so FAT, she can't handle files bigger than 4 GB.
Your mother is so fat, she broke the stairway to heaven when she died. jaja ur momma dead.
Yo mama so fat, she is one of the boulders in Indiana Jones.
Joe mama so fat, she could not walk the stairs of heaven.
Credits: to my friend.
Yo mama is so fat, when she saw the Titanic, she called it small.
Your mama is so fat that she took a picture at Christmas, and it's still downloading.
