So Fat jokes
Yo momma so fat, Santa said, "Ho, ho, ho, I've gotta go!"
Your mamma is so fat that she saved me a lot of money by sitting in my car when I wanted to buy a low rider.
Yo mama is so fat, the country of Russia isn't big enough to house her!
Your mum is so fat, when she roleplayed Wonder Woman, she couldn't fit in the invisible jet.
Your mom is so fat that she thought Eminem is a candy.
Yo mama is so fat, I thought she was a beach whale.
My wife is so fat. After sex, I rolled over twice. I was still on top of the bitch!
This dude is so fat, wearing the same damn clothes every day. Every time he turns around, it's his graduation day. He forgot to put a boomerang on his pants because they don't even fit anymore. Last time I saw him coming down the street, it was in a bucket of Popeye's chicken, extra crispy.
Your mamma is so fat that even a North Korean missile would have competition.
Yo momma so fat, whenever she goes to the beach, the tide comes in!
Joe mama's so fat, her belly button gets home an hour before she does.
Yo mama so fat, when she farts, it's counted as a new gas element.
You're so fat that when you went sunbathing at the beach, Greenpeace came along and pushed you back in the ocean.
Yo mama's so fat, when she walked by the TV when I was watching a show, I waited, and when she finally passed by, Netflix said suggestions: Hulu, and Peacock.
Yo mama so old, on her birth certificate it said "expired."
Yo mama so fat, when she sat on a rainbow, Skittles popped out.
Yo mama so fat, when she sat on Walmart, the prices went down.
Yo mama so poor, she chases a garbage truck with a shopping list.
Yo mama so ugly, she made the devil go to church.
Your Mom is so friking fat, that when she ripped her pants and went to the seamster, they said, "We don't sew curtains!"
You are so fat that Big Chungus looks like a small Chungus.
Your mom is so fat that she mains Heavy from the game Team Fortress 2!
Your mom is so fat that when she saw Moby Dick, she said, "We are family... even though you're bigger than me."
Your mama so fat, it took all the trees to build her a coffin.